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jacob webs
@chaoticwickie.bsky.social
handsome pete fan club president
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feel exactly like cooper going to the alternate diner in twin peaks s3
sorry I'm late boss I was thinking real deeply about howard the duck
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
looking at the cast of maniac cop 2
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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iggy poppop
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
my slime!
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
durham north carolina
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
when you're in your 30s it's good to fall down every now and then. it's good for you
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
if my post is slightly different here vs. twitter that's an A/B test
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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where is the guillotine emoji
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
look I knew the pedophile billionaire cabal was responsible for some of the bad stuff that's happened culturally in my lifetime but for some reason I didn't expect them to be responsible for ALL of it
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Fwd: RE: FWD: Re: girsl
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 AM
loved send help, raimi finally got to have his fully realized howard hawkesian lead actress like he's always wanted. and of course she gets to be SICK. happy for little sammy raimi
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.

But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Agnostic and Gnostic feel like they should be two sides of the same coin

However
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
they're calling it the race to sound like the guiltiest man of all time. in 2012, trump was trying to downplay csa claims while he was being investigated. at the same time, elon was wink-wink nudge-nudging epstein. burn after reading but the stakes are everybody on earth dies
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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RE: Arnold from hey arnold

That fucker's head is so big compared to his neck it would be so easy to twist it clean off
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
rip catherine o'hara, always loved how sctv did pitch-perfect parodies of euro horror and bergman films seemingly just because o'hara was the spitting image of a brigitte lahaie or liv ullman and could nail the details of "beautiful woman in a genre movie" so well
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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"we asked the demonic pipe organ that churns through the voices leaked from the 9,000 hells to form a coherent democratic consensus and once again we were disappointed"
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 PM
hooking up my computer to the prince of darkness jar and it types out "you will not be saved by the god big naturals"
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 AM
working a day job and then working on personal projects in the evening
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM