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The Archers ‘n’ shit

Cambridge UK
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22 February 1993 - when it all started to go wrong. Pip Archer was born on air, and 33 years on she's still annoying Archers fans everywhere. #TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Oh my!
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Takes skill to come across as this much of a danger on the day they’re debating Mandelson
Rupert Lowe being ghastly again, suggesting we owe gratitude to Elon Musk.

Calls of 'shame!'
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Maybe we’re gearing up for a natural childbirth influencer story line followed by an entirely preventable death in a Grundy built birthing pool being attended to by a shaman.

After all, no baby in Ambridge arrives in a normal fashion.
#TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Oh bless her. Amber is a delusional idiot.
#TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
So. Did Pip just wait for Cleo to look ready and pop her finger in to catch it?
#TheArchers
a close up of a man 's face with a ring in his finger
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a ring in his finger
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
George’s favourite restaurant?

Nados or Bella Italia?

#TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
TBF George is feigning interest in Amber’s socials better than I could.
#TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
-We’re getting married

- Oh, that’s… gooood

#TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You join me again for my irregular series: #TheArchers posting from a my bath 🛀
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I’ve just received a threatening email
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
He really should go. This is properly bad.

It’ll be a blessing for Labour really. Rip the plaster off in one go. Give someone else a couple of years to try and turn the shit show around.
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
You know what’s shit? Life

You know what’s not shit? A new @wheelieyellow.bsky.social video

youtu.be/pSUAQB9lmH4
How to learn how to learn to drive 🅻 🚙
YouTube video by Wheelie Yellow
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February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I thought he’d have much more stylish pants than those. There really is no end to his disappointments.
Lord Mandelson in disgrace

The new Private Eye is out now.
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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Incandescent. One of the best pieces I've read about what university means to people and their communities - and what will happen to a city and people after one closes. The *Labour* government and Jaqui Smith in particular should be ashamed of themselves and shamed into doing something. Deplorable.
‘If I think about what this means, I want to cry’: what happens when a city loses its university?
When Essex University’s Southend campus opened, it was a message of hope for a ‘left behind’ UK seaside town. Its closure will be felt far beyond its 800 students, some of whom will not get their degr...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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This post is the GOAT.
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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He's going to be remanded in custody for his own protection because Gordon is going to beat him to a bloody pulp before hurling the remnants across the Firth of Forth
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
🎵This is the rhythm of the cheese🎵
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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What is 'the rhythm of the cheese'? #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
TBF some of them are quite big and funny looking. So I’ve been led to believe.
#TheArchers
Oh God. Nonononono. Even the slightest hint of a vibrator joke on #TheArchers is NOT BIG, NOT CLEVER and NOT FUNNY.
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
FFS Stella! The acreage can’t be worth biting this bullet. The absolute horror of it.
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Tony spreading his seed at 75
Quite a man
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Called it!
#TheArchers
So the dog’s eaten an engagement ring.
Cleo is clearly looking out for you, Stella.
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
So, serious question.
Is it just me or do Stella and Pip have absolutely zero chemistry? Ian and Adam the same. Is this my tin ear or does #TheArchers struggle writing gay relationships?
February 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
So the dog’s eaten an engagement ring.
Cleo is clearly looking out for you, Stella.
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM