Nick
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The Archers ‘n’ shit
Cambridge UK
Cambridge UK
Right, Fellowship down and I’ve retreated to Wagamama’s for a bowl of noodles.
Pleased to report that, so far the audience is made up entirely of 40+ men with beards.
#TheArchers #LOTR
#TheArchers #LOTR
Somebody might be missing #TheArchers on Sunday because he’s spending nigh on 12 hours watching hobbits trying to return some jewellery.
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Right, Fellowship down and I’ve retreated to Wagamama’s for a bowl of noodles.
So, I just watched part of a recommended YouTube video without logging into my account and the unfiltered algorithm is… weird.
February 1, 2026 at 9:52 AM
So, I just watched part of a recommended YouTube video without logging into my account and the unfiltered algorithm is… weird.
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
Pleased to report that, so far the audience is made up entirely of 40+ men with beards.
#TheArchers #LOTR
#TheArchers #LOTR
Somebody might be missing #TheArchers on Sunday because he’s spending nigh on 12 hours watching hobbits trying to return some jewellery.
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Pleased to report that, so far the audience is made up entirely of 40+ men with beards.
#TheArchers #LOTR
#TheArchers #LOTR
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I really dislike any attempt to assign the assisted dying to a side in the culture war and continued attempts to do it* by one side or another are quite distressing.
*not the quoted post.
*not the quoted post.
So being gender critical seems to mean you are also against assisted dying.
I'll work that one out later.
I'll work that one out later.
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I really dislike any attempt to assign the assisted dying to a side in the culture war and continued attempts to do it* by one side or another are quite distressing.
*not the quoted post.
*not the quoted post.
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“You are reading my Christmas Day email to a convicted child rapist asking when his next child rape party on peado island is in very bad faith”
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
“You are reading my Christmas Day email to a convicted child rapist asking when his next child rape party on peado island is in very bad faith”
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I can excuse literal decades of genocide denial but I draw the line at emailing a nonce
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I can excuse literal decades of genocide denial but I draw the line at emailing a nonce
Never cheap out on tyres!
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Never cheap out on tyres!
Sophia throwing her support behind Peterborough
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Sophia throwing her support behind Peterborough
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Can't believe they're releasing the Epstein files to cover up for the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Can't believe they're releasing the Epstein files to cover up for the Epstein files.
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Jeopardy! (Series, 1984 - )
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Jeopardy! (Series, 1984 - )
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Somebody might be missing #TheArchers on Sunday because he’s spending nigh on 12 hours watching hobbits trying to return some jewellery.
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Somebody might be missing #TheArchers on Sunday because he’s spending nigh on 12 hours watching hobbits trying to return some jewellery.
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HAVE YOU GOT ANY GAUHAUS?
January 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
HAVE YOU GOT ANY GAUHAUS?
You see, it doesn’t take long because everything is so close.
Someone from the Tories’ Lords team really needs to change Sharron Davies’ X log in.
As an aside, how *would* 15 minute cities be “thrust on us overnight”?
As an aside, how *would* 15 minute cities be “thrust on us overnight”?
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
You see, it doesn’t take long because everything is so close.
It’s always the ones you most suspect
New emails show Musk has been lying about his relationship with Epstein.
Musk to Epstein: ‘What Day/Night Will Be the Wildest Party on Your Island?’
New emails show Musk has been lying about his relationship with Epstein.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
It’s always the ones you most suspect
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Musk sent this email on Christmas Day - he already had five kids under the age of 8 at this point.
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Musk sent this email on Christmas Day - he already had five kids under the age of 8 at this point.
David and Ruth sure are smug considering their 33.33% success rate in raising children. I guess Pip and Josh were just practise runs.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
David and Ruth sure are smug considering their 33.33% success rate in raising children. I guess Pip and Josh were just practise runs.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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Left to right:
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Left to right:
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Dr Who convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Happy Days convention for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Birdfair for safeguarding reasons
* Guy banned from Nazi reenactment society for safeguarding reasons
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In 1537 the abbot of Crowland Abbey wrote to Thomas Cromwell, begging him to spare Crowland from being dissolved in the Reformation.
To sweeten the deal, the abbot also sent along a barrel of "fenn-fysche" (probably eels). 'Cause for a fenlands abbot, it's all about the eels.
🗃️🧪
To sweeten the deal, the abbot also sent along a barrel of "fenn-fysche" (probably eels). 'Cause for a fenlands abbot, it's all about the eels.
🗃️🧪
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM
In 1537 the abbot of Crowland Abbey wrote to Thomas Cromwell, begging him to spare Crowland from being dissolved in the Reformation.
To sweeten the deal, the abbot also sent along a barrel of "fenn-fysche" (probably eels). 'Cause for a fenlands abbot, it's all about the eels.
🗃️🧪
To sweeten the deal, the abbot also sent along a barrel of "fenn-fysche" (probably eels). 'Cause for a fenlands abbot, it's all about the eels.
🗃️🧪
I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR
January 30, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR
An easy 90+% on this one
Dump Him, Girl www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
You be the judge: should my husband stop expecting me to come to all his family gatherings?
Edwin wants Chloe to join him at all of his large family’s events, but she values her independence. You decide who is plying happy families
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:15 AM
An easy 90+% on this one
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Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...