asphodel
checkthelock.bsky.social
asphodel
@checkthelock.bsky.social
25 | he/they | normal about horror films and metal music
30 years of whinging later I am employed :)
March 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
idk how many rejections after interviews I have left in me 😍
March 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
still cross stitching the same damn project. next im gonna do smth self indulgent like langworth yaoi with the original sprites. no one can stop me. these are my hands and no one else's
March 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
realizing now that I'm gonna be closeted in work settings I now may have to subscribe to feminine appearance expectations like makeup. I think I will just kill myself
March 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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[OC] NAILBITER 💥
March 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It is not a time for peace.
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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all crowd work eulogy
March 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
every time someone posts about Godot (game engine) I think for 3 seconds it's about Godot (ace attorney) and I feel joy and then mild disappointment
March 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Made brookies that were simultaneously burnt and undercooked for my mom's birthday but at least she loves me
March 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
didn't get the job. More downtrodden posting to come
March 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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my wife said i can see shen yun this weekend if i lick the black mold off the basement walls
March 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i have way too many ideas for developing my aa oc/sona. if i want him to have all the attributes he has he either needs an extra two days in a week just to develop his 3 monetized hobbies. or i just have 2 ocs
March 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
ssismmmon blaackquilil
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
idk anything about ash wednesday but one time as a freshman i spotted a classmate around campus with the cross on her head and my black metal enjoying ass walked up to her like "wow i didnt know you were into that kinda stuff!" and she corrected me, confused ofc, and i still want to kill myself
March 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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stop using chatgpt. i can also use em dashes and lie to you
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Adrian Andrews 💘🌿
March 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
idk anything about tgaa but barok van zieks looks like a fire emblem character and that gives me pause. Overall I think a lot of those designs lack the silliness I like about aa characters
March 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
had a good interview for the first time in months fingers crossed i'll be normal again soon
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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My most popular ace attorney post was Simon crossing
March 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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thanks
March 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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the sex people make any website better
December 7, 2024 at 10:18 PM
water goes rusty. Dog dies. Now our heat is broken. I'd ask if there's anything else in store this week but I know I'll be hit by a bus or smth
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM