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jacob webs
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handsome pete fan club president
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feel exactly like cooper going to the alternate diner in twin peaks s3
it would probably feel so good to get covered in injected plastic in a mold-a-rama machine
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Saddam Hussein I apologize I was not familiar with your game
Did not expect a note about Saddam Hussein to show up in the Wikipedia entry about the famous fantasy artist Rowena, but it's hilarious:
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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What I saw.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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FUCK ICE
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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replacing the AA batteries in my Sega Nomad with rolls of Certs so the blast processing can be aided with Retsyn®
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The pre-Goosebumps kids horror series Dark Forces is absolutely where my love for horror started. This very old archived Angelfire fan site is an absolute treasure for the digital archeologists amongst us!

www.angelfire.com/tx3/hawkinsa...
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Shampoo— It’s Now a Computers
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The kid out back claimed this baggie was full of crushed up drywall from the Backrooms but I think he just sold me run-of-the-mill cocaine
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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the dracula flow of political science
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up

Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
got the extremely nice larry hama to sign his first published comic, in an old castle of frankenstein from 1966. apparently he's still proud of this series even though he drew it when he was 16
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
ripped my pants today (boo) but did not let this demoralize me and immediately thrifted nicer gray 502s to replace them (yay)
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
proud of my son for always having his eyes on the ball, but watch out for the scheming viziers who lie in wait...
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
waiting on my cat to walk down the hallway into my room
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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champion shrek(tm)
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
switching from work day adderall to friday night thc seltzer
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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omw 😎
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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if you try to talk to me about olivia nuzzi i will treat it as a hostile threat and respond accordingly
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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There are just so many movies out there. You’ll never run out. It’s great.
Watching a children's giant monster movie when suddenly... HOLY SHIT! I did not expect it to go that hard.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM