Dong Quixote
@amphoera.bsky.social
🐖* • illustrator (alleged), ethical elitist • amphoera@gmail.com • https://linktr.ee/amphoera
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tip jar: https://patreon.com/amphoera
*may contain wheat, peanuts, nudity
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Dong Quixote
@amphoera.bsky.social
· Oct 17
i want a car with a huge bubbly ass that its safe to brake check people with
i woke up and realized i could force open my soft palate and drained all the gunk out of my sinuses and girls im hearing colors. i think i could ecolocate. happy new year i think
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
i woke up and realized i could force open my soft palate and drained all the gunk out of my sinuses and girls im hearing colors. i think i could ecolocate. happy new year i think
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sniffs my blankets THESE STINK!!!!!! SWEATY!!!!!!!!! [sound of all my adoring fans running in my direction] ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
sniffs my blankets THESE STINK!!!!!! SWEATY!!!!!!!!! [sound of all my adoring fans running in my direction] ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bringing back cats to help cats!!! donate $25 or more to this gofundme for Taggy, send me a screencap of your receipt (or just use your bsky handle as your name when you donate) and i'll draw you a free sketch of any of MY cats (Achilles, Mars, Ares). high donos are loved but 1 sketch per dono plz!
Me and @momodriller.bsky.social's sweet baby boy has lost limb function very suddenly and is getting worse daily. He needs an MRI and (likely) surgery. It's expensive. We've already spent over $1k and can't afford much more, & he's running out of time. Anything helps, thank you. gofund.me/ba3da64f4
Donate to Help Tagalong: MRI and Surgery Fund, organized by Rose Cote
If you know me, you know Tagalong. He is the sweetest cat I have ever owned, and I'm alw… Rose Cote needs your support for Help Tagalong: MRI and Surgery Fund
gofund.me
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
bringing back cats to help cats!!! donate $25 or more to this gofundme for Taggy, send me a screencap of your receipt (or just use your bsky handle as your name when you donate) and i'll draw you a free sketch of any of MY cats (Achilles, Mars, Ares). high donos are loved but 1 sketch per dono plz!
people mald so hard abt koalas being dumb man like fuck its not their fault YOU as a human chose an overly complex ecological niche that requires a large calorie guzzling brain with the ability to suffer from existential angst over being unable to emotionally cope with the manmade climate crisis. ok
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
people mald so hard abt koalas being dumb man like fuck its not their fault YOU as a human chose an overly complex ecological niche that requires a large calorie guzzling brain with the ability to suffer from existential angst over being unable to emotionally cope with the manmade climate crisis. ok
power and madness... overtaking me.....!! yessss....... haha HA............. YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! (got a printer)
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
power and madness... overtaking me.....!! yessss....... haha HA............. YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! (got a printer)
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i wish i was a kitty kitty cat cat tearing up the carpet with my claws i bet it feels good as fuck to express a little instinctive natural behavior that pisses you off
October 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i wish i was a kitty kitty cat cat tearing up the carpet with my claws i bet it feels good as fuck to express a little instinctive natural behavior that pisses you off
gift for @morbi.bsky.social during secret santa 2022 [originally posted 12/30/2022]
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
gift for @morbi.bsky.social during secret santa 2022 [originally posted 12/30/2022]
pony comm for @astroeden.bsky.social !! [originally posted 6/16/2021]
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
pony comm for @astroeden.bsky.social !! [originally posted 6/16/2021]
raritwi [originally posted 8/1/2020]
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
raritwi [originally posted 8/1/2020]
choked on a cornflake thought i couldn't do it anymore thought it was the end. but im refusing to go down without a fight im deriving sexual gratification from this experience john harvey kellogg is gonna have to rise from the grave and put me down himself. so help me god
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
choked on a cornflake thought i couldn't do it anymore thought it was the end. but im refusing to go down without a fight im deriving sexual gratification from this experience john harvey kellogg is gonna have to rise from the grave and put me down himself. so help me god
you got games on your phone
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
you got games on your phone
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chikis chase is my forever phone game, and the dev has been really committed to avoiding the predatory dark patterns of most phone game monetization.
you can purchase the game one time and then play all of it forever, like a real game!!! it's fun!!! theres a chicken
you can purchase the game one time and then play all of it forever, like a real game!!! it's fun!!! theres a chicken
cold weather, hot chocolate, hotter deals...
never a better time to become a Gem Earner in Chiki's Chase - it's 40% off until the end of December! If you've been waiting for a sale, this is the one! Gem Earner is a permanent, one-time purchase.
this sale is available worldwide on iOS & Android.
never a better time to become a Gem Earner in Chiki's Chase - it's 40% off until the end of December! If you've been waiting for a sale, this is the one! Gem Earner is a permanent, one-time purchase.
this sale is available worldwide on iOS & Android.
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
chikis chase is my forever phone game, and the dev has been really committed to avoiding the predatory dark patterns of most phone game monetization.
you can purchase the game one time and then play all of it forever, like a real game!!! it's fun!!! theres a chicken
you can purchase the game one time and then play all of it forever, like a real game!!! it's fun!!! theres a chicken
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listen colourpop before you accuse me of being heterophobic like if we're doing this can i get a leon kennedy dead by daylight hurt noises themed makeup collection. never let it be said that i don't love men
January 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
listen colourpop before you accuse me of being heterophobic like if we're doing this can i get a leon kennedy dead by daylight hurt noises themed makeup collection. never let it be said that i don't love men
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other "lesbos": bring me my sword, posthaste! sweetest maiden, i must save you from the treacherous dragon at once!
me, isekai'd into a medieval fantasy after wrecking my car into a tailgater in a fit of road rage: i just thought it would be chinese
me, isekai'd into a medieval fantasy after wrecking my car into a tailgater in a fit of road rage: i just thought it would be chinese
March 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
other "lesbos": bring me my sword, posthaste! sweetest maiden, i must save you from the treacherous dragon at once!
me, isekai'd into a medieval fantasy after wrecking my car into a tailgater in a fit of road rage: i just thought it would be chinese
me, isekai'd into a medieval fantasy after wrecking my car into a tailgater in a fit of road rage: i just thought it would be chinese
sniffs my blankets THESE STINK!!!!!! SWEATY!!!!!!!!! [sound of all my adoring fans running in my direction] ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
sniffs my blankets THESE STINK!!!!!! SWEATY!!!!!!!!! [sound of all my adoring fans running in my direction] ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
most delightful little lad
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
most delightful little lad
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im so horny i could fuck a hungrse
September 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
im so horny i could fuck a hungrse
he cares not for the arts
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
he cares not for the arts
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trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
trying patreon as like a sketchbook scan repository?? the images in this one are all accessible to the public and only the completely banal stream of consciousness commentary is behind a paywall. Look At My Critters, Boy: www.patreon.com/cw/amphoera
trebuchet has grown so much... fully evolved..... level 100....... even a father to another shiny fletchling (her name is atlatl)
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
trebuchet has grown so much... fully evolved..... level 100....... even a father to another shiny fletchling (her name is atlatl)
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Cuomo get on stage you fucking coward
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Cuomo get on stage you fucking coward