Justin
@cerddom.bsky.social
Nowhere near normal, but nice enough to know nonetheless.
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
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Justin
@cerddom.bsky.social
· Aug 18
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.
Guess what?
OTTER BUTT!
OTTER BUTT!
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Guess what?
OTTER BUTT!
OTTER BUTT!
My thoughts don't run ahead of me so much as they chase me down the street, and they're riding a bicycle, backwards, balanced on an elephant, who is also riding a bicycle (backwards). And I'm dressed as a giant marshmallow. And on fire. 🧠🚲🐘🚲🔥
“Do not believe everything you think.” Allan Lokos
We all have moments when our thoughts run ahead of us. We can take a breath and come back to what’s actually happening.
We don’t have to follow every thought that appears.
🧡
#kindness #positivity #SelfCare
Picture by selfcare.recipe
We all have moments when our thoughts run ahead of us. We can take a breath and come back to what’s actually happening.
We don’t have to follow every thought that appears.
🧡
#kindness #positivity #SelfCare
Picture by selfcare.recipe
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My thoughts don't run ahead of me so much as they chase me down the street, and they're riding a bicycle, backwards, balanced on an elephant, who is also riding a bicycle (backwards). And I'm dressed as a giant marshmallow. And on fire. 🧠🚲🐘🚲🔥
We've been moving around boxes today, and I lifted off the top of a bin and came face to face with my college backpack *and* the pictures I took on a school trip to Australia & New Zealand when I was 14. 😲
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We've been moving around boxes today, and I lifted off the top of a bin and came face to face with my college backpack *and* the pictures I took on a school trip to Australia & New Zealand when I was 14. 😲
Guess what?
BACKGROUND FROG BUTT!
BACKGROUND FROG BUTT!
Three Friends are together on the Big Ledge! Long Frog was able to attend with his Beautiful Bottom of Bravery!
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Guess what?
BACKGROUND FROG BUTT!
BACKGROUND FROG BUTT!
I think I'd rather lick a pine tree. 🤢
The Evergreen cocktail's blend of fruit juices and liqueurs offers sweet melon and mint paired with zesty citrus notes.
mixthatdrink.com/evergreen/
mixthatdrink.com/evergreen/
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think I'd rather lick a pine tree. 🤢
Something in here fell with a bang, and I jumped so hard that my medic alert tags swung up and smacked me upside the head. 😩
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Something in here fell with a bang, and I jumped so hard that my medic alert tags swung up and smacked me upside the head. 😩
Must be tech support.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Must be tech support.
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Going to cook at my brother's for tomorrow's family dinner. I have a literal suitcase packed with cooking equipment because I don't know what he has and what he hasn't...
a man in armor is holding a sword in a field with the word starz on the bottom
Alt: a man in armor is holding a sword in a field with the word starz on the bottom
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November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Going to cook at my brother's for tomorrow's family dinner. I have a literal suitcase packed with cooking equipment because I don't know what he has and what he hasn't...
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✔ Gin
✔ Orange Juice
✔ Grenadine
✔ Tonic
All of my libationary loves. 🧡
✔ Orange Juice
✔ Grenadine
✔ Tonic
All of my libationary loves. 🧡
If you like your cocktails bright, citrusy, and just sweet enough, give the Blossom a try.
mixthatdrink.com/blossom/
mixthatdrink.com/blossom/
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
✔ Gin
✔ Orange Juice
✔ Grenadine
✔ Tonic
All of my libationary loves. 🧡
✔ Orange Juice
✔ Grenadine
✔ Tonic
All of my libationary loves. 🧡
I got the candy for my Advent calendar tree yesterday - I'm doing Butterfingers, Hershey's Cookies & Creme, and Reese's cups this year, with a cocoa bomb as the topper. Now I just have to get out the purple lights, and cut out the Chrismons to put on as the candy comes off. 🎄
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I got the candy for my Advent calendar tree yesterday - I'm doing Butterfingers, Hershey's Cookies & Creme, and Reese's cups this year, with a cocoa bomb as the topper. Now I just have to get out the purple lights, and cut out the Chrismons to put on as the candy comes off. 🎄
I don't know when I became the project manager for everything my family does. Now I've become the go-between for my brother & my mother re: Thanksgiving dinner, because she makes his teeth itch, and he makes her want to throttle someone (generally him).
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don't know when I became the project manager for everything my family does. Now I've become the go-between for my brother & my mother re: Thanksgiving dinner, because she makes his teeth itch, and he makes her want to throttle someone (generally him).
Of course I didn't just use a potato ricer to squeeze two limes for juice to put in a Gin Gimlet.
It took three. 🍸
It took three. 🍸
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Of course I didn't just use a potato ricer to squeeze two limes for juice to put in a Gin Gimlet.
It took three. 🍸
It took three. 🍸
Guess what???
BUNNY BUTT!
BUNNY BUTT!
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Guess what???
BUNNY BUTT!
BUNNY BUTT!
I think I'm going to have to stop reading the Wayne Family Adventures web comic. I used to really enjoy it, when it was fun vignettes, but nowadays, every time I see it pop up in my feeds I get a surge of anxiety at the thought of having to read it. 😕
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I think I'm going to have to stop reading the Wayne Family Adventures web comic. I used to really enjoy it, when it was fun vignettes, but nowadays, every time I see it pop up in my feeds I get a surge of anxiety at the thought of having to read it. 😕
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Dysania [dahy-SAY-nee-yuh]
(n.)
-The state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Use:
“I struggle with dysania every day, but Monday mornings feel like a personal attack.”
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Get a signed book!
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(n.)
-The state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Use:
“I struggle with dysania every day, but Monday mornings feel like a personal attack.”
---
Get a signed book!
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November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dysania [dahy-SAY-nee-yuh]
(n.)
-The state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Use:
“I struggle with dysania every day, but Monday mornings feel like a personal attack.”
---
Get a signed book!
grandiloquent-word-of-the-day-2026-calendars.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
(n.)
-The state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Use:
“I struggle with dysania every day, but Monday mornings feel like a personal attack.”
---
Get a signed book!
grandiloquent-word-of-the-day-2026-calendars.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
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A tiny kitty with a big wish for your day 😽🤍
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A tiny kitty with a big wish for your day 😽🤍
Oh dear, I totally missed that yesterday was the day (in 1779) when Thomas Chippendale died.
As we all know, Chippendale was famous for inventing the chair, male strippers, and the Rescue Rangers.
As we all know, Chippendale was famous for inventing the chair, male strippers, and the Rescue Rangers.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Oh dear, I totally missed that yesterday was the day (in 1779) when Thomas Chippendale died.
As we all know, Chippendale was famous for inventing the chair, male strippers, and the Rescue Rangers.
As we all know, Chippendale was famous for inventing the chair, male strippers, and the Rescue Rangers.
Watching my favourite Christmas lecture ever: @paulagooder.bsky.social at St. Paul's in 2019, "God With Us: Seeing the Christmas Stories with Fresh Eyes".
Or as it's known in my house, "Everything You Know About the Nativity is Wrong, So Sit There In Your Wrongness and Be Wrong." 😏
Or as it's known in my house, "Everything You Know About the Nativity is Wrong, So Sit There In Your Wrongness and Be Wrong." 😏
God With Us: Seeing the Christmas Stories with Fresh Eyes - Paula Gooder (2019)
YouTube video by St Paul's Cathedral
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Watching my favourite Christmas lecture ever: @paulagooder.bsky.social at St. Paul's in 2019, "God With Us: Seeing the Christmas Stories with Fresh Eyes".
Or as it's known in my house, "Everything You Know About the Nativity is Wrong, So Sit There In Your Wrongness and Be Wrong." 😏
Or as it's known in my house, "Everything You Know About the Nativity is Wrong, So Sit There In Your Wrongness and Be Wrong." 😏
Has anybody else seen charities delimiting what can be donated for kids that won't have Christmas? Not what they need, but what's good enough for them to accept. Our local group, for 0-12 year olds, will only take brand-name purses/backpacks and gift cards over $50 to high-end stores. 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Has anybody else seen charities delimiting what can be donated for kids that won't have Christmas? Not what they need, but what's good enough for them to accept. Our local group, for 0-12 year olds, will only take brand-name purses/backpacks and gift cards over $50 to high-end stores. 🤔
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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