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Dave
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Disgruntled bird site refugee. Recognized ballknower. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ advocate. We Are! BTFU! And always the Mets 💙🧡💜
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I should probably define the key elements of #MetsStink

1) Grab an early lead
2) Miss numerous opportunities to expand the lead
3) Walks, bad defense, and inexplicable things cause the game to swing late
4) BONUS: An “old friend” shows up to tip the scales irrevocably in the opponents favor.
Pie
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The “Party of Reagan” keeps handing gifts to Russia…
REPORTER: What kind of concessions are the Russians going to have to make?

TRUMP: The big concession is they stop fighting and they don't take any more land
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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THEN I SAID “MAYBE THIS YEAR THE TURKEY SHOULD’VE PARDONED ME” AND MY LAWYERS JUST SHOOK THEIR HEADS AND LEFT THE ROOM.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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ME: WHY’S IT CALLED BOWLING AND NOT PINBALL

SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Albert Edwards gets the @fortune.com treatment:

“.. It will end in tears, that much I’m sure of.”

fortune.com/2025/11/23/i...
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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America needs more patriots like Senator Mark Kelly and fewer miserable cowards like Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth.
Sen. Mark Kelly facing military investigation after clashing with Trump
A statement from the Pentagon said all service members have a "legal obligation" to "obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful."
www.axios.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s time to have a talk about these duvets in hotel rooms which make sleeping unbearably hot unless the ambient room temperature is somewhere south of 55°?
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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DOGE investigations and prosecutions are already overdue
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Trump had found an issue more unpopular than his handling of inflation - attacking Venezuela:

www.cbsnews.com/feature/cbs-...
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Damn, what is in those files
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Well I’ll be damned.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
OMG THE LUKE REYNOLDS PLAY
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This hasn’t been all that bad a season if you cast aside the six-game losing streak, the Allar injury, all the Franklin stuff, and the underwhelming three game start.

Basically they looked good Q4 against Sparty and 1H so far tonight. That’s what I’m saying.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Good old Woz. Good for him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Friends … I did a spit take on this one 🤣🤣🤣
The Republican Party has transitioned from the threat of Jewish Space Lasers to Chinese Baby Monitors. bsky.app/profile/atru...
HINSON: As a mom, I think about watching a baby monitor. That's a very intimate moment with your baby and to think the Chinese could be spying on your morning routine

BARTIROMO: Why are they spying on moms?

HINSON: They just want to know what Americans are up to to undermine our way of life
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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This is conspiracy theory stuff. China doesn’t need to spy on baby monitors to know what Americans are doing. They can just open Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, or one of the many apps that Americans use to share the kind of information that two generations ago couldn’t be waterboarded out of them.
HINSON: As a mom, I think about watching a baby monitor. That's a very intimate moment with your baby and to think the Chinese could be spying on your morning routine

BARTIROMO: Why are they spying on moms?

HINSON: They just want to know what Americans are up to to undermine our way of life
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This thread fucking DELIVERS
BlasphemyBot:
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Jesus this guy is such a chickenshit
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Democrats to be executed: "Attorneys have to parse the language and determine all that."
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM