Justin
@cerddom.bsky.social
Nowhere near normal, but nice enough to know nonetheless.
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
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Justin
@cerddom.bsky.social
· Aug 18
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.
If I fed a cat every time I had a disturbing thought, I'd have a 9,000-lb cat and death threats from Sarah McLachlan.
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If I fed a cat every time I had a disturbing thought, I'd have a 9,000-lb cat and death threats from Sarah McLachlan.
Guess what?
FESTAL FROG BUTT!
🐫👑🐫👑🐫👑
FESTAL FROG BUTT!
🐫👑🐫👑🐫👑
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Guess what?
FESTAL FROG BUTT!
🐫👑🐫👑🐫👑
FESTAL FROG BUTT!
🐫👑🐫👑🐫👑
@aqainola.bsky.social How's recovery going?
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
@aqainola.bsky.social How's recovery going?
Defurbrillator. 🚑
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Defurbrillator. 🚑
"'Have kittens,' they said.
'You'll gain so much from it,' they said.
You wanna know what know what I gained from it? 10 lbs. and a never-ending katzenjammer, that's what"
'You'll gain so much from it,' they said.
You wanna know what know what I gained from it? 10 lbs. and a never-ending katzenjammer, that's what"
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"'Have kittens,' they said.
'You'll gain so much from it,' they said.
You wanna know what know what I gained from it? 10 lbs. and a never-ending katzenjammer, that's what"
'You'll gain so much from it,' they said.
You wanna know what know what I gained from it? 10 lbs. and a never-ending katzenjammer, that's what"
My mother burst into my room like Attila the Hun, while I was sound asleep, spitting fire that my brother forgot to pay his dental insurance premium and it needed to be done RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
Because we all know I am the family secretary...
Because we all know I am the family secretary...
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
My mother burst into my room like Attila the Hun, while I was sound asleep, spitting fire that my brother forgot to pay his dental insurance premium and it needed to be done RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
Because we all know I am the family secretary...
Because we all know I am the family secretary...
My brother had that once! Thankfully, the doctor gave him an antihistamine cream, and it cleared right up. Good thing, too, 'cause you can't just walk around in public scratching your phagous...
Ichthyophagous [ik-thee-oh-FAY-jus]
(adj.)
- Eating or subsisting on fish.
Used in a sentence:
“The mermaid listened politely to the blatantly ichthyophagous fisherman’s professions of love, while reflecting that courting him would require a reckless disregard for any sense of self-preservation.”
(adj.)
- Eating or subsisting on fish.
Used in a sentence:
“The mermaid listened politely to the blatantly ichthyophagous fisherman’s professions of love, while reflecting that courting him would require a reckless disregard for any sense of self-preservation.”
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
My brother had that once! Thankfully, the doctor gave him an antihistamine cream, and it cleared right up. Good thing, too, 'cause you can't just walk around in public scratching your phagous...
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I'd like to take this opportunity to make my annual PSA that they are in fact colly birds, not calling birds.
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
Alt: a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
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December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to make my annual PSA that they are in fact colly birds, not calling birds.
I got five out of six again, I feel sure that must be a bingo. I'd insist on getting a prise, but it would probably turn out to be the sixth item. 🙄
“Imperfections are not inadequacies; they are reminders that we’re all in this together.”Brené Brown
Sending care and compassion to anyone finding this season a little more tender in ways that aren’t always visible.
🧡
#kindness #compassion #christmas #care
Picture by @nikkimiles_
Sending care and compassion to anyone finding this season a little more tender in ways that aren’t always visible.
🧡
#kindness #compassion #christmas #care
Picture by @nikkimiles_
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I got five out of six again, I feel sure that must be a bingo. I'd insist on getting a prise, but it would probably turn out to be the sixth item. 🙄
It is far too warm to celebrate Christmas – this isn't Jesus's birthday weather, this is my birthday weather. 🥵
Currently considering making a margarita and celebrating Cinco de Mayo instead. 🍹
Currently considering making a margarita and celebrating Cinco de Mayo instead. 🍹
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It is far too warm to celebrate Christmas – this isn't Jesus's birthday weather, this is my birthday weather. 🥵
Currently considering making a margarita and celebrating Cinco de Mayo instead. 🍹
Currently considering making a margarita and celebrating Cinco de Mayo instead. 🍹
Got all cleaned up and dressed up, drove all the way to church for Candlelight Service...and promptly overheated and had to come home, before I could even get out of the truck. 😭
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Got all cleaned up and dressed up, drove all the way to church for Candlelight Service...and promptly overheated and had to come home, before I could even get out of the truck. 😭
Guess what?
MULTI-COLOUR-SHIFTING FROG BUTT!
MULTI-COLOUR-SHIFTING FROG BUTT!
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Guess what?
MULTI-COLOUR-SHIFTING FROG BUTT!
MULTI-COLOUR-SHIFTING FROG BUTT!
I have to make fudge yet tonight for my therapist appointment tomorrow. 😔
You'd think he'd be satisfied with the Bentley my issues with my mother paid for...
You'd think he'd be satisfied with the Bentley my issues with my mother paid for...
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have to make fudge yet tonight for my therapist appointment tomorrow. 😔
You'd think he'd be satisfied with the Bentley my issues with my mother paid for...
You'd think he'd be satisfied with the Bentley my issues with my mother paid for...
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A little Christmas purr for you. 🐾🎄🤍
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A little Christmas purr for you. 🐾🎄🤍
@aqainola.bsky.social
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Share your cake with the kitties,
Or they'll hoark in your shoe. 🤢
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Share your cake with the kitties,
Or they'll hoark in your shoe. 🤢
a birthday cake with flowers and the words happy birthday on it
ALT: a birthday cake with flowers and the words happy birthday on it
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@aqainola.bsky.social
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Share your cake with the kitties,
Or they'll hoark in your shoe. 🤢
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Share your cake with the kitties,
Or they'll hoark in your shoe. 🤢
It's Ugly Christmas Sweater Sunday at the church, and I'm actually planning on going this week. Unfortunately, I wore my best Christmas sweater on Friday - it probably wouldn't have been appropriate with the butt on the back.
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It's Ugly Christmas Sweater Sunday at the church, and I'm actually planning on going this week. Unfortunately, I wore my best Christmas sweater on Friday - it probably wouldn't have been appropriate with the butt on the back.
I got five out of six, is that a bingo? 🫤
“We’re all just walking each other home.”Ram Dass
This season can ask a lot of people in very different ways.
For anyone finding this season tender or complicated.
You matter. You’re not alone.
🧡
#compassion #care #kindness
Picture by anxiety positive
This season can ask a lot of people in very different ways.
For anyone finding this season tender or complicated.
You matter. You’re not alone.
🧡
#compassion #care #kindness
Picture by anxiety positive
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I got five out of six, is that a bingo? 🫤