genuinely how do I change my entire appearance and personality to be hireable. I'm serious

she did love them btw

straight up I don't know what's so fundamentally wrong with me that I'm not hireable to make overpriced coffee or stock shelves or mop a floor. I'm not aiming high here and I'm still failing

calci-yum :)

hes a forensic scientist with a doctorate. he's a private detective. he's a weapon collector. he plays bass pretty good and has been approached for a gavinners position but he would rather be peeled than participate in cock rock. somewhere on the schedule he has time for situationships

don't put yourself out there if they know you like darkthrone and dimmu borgir you'll be killed on the spot

come to the pine barrens we have many provisions and activities