Nick
@checkyoursheds.bsky.social
The Archers ‘n’ shit
Cambridge UK
Cambridge UK
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This post is the GOAT.
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This post is the GOAT.
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He's going to be remanded in custody for his own protection because Gordon is going to beat him to a bloody pulp before hurling the remnants across the Firth of Forth
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
He's going to be remanded in custody for his own protection because Gordon is going to beat him to a bloody pulp before hurling the remnants across the Firth of Forth
🎵This is the rhythm of the cheese🎵
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
🎵This is the rhythm of the cheese🎵
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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What is 'the rhythm of the cheese'? #TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
What is 'the rhythm of the cheese'? #TheArchers
TBF some of them are quite big and funny looking. So I’ve been led to believe.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Oh God. Nonononono. Even the slightest hint of a vibrator joke on #TheArchers is NOT BIG, NOT CLEVER and NOT FUNNY.
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
TBF some of them are quite big and funny looking. So I’ve been led to believe.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
FFS Stella! The acreage can’t be worth biting this bullet. The absolute horror of it.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
FFS Stella! The acreage can’t be worth biting this bullet. The absolute horror of it.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
So, serious question.
Is it just me or do Stella and Pip have absolutely zero chemistry? Ian and Adam the same. Is this my tin ear or does #TheArchers struggle writing gay relationships?
Is it just me or do Stella and Pip have absolutely zero chemistry? Ian and Adam the same. Is this my tin ear or does #TheArchers struggle writing gay relationships?
February 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
So, serious question.
Is it just me or do Stella and Pip have absolutely zero chemistry? Ian and Adam the same. Is this my tin ear or does #TheArchers struggle writing gay relationships?
Is it just me or do Stella and Pip have absolutely zero chemistry? Ian and Adam the same. Is this my tin ear or does #TheArchers struggle writing gay relationships?
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Today Elsie was helping with some ebaying. I wonder if we’d get much for her?
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Today Elsie was helping with some ebaying. I wonder if we’d get much for her?
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apropos of nothing in particular, @lilashapiro.bsky.social gave us a tremendous piece of journalism last year, and it's always a great time to revisit it and thank her for the work she did in bringing these stories to light.
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
apropos of nothing in particular, @lilashapiro.bsky.social gave us a tremendous piece of journalism last year, and it's always a great time to revisit it and thank her for the work she did in bringing these stories to light.
FFS!
Oh disgraced early bluesky poster Neil Gaiman is back? Is the cookie recipe guy back too?
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
FFS!
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Oh Mr Former Ambassador, with this fallout you are spoiling us
BREAKING:
The Metropolitan Police:
"Following this (Epstein) release and subsequent media reporting, the Met has received a number of reports relating to alleged misconduct in a public office. The reports will all be reviewed to determine if they meet the criminal threshold for investigation."
The Metropolitan Police:
"Following this (Epstein) release and subsequent media reporting, the Met has received a number of reports relating to alleged misconduct in a public office. The reports will all be reviewed to determine if they meet the criminal threshold for investigation."
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Oh Mr Former Ambassador, with this fallout you are spoiling us
Imagine what a complete tit you have to be to come off as the unreasonable one whilst talking to George.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Imagine what a complete tit you have to be to come off as the unreasonable one whilst talking to George.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I’m sick and tired. Am I pregnant or just listening to #TheArchers?
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I’m sick and tired. Am I pregnant or just listening to #TheArchers?
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“I’ll be alright. It’s just morning milking. I’ve been relentlessly practicing the wrist movement since 2010”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
“I’ll be alright. It’s just morning milking. I’ve been relentlessly practicing the wrist movement since 2010”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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I don't envy Peter Mandelson who after years of terrible choices and unethical behaviour has finally been backed into a corner and given no option but to choose:
CBS Contributor or Reform UK Parliamentary Candidate?
CBS Contributor or Reform UK Parliamentary Candidate?
February 2, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I don't envy Peter Mandelson who after years of terrible choices and unethical behaviour has finally been backed into a corner and given no option but to choose:
CBS Contributor or Reform UK Parliamentary Candidate?
CBS Contributor or Reform UK Parliamentary Candidate?
Fucking hell fire. £75k in donations too.
BREAKING on ft website:
Lord Peter Mandelson leaked a sensitive UK government document to Jeffrey Epstein while he was business secretary that proposed £20bn of asset sales and revealed Labour’s tax policy plans
www.ft.com/content/fdf7...
Lord Peter Mandelson leaked a sensitive UK government document to Jeffrey Epstein while he was business secretary that proposed £20bn of asset sales and revealed Labour’s tax policy plans
www.ft.com/content/fdf7...
Mandelson leaked sensitive UK government tax plans to Epstein
Former ambassador forwarded memo from special adviser to Gordon Brown to late sex offender in 2009
www.ft.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Fucking hell fire. £75k in donations too.
Home. Man, that was a lot of wizardy gubbins.
Return of the King was very good, obviously. The filmed intro from PJ was very interesting and quite moving.
Return of the King was very good, obviously. The filmed intro from PJ was very interesting and quite moving.
Two Towers is still great.
The Battle for Helms Deep is amazing and the whole film whips along at a much more pleasing pace, even the extended version.
The Battle for Helms Deep is amazing and the whole film whips along at a much more pleasing pace, even the extended version.
Right, Fellowship down and I’ve retreated to Wagamama’s for a bowl of noodles.
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Home. Man, that was a lot of wizardy gubbins.
Return of the King was very good, obviously. The filmed intro from PJ was very interesting and quite moving.
Return of the King was very good, obviously. The filmed intro from PJ was very interesting and quite moving.
Two Towers is still great.
The Battle for Helms Deep is amazing and the whole film whips along at a much more pleasing pace, even the extended version.
The Battle for Helms Deep is amazing and the whole film whips along at a much more pleasing pace, even the extended version.
Right, Fellowship down and I’ve retreated to Wagamama’s for a bowl of noodles.
Pleased to report that, so far the audience is made up entirely of 40+ men with beards.
#TheArchers #LOTR
#TheArchers #LOTR
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Two Towers is still great.
The Battle for Helms Deep is amazing and the whole film whips along at a much more pleasing pace, even the extended version.
The Battle for Helms Deep is amazing and the whole film whips along at a much more pleasing pace, even the extended version.
That was the worst ramen I’ve ever eaten.
Right, Fellowship down and I’ve retreated to Wagamama’s for a bowl of noodles.
Pleased to report that, so far the audience is made up entirely of 40+ men with beards.
#TheArchers #LOTR
#TheArchers #LOTR
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That was the worst ramen I’ve ever eaten.