HP Fuckcraft
@charlietrypsin.bsky.social
Science, books, plants, and shit. I raise many sad plants, 2 stupid cats and 1 husband.
He/Him
📍Manchester
He/Him
📍Manchester
I've seen a male toilet before, he looked quite ill though
My only stance on public toilets is that you can't have a 'male' toilet and a 'female' toilet.
You can, however, have a men's toilet and a women's toilet.
Obviously you can also have a non-gendered toilet.
But the toilet itself is mute, porcelain, genderless and hopefully hygenic.
You can, however, have a men's toilet and a women's toilet.
Obviously you can also have a non-gendered toilet.
But the toilet itself is mute, porcelain, genderless and hopefully hygenic.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I've seen a male toilet before, he looked quite ill though
Took a very lubey bathroom pic at the rubber bar crawl on sat
September 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Took a very lubey bathroom pic at the rubber bar crawl on sat
Watching Another Simple Favour for the plot (cunty outfits)
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Watching Another Simple Favour for the plot (cunty outfits)
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i constantly think about this post
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AND PLEASERS.
”what’s the male equivalent of a mini skirt?” a mini skirt, obviously. what are you, a coward?
September 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
AND PLEASERS.
All the perverts having their bags flagged leaving Berlin
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
All the perverts having their bags flagged leaving Berlin
I'm sorry to whoever owns the hotgirl666@gmail.com address but I use it to access all public wifi now
August 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm sorry to whoever owns the hotgirl666@gmail.com address but I use it to access all public wifi now
Considering I have waited 4.5 years to give evidence at an academic misconduct investigation about a person who uses physical and verbal intimidation against colleagues this is quite funny
Troubles at University College London
A culture that tolerates bullying often also turns a blind eye to scientific fraud
Both driven by protection of reputation over integrity
UCL has long & distinguished record of failure in dealing with both
21percent.org?p=2496
A culture that tolerates bullying often also turns a blind eye to scientific fraud
Both driven by protection of reputation over integrity
UCL has long & distinguished record of failure in dealing with both
21percent.org?p=2496
August 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Considering I have waited 4.5 years to give evidence at an academic misconduct investigation about a person who uses physical and verbal intimidation against colleagues this is quite funny
Been trying to recollect data for a preprint and the phd student who did it 110% cherry picked data and fiddled with a load of shit to make it all look good for their thesis
August 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Been trying to recollect data for a preprint and the phd student who did it 110% cherry picked data and fiddled with a load of shit to make it all look good for their thesis
Doing my silly little movements while the world burns
August 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Doing my silly little movements while the world burns
Gym feat. my shortest shorts
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gym feat. my shortest shorts
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LLMs will have us all using the Futhark and I for one welcome this development
Huh! This is the first time I've seen someone using the archaic "thorn" as a substitute for "th".
Appears to be an AI baffling attempt.
https://lemmy.world/u/Sxan@piefed.zip
Appears to be an AI baffling attempt.
https://lemmy.world/u/Sxan@piefed.zip
August 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
LLMs will have us all using the Futhark and I for one welcome this development
I can tell when the adhd medication wears off cos I start talking in an Australian accent again
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can tell when the adhd medication wears off cos I start talking in an Australian accent again
In absurb hirsuite news, picked out a thick beard hair I could see after shaving, it's about 4 follicles stuck together from a single pore 🙃🙃🙃
Here it is next to 2 regular hairs and then after I split it open
Here it is next to 2 regular hairs and then after I split it open
August 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
In absurb hirsuite news, picked out a thick beard hair I could see after shaving, it's about 4 follicles stuck together from a single pore 🙃🙃🙃
Here it is next to 2 regular hairs and then after I split it open
Here it is next to 2 regular hairs and then after I split it open
Imagine being a cat
July 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Imagine being a cat
Sorry guys I'm going old school
July 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sorry guys I'm going old school
Being asked by the barrista if I want decaf babes I am working in a coffee shop at 4pm on a sunday I need the caffeine
July 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Being asked by the barrista if I want decaf babes I am working in a coffee shop at 4pm on a sunday I need the caffeine
Why is everyone using the word gooning when they mean masturbating IT IS NOT THE SAME
July 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Why is everyone using the word gooning when they mean masturbating IT IS NOT THE SAME
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A sudden dramatic shift in the BBC's coverage.
Why?
Because everybody knows that the utter calamity engulfing Gaza is going to be impossible to hide.
For the Guilty Men of the media: you all had ample warning for 21 months!
You did this! Everything that now happens is on you.
Why?
Because everybody knows that the utter calamity engulfing Gaza is going to be impossible to hide.
For the Guilty Men of the media: you all had ample warning for 21 months!
You did this! Everything that now happens is on you.
July 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
A sudden dramatic shift in the BBC's coverage.
Why?
Because everybody knows that the utter calamity engulfing Gaza is going to be impossible to hide.
For the Guilty Men of the media: you all had ample warning for 21 months!
You did this! Everything that now happens is on you.
Why?
Because everybody knows that the utter calamity engulfing Gaza is going to be impossible to hide.
For the Guilty Men of the media: you all had ample warning for 21 months!
You did this! Everything that now happens is on you.
Criminal that euro country isn't out as a single yet
July 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Criminal that euro country isn't out as a single yet
I've seen two instances recently of teenage girls doing a weird feminine hand flick in the last month, once at me and once at another gay walking down the street and it's like you have watched too much tiktok that's not collegial diva boots you don't know me that's just low key homophobia
July 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I've seen two instances recently of teenage girls doing a weird feminine hand flick in the last month, once at me and once at another gay walking down the street and it's like you have watched too much tiktok that's not collegial diva boots you don't know me that's just low key homophobia
God dammit I just found a (really nice) paper that answers part of my research q
July 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
God dammit I just found a (really nice) paper that answers part of my research q
It's a wonder I'm not written up for the indecent level of chest hair I have out at work
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It's a wonder I'm not written up for the indecent level of chest hair I have out at work
I love the evolution of language - non ethical non monogamy: diabolycule vm.tiktok.com/ZNdPWdHUG/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
July 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I love the evolution of language - non ethical non monogamy: diabolycule vm.tiktok.com/ZNdPWdHUG/