Justin
@cerddom.bsky.social
Nowhere near normal, but nice enough to know nonetheless.
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
I say that to myself every day of my life.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I say that to myself every day of my life.
Oh, now you're just making things up... 😛
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh, now you're just making things up... 😛
"Okay, I'll show you ONE MORE TIME. Do it like this, all over..."
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Okay, I'll show you ONE MORE TIME. Do it like this, all over..."
I think the 'rodent trap' is having a rodent nap.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I think the 'rodent trap' is having a rodent nap.
Oh dear, that could make for an...interesting...Christmas Eve. 😬
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Oh dear, that could make for an...interesting...Christmas Eve. 😬
Why do those leaflets say there will be a special offering collected for the 'Royal Society for the Satiation of Underfed Church Cats' on all the Sundays of Advent? 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Why do those leaflets say there will be a special offering collected for the 'Royal Society for the Satiation of Underfed Church Cats' on all the Sundays of Advent? 🤔
None, they can see in the dark! 😁
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
None, they can see in the dark! 😁
"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. You will buy tuna for the kitty. And churus, lots of churus. You will remember none of this..."
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. You will buy tuna for the kitty. And churus, lots of churus. You will remember none of this..."
Oh no! Will it be a long recovery? 😧
(Adding you to our Prayer Manifest.)
(Adding you to our Prayer Manifest.)
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Oh no! Will it be a long recovery? 😧
(Adding you to our Prayer Manifest.)
(Adding you to our Prayer Manifest.)
He moustache what you think you're up to?
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He moustache what you think you're up to?
He's looking a little green there, has the tweezer cricket made him a bit dyspeptic?
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He's looking a little green there, has the tweezer cricket made him a bit dyspeptic?
I'm sure that was his last wish. "It shall be the everlasting legacy of the Chippendale name, Elizabeth. They shall wear bow ties and cuffs and nothing else! No, no, the strippers – the rodents will save the world!"
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm sure that was his last wish. "It shall be the everlasting legacy of the Chippendale name, Elizabeth. They shall wear bow ties and cuffs and nothing else! No, no, the strippers – the rodents will save the world!"
Normally, I would assume you were being purranoid but...yeah, definitely plotting against you. 😬
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Normally, I would assume you were being purranoid but...yeah, definitely plotting against you. 😬
"...Gushy treats under the ambo, chec...Wait. WHERE ARE THE GUSHY TREATS I HID UNDER THE AMBO??? 😾"
😁
😁
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"...Gushy treats under the ambo, chec...Wait. WHERE ARE THE GUSHY TREATS I HID UNDER THE AMBO??? 😾"
😁
😁
That's store security.
♫ They see you when you're shopping,
From behind the Frito-Lays,
They saw you sneak that "sample" grape,
And intend to make you pay. ♫
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.)
♫ They see you when you're shopping,
From behind the Frito-Lays,
They saw you sneak that "sample" grape,
And intend to make you pay. ♫
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.)
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That's store security.
♫ They see you when you're shopping,
From behind the Frito-Lays,
They saw you sneak that "sample" grape,
And intend to make you pay. ♫
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.)
♫ They see you when you're shopping,
From behind the Frito-Lays,
They saw you sneak that "sample" grape,
And intend to make you pay. ♫
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.)
That's what I thought! 😬
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That's what I thought! 😬