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“I’m in West Hollywood, yeah… yeah not too far, no. How bout you?”
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Whoever had the idea to put commercials on gas pumps should be shot💙
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Witnessed a good old fashioned Christmas meet-cute yesterday!

Shared a row w 2 younger gays who spent our entire flight flirting and I simply have nothing cynical to add! They had incredible chemistry and I hope one of them lands the plane (ha) and they go on a real date when they get back to LA 💜
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
HERE’S MY HAT, FELLAS

FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Merry Christmas from Los Angeles. I’m so happy to live here and have my gay little mid-afternoon espresso before going on my gay little walks
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Need a ‘Night Sky’ style plugin for Zillow.

Point your phone at a Spanish revival in Los Feliz to see which ‘Lost’ castmember sold it at a loss in 2011
When a Zillow listing for a multi-million dollar home only has 8 photos? Scuze me, but no. That’s your debt to society for being rich. You get to experience the upside of capitalism and the other 99.999% of us get to look at your fuckass kitchen while we wait for our coffee to finish brewing
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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on days like this I like to reflect on how each and every one of us is currently on *someone*’s last nerve
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Uh… I don’t think I got that email”

listen

I do not care about ANY of this enough for you to act like either of us are that stupid

it is December 17th

why don’t we end the meeting here and both go order a pizza
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
These are two of the absolute last voices I want to hear sing that score
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Did a weird Christmas show and unearthed my true essence in ~the process~
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I imagine Justin Trudeau hearing ur so gay for the first time and calling Katy in tears
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When a Zillow listing for a multi-million dollar home only has 8 photos? Scuze me, but no. That’s your debt to society for being rich. You get to experience the upside of capitalism and the other 99.999% of us get to look at your fuckass kitchen while we wait for our coffee to finish brewing
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Subject: Your order is on its way!

Body: We are seriously considering mailing your order at some point within the next 10 days!
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
sorry what
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I am not sure how to get people back into theaters or if it's possible, but I do know that if the strongest remaining argument is "you SHOULD," or something about the holiness of the collective big-screen experience, the battle is lost. That has no traction with people who don't already believe it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What 5 events defined your childhood?

1. The release of Titanic (1997)
2. The bombing at the ‘96 Atlanta Summer Olympics
3. “I Ross… take thee Rachel…”
4. Princess Diana’s death
5. Geri Halliwell’s departure from The Spice Girls
What 5 events defined your childhood?

1. 1994 Lillehammer Winter Olympics
2. The series finale of Full House
3. Oklahoma City Bombing
4. Princess Diana’s death
5. 1998 Nagano Winter Olympics
What 5 events defined your childhood?

1. 1985 Mexico City/1994 Northridge earthquakes
2. Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan
3. Princess Diana's death
4. OJ Simpson trial
5. Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fresh cookies to buoy our hearts and delicious symmetry to calm our minds
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’ve lived here 7 years and still get excited when I see a celebrity on the street
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I recently realized that part of what I traded for my current job was something I’d never really noticed before: the workplace as a space in which I was not being sold anything. That sanctity ends when you become a decision maker and honestly it’s ass.
Why do so many of the cold emails I get at work have the exact same subject line: “Data Hygiene that Clicks”?

I’m long past shaming sales ppl for this, but I feel like you should know that either you’re all using the same gpt prompts or some marketing consultant is scamming like 60% of you
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
All the villains are at The Grove
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s illegal when I don’t know why someone is rich
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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imagine if buzzfeed bought the new york times
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Season 4 of The Gilded Age is going to be nothing but close ups and archival footage for establishing shots.

Season 3 of House Of The Dragon will be shot in George R. R. Martin’s garage.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM