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Please ask me about my opinions of the tragically underappreciated but flawed film Tenet
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
Sweet potato and lentil "shepherd's pie". It's vegan (which is not my thing), but I do love lentils and this came out wonderful
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sweet potato and lentil "shepherd's pie". It's vegan (which is not my thing), but I do love lentils and this came out wonderful
Omelettes should be browned
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Omelettes should be browned
Cleared out the shower drain today.
I pulled out a clod of hair the size of my fist 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
I pulled out a clod of hair the size of my fist 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Cleared out the shower drain today.
I pulled out a clod of hair the size of my fist 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
I pulled out a clod of hair the size of my fist 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
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Highly recommend Amy's Dead End Dreamhouse. It's simultaneously heartwarming and surreal. 10/10.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Highly recommend Amy's Dead End Dreamhouse. It's simultaneously heartwarming and surreal. 10/10.
I'm excited about this, but also I don't think the ship looks right. There's something off about the model and I can't put my finger on why.
I'm kind of disappointed honestly.
I'm kind of disappointed honestly.
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm excited about this, but also I don't think the ship looks right. There's something off about the model and I can't put my finger on why.
I'm kind of disappointed honestly.
I'm kind of disappointed honestly.
and then sometimes I make sloppy joe's and tater tots
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
and then sometimes I make sloppy joe's and tater tots
Just had a spiritual moment with a bowl of lentil soup.
Feel like I need a cigarette
Feel like I need a cigarette
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just had a spiritual moment with a bowl of lentil soup.
Feel like I need a cigarette
Feel like I need a cigarette
Remember remember....
November 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Remember remember....
Maybe they'll reopen the fucking government now and I can stop planning on taking Leave Without Pay for the *entirety* of December
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Maybe they'll reopen the fucking government now and I can stop planning on taking Leave Without Pay for the *entirety* of December
Hail Satan
The Devil's Pantry: The Satanic Temple's Emergency Food Drive
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The Devil's Pantry: The Satanic Temple's Emergency Food Drive
I am happy to inform you that The Satanic Temple has launched a national food drive.
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hail Satan
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"You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... When pigs fly."
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... When pigs fly."
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in times like this we return to the ancient texts
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
in times like this we return to the ancient texts
My bank is just, like, "doing updates" for 48 hours and won't let me log in to see how money I have.
That's kind of dumb, right? Taking off the entire banking system for 2 DAYS to do "updates"?
Hire better IT people.
That's kind of dumb, right? Taking off the entire banking system for 2 DAYS to do "updates"?
Hire better IT people.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My bank is just, like, "doing updates" for 48 hours and won't let me log in to see how money I have.
That's kind of dumb, right? Taking off the entire banking system for 2 DAYS to do "updates"?
Hire better IT people.
That's kind of dumb, right? Taking off the entire banking system for 2 DAYS to do "updates"?
Hire better IT people.
Zoom now has some bullshit AI thing installed that you can't disable without creating an account.
That can fuck aaaallllllllll the way off
That can fuck aaaallllllllll the way off
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Zoom now has some bullshit AI thing installed that you can't disable without creating an account.
That can fuck aaaallllllllll the way off
That can fuck aaaallllllllll the way off
Sometimes I feel terrible and then I drink a bunch of water; I can feel my body rehydrating and it's a glorious experience
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sometimes I feel terrible and then I drink a bunch of water; I can feel my body rehydrating and it's a glorious experience
Remember when cell phones were used like walkie talkies for like one year? Why did we ever think that was a good idea
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Remember when cell phones were used like walkie talkies for like one year? Why did we ever think that was a good idea
Everything bagel salmon and smashed potatoes
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Everything bagel salmon and smashed potatoes
Things are pretty not great in the world and future-wise, but today I baked some quickbread and I'm making a delicious dinner and that's all that matters right now.
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Things are pretty not great in the world and future-wise, but today I baked some quickbread and I'm making a delicious dinner and that's all that matters right now.
Everything bagel salmon and potatoes going in....
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Everything bagel salmon and potatoes going in....