Dong Quixote
@amphoera.bsky.social
🐖* • illustrator (alleged), ethical elitist • amphoera@gmail.com • https://linktr.ee/amphoera
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tip jar: https://patreon.com/amphoera
*may contain wheat, peanuts, nudity
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Dong Quixote
@amphoera.bsky.social
· Oct 17
i want a car with a huge bubbly ass that its safe to brake check people with
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trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
trebuchet has grown so much... fully evolved..... level 100....... even a father to another shiny fletchling (her name is atlatl)
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
trebuchet has grown so much... fully evolved..... level 100....... even a father to another shiny fletchling (her name is atlatl)
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Cuomo get on stage you fucking coward
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Cuomo get on stage you fucking coward
when i was checking which pokemon had bespoke swimming animations i wanted to take some cute pictures of leafeon swimming but i also set the action to sleep to see what would happen and now he looks dead in a ditch
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
when i was checking which pokemon had bespoke swimming animations i wanted to take some cute pictures of leafeon swimming but i also set the action to sleep to see what would happen and now he looks dead in a ditch
running toxic stall is so obscenely funny in this game. luigi wins by doing nothing
October 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
running toxic stall is so obscenely funny in this game. luigi wins by doing nothing
taking cyclobenzaprine AND a shower to do a little combo that sleepys me the fuck out
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
taking cyclobenzaprine AND a shower to do a little combo that sleepys me the fuck out
you can teach your pokemon detect AND protect to do a little combo that pisses everyone the fuck off
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
you can teach your pokemon detect AND protect to do a little combo that pisses everyone the fuck off
cackled so hard taking this photo it scared everybody in call. possibly the hardest pokemon screenshot ever taken
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
cackled so hard taking this photo it scared everybody in call. possibly the hardest pokemon screenshot ever taken
im developing a second health bar. you can develop one too
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
im developing a second health bar. you can develop one too
two shinies you wish you were me
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
two shinies you wish you were me
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OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION Lady is actually an anime mahou shoujo mascot with a heart nose, eyeliner and a shoulder marking that looks like a devil wing or heart depending on the angle she has plot armor tbh
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION Lady is actually an anime mahou shoujo mascot with a heart nose, eyeliner and a shoulder marking that looks like a devil wing or heart depending on the angle she has plot armor tbh
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION Lady is actually an anime mahou shoujo mascot with a heart nose, eyeliner and a shoulder marking that looks like a devil wing or heart depending on the angle she has plot armor tbh
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION Lady is actually an anime mahou shoujo mascot with a heart nose, eyeliner and a shoulder marking that looks like a devil wing or heart depending on the angle she has plot armor tbh
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3 months of dosing, 3 months of observation. I was a nervous wreck throughout. I was constantly agonizing about her every little breath. If she ate, if she lost even a gram of weight. But after 6 months the Sick Victorian Child pulled through Again n now we celebrated her 3rd birthday!! Je te adore
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
3 months of dosing, 3 months of observation. I was a nervous wreck throughout. I was constantly agonizing about her every little breath. If she ate, if she lost even a gram of weight. But after 6 months the Sick Victorian Child pulled through Again n now we celebrated her 3rd birthday!! Je te adore
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hi I haven’t posted in a while but there’s a holiday I forgot to mention 3 years ago on October Friday the 13th I opened the door to find the gangliest, mangiest, sickly little scammer at the verge of death that we quickly caught bc they were very, very sick and also a master scammer
October 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
hi I haven’t posted in a while but there’s a holiday I forgot to mention 3 years ago on October Friday the 13th I opened the door to find the gangliest, mangiest, sickly little scammer at the verge of death that we quickly caught bc they were very, very sick and also a master scammer
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she still has a little swagger (sometimes neuro symptoms don’t fully go recover) but that’s fine she is a model so it’s a feature actually?? She is a devious little darling and I love her so much 💗💓💞💕💖💝
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everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY BELLE @bunsoir.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
she still has a little swagger (sometimes neuro symptoms don’t fully go recover) but that’s fine she is a model so it’s a feature actually?? She is a devious little darling and I love her so much 💗💓💞💕💖💝
bsky.app/profile/amph...
bsky.app/profile/amph...
you should be able to exchange energy and visions with other people by sticking your finger in their bellybutton ☝️🕳
October 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you should be able to exchange energy and visions with other people by sticking your finger in their bellybutton ☝️🕳
everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY BELLE @bunsoir.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY BELLE @bunsoir.bsky.social
when you curse the names of those moldy explorers this fine columbus day if its not too much trouble can you spit on gauguins grave also. columbus cook magellan and paul gauguin
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
when you curse the names of those moldy explorers this fine columbus day if its not too much trouble can you spit on gauguins grave also. columbus cook magellan and paul gauguin
it's matthew ! @angelpsyche.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
it's matthew ! @angelpsyche.bsky.social
lately ive been getting a hint of berry every time i take my meds so i took a whiff of my metformin and it smells like berry FOR SURE... i was confused and disturbed i miss her unwashed pussy stank 💔
October 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
lately ive been getting a hint of berry every time i take my meds so i took a whiff of my metformin and it smells like berry FOR SURE... i was confused and disturbed i miss her unwashed pussy stank 💔
i wish i was a kitty kitty cat cat tearing up the carpet with my claws i bet it feels good as fuck to express a little instinctive natural behavior that pisses you off
October 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i wish i was a kitty kitty cat cat tearing up the carpet with my claws i bet it feels good as fuck to express a little instinctive natural behavior that pisses you off
whats it say abt me that i saw a pile of flat vaguely round objects wrapped in plastic and i got excited because i thought my folks bought new crab nets. they weren't. i don't live anywhere near an ocean
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
whats it say abt me that i saw a pile of flat vaguely round objects wrapped in plastic and i got excited because i thought my folks bought new crab nets. they weren't. i don't live anywhere near an ocean
couldn't rest last night until i made a horseboy
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
couldn't rest last night until i made a horseboy