ChelseaNH
@chelseanh.bsky.social
Cisgender apprentice geezer (she/her). Love of money is the root of all evil. I ain't no follaback girl.
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ChelseaNH
@chelseanh.bsky.social
· Dec 14
If I Had a Billion Dollars
In the spirit of being prepared, I have thought about what I would do in the unlikely event that I won a billion dollars in Powerball. (Playing Powerball would make that slightly more likely.)
The plan so far:
In the spirit of being prepared, I have thought about what I would do in the unlikely event that I won a billion dollars in Powerball. (Playing Powerball would make that slightly more likely.)
The plan so far:
First trick-or-treaters arrived and I've had my candy selection dissed already. (Only the Skittles were acceptable; the Milky Ways and York peppermint patties are unappealing.)
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
First trick-or-treaters arrived and I've had my candy selection dissed already. (Only the Skittles were acceptable; the Milky Ways and York peppermint patties are unappealing.)
"ABC hopes you will stop cancelling your subscriptions"
New reporting from CNN's Elizabeth Wagmeister: "ABC hopes to bring Jimmy Kimmel back, but temperature needs to be taken down under FCC threats"
ABC hopes to bring Jimmy Kimmel back, but temperature needs to be taken down under FCC threats | CNN
What played out before Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s show and what comes next.
www.cnn.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"ABC hopes you will stop cancelling your subscriptions"
Is it sculpted from butter?
A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Is it sculpted from butter?
Neighborhood pyro is celebrating Labor Day Eve.
September 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Neighborhood pyro is celebrating Labor Day Eve.
So I greeted my fellow players with "Happy James Dobson Is Still Dead Day to all those who celebrate it" and everyone was celebrating it.
August 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So I greeted my fellow players with "Happy James Dobson Is Still Dead Day to all those who celebrate it" and everyone was celebrating it.
Whenever anyone says "efficient," always ask: efficient at doing what?
(Moving more money up to the people who already have lots of money, usually.)
(Moving more money up to the people who already have lots of money, usually.)
“The scariest words in the English language are ‘I’m from the private sector and I’m here to maximize efficiency.’”
August 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Whenever anyone says "efficient," always ask: efficient at doing what?
(Moving more money up to the people who already have lots of money, usually.)
(Moving more money up to the people who already have lots of money, usually.)
Delightful with the sound off.
Mind-blowing with the sound on.
Mind-blowing with the sound on.
August 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Delightful with the sound off.
Mind-blowing with the sound on.
Mind-blowing with the sound on.
Teaching children about the existence of queer people is a public offense, but teaching children about the existence of dildoes is a public service.
As if this week were not bizarre enough: Mount Pleasant residents tell me a group of federal agents gathered for a photo-op near a pro-immigrant banner, pictured below, then tore it down.
In its place, they left a dildo. A neighbor's Ring camera captured the whole thing...
In its place, they left a dildo. A neighbor's Ring camera captured the whole thing...
August 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Teaching children about the existence of queer people is a public offense, but teaching children about the existence of dildoes is a public service.
The Republican Party would rather cut taxes for the rich than pay down the national debt.
The tax cut will cost $4,000,000,000,000 over ten years. No one is bothering to pretend that the cuts will pay for themselves. They never have, over the last 40+ years, and they won't this time.
The tax cut will cost $4,000,000,000,000 over ten years. No one is bothering to pretend that the cuts will pay for themselves. They never have, over the last 40+ years, and they won't this time.
June 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Republican Party would rather cut taxes for the rich than pay down the national debt.
The tax cut will cost $4,000,000,000,000 over ten years. No one is bothering to pretend that the cuts will pay for themselves. They never have, over the last 40+ years, and they won't this time.
The tax cut will cost $4,000,000,000,000 over ten years. No one is bothering to pretend that the cuts will pay for themselves. They never have, over the last 40+ years, and they won't this time.
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The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE
June 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE
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Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
June 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
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My god god have mercy on our souls
ICE went at full speed ramming the crowd
ICE went at full speed ramming the crowd
June 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My god god have mercy on our souls
ICE went at full speed ramming the crowd
ICE went at full speed ramming the crowd
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Civilians are now cheering and yelling when ICE fires upon them. They’re treating the tear gas, smoke bombs and pepper grenades like fireworks. This is actually hilarious mocking of ICE.
June 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Civilians are now cheering and yelling when ICE fires upon them. They’re treating the tear gas, smoke bombs and pepper grenades like fireworks. This is actually hilarious mocking of ICE.
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The fact that a Trump voter wants me to know that they did not vote for mass deportations is not interesting to me. What is interesting to me is what they plan to do about mass deportations, and I hope the answer isn't "I plan to ask you to assure me that I'm a good person."
June 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The fact that a Trump voter wants me to know that they did not vote for mass deportations is not interesting to me. What is interesting to me is what they plan to do about mass deportations, and I hope the answer isn't "I plan to ask you to assure me that I'm a good person."
Use your head to save your heels.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Use your head to save your heels.
Chokepoint Capitalism by Cory Doctorow and Rebecca Giblin talks about how corporations capture creative workers, and what can be done about it.
But a lot of people feel *entitled* to "cheap" ebooks because Amazon used undercutting as a tool to break other distributors and corner the market.
January 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Chokepoint Capitalism by Cory Doctorow and Rebecca Giblin talks about how corporations capture creative workers, and what can be done about it.
If I Had a Billion Dollars
In the spirit of being prepared, I have thought about what I would do in the unlikely event that I won a billion dollars in Powerball. (Playing Powerball would make that slightly more likely.)
The plan so far:
In the spirit of being prepared, I have thought about what I would do in the unlikely event that I won a billion dollars in Powerball. (Playing Powerball would make that slightly more likely.)
The plan so far:
December 14, 2024 at 9:11 PM
If I Had a Billion Dollars
In the spirit of being prepared, I have thought about what I would do in the unlikely event that I won a billion dollars in Powerball. (Playing Powerball would make that slightly more likely.)
The plan so far:
In the spirit of being prepared, I have thought about what I would do in the unlikely event that I won a billion dollars in Powerball. (Playing Powerball would make that slightly more likely.)
The plan so far:
So what you're saying is Bitcoin miners can get paid to shut down by both the power AND the water companies?
This is insane shit. Their power grid collapses under the slightest stress and now Texas is running out of water. There are already crops that were once favorites that cannot even be grown anymore.
And where is this story listed? Under POLITICS. Water and farming is political apparently.
And where is this story listed? Under POLITICS. Water and farming is political apparently.
Texas Agriculture Commissioner sounds the alarm, says Texas is running out of water
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller recently wrote an op-ed describing the problem and offering possible solutions for what he calls “self-reliance.”
www.wfaa.com
September 9, 2024 at 11:46 PM
So what you're saying is Bitcoin miners can get paid to shut down by both the power AND the water companies?
Remake Burlesque with Chappell Roan at the Pink Pony Club
August 15, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Remake Burlesque with Chappell Roan at the Pink Pony Club
Leverage: The Rashomon Job
February 4, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Leverage: The Rashomon Job
Finishing 2023 rereading my Ali Hazelwood collection for the third time in under 6 months, which is a thing I have never done before with books.
January 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Finishing 2023 rereading my Ali Hazelwood collection for the third time in under 6 months, which is a thing I have never done before with books.
Just found a woodpecker clinging to the gutter and tapping away at the underside of the soffit. I'm guessing this should get filed under "things a homeowner would rather not see."
November 5, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Just found a woodpecker clinging to the gutter and tapping away at the underside of the soffit. I'm guessing this should get filed under "things a homeowner would rather not see."
Happy Take Your Leftover Halloween Candy to Work Day for those who celebrate
November 1, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Happy Take Your Leftover Halloween Candy to Work Day for those who celebrate
October 27, 2023 at 8:16 AM