Kurt
@cenobitekurt.bsky.social
Horror is my obsession. Everything else is alright, I guess.
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I still have never really watched any Markiplier YouTube videos on my own, but I went to see Iron Lung and it was pretty cool. Loved the bizarre concept from the original game. The first half of the film was my fave, and the runtime could've been trimmed a bit, but hey, pretty original.
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I still have never really watched any Markiplier YouTube videos on my own, but I went to see Iron Lung and it was pretty cool. Loved the bizarre concept from the original game. The first half of the film was my fave, and the runtime could've been trimmed a bit, but hey, pretty original.
I was genuinely planning to see Return to Silent Hill last Friday. I don't listen to review scores online too much, as many movies I love have horribly low ratings. That said, I saw the photo of James' beard early Friday and decided it was best to sit this one out.
February 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I was genuinely planning to see Return to Silent Hill last Friday. I don't listen to review scores online too much, as many movies I love have horribly low ratings. That said, I saw the photo of James' beard early Friday and decided it was best to sit this one out.
I was going to quit my 'Dante Must Die' mode playthrough of DMC5 due to the Death Scissors wrecking me. Then I learned I'm maybe the last person to figure out that you can kill them instantly by shooting when their mask glows red. 🤦♂️
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I was going to quit my 'Dante Must Die' mode playthrough of DMC5 due to the Death Scissors wrecking me. Then I learned I'm maybe the last person to figure out that you can kill them instantly by shooting when their mask glows red. 🤦♂️
Sleepless (2001) was fantastic. One of the few Argento films I hadn't seen before. He's forever the king of creepy killer voices and 11/10 climaxes.
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Sleepless (2001) was fantastic. One of the few Argento films I hadn't seen before. He's forever the king of creepy killer voices and 11/10 climaxes.
QTP with a great female villain!
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
QTP with a great female villain!
I finally beat Devil May Cry 5, so hello new phone wallpaper. Playing again on Son of Sparda mode now. 💪
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I finally beat Devil May Cry 5, so hello new phone wallpaper. Playing again on Son of Sparda mode now. 💪
I love how, when I'm up too late, my dog sometimes comes out of the bedroom and finds me to give a "it is past your bedtime, young man!" stare.
January 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I love how, when I'm up too late, my dog sometimes comes out of the bedroom and finds me to give a "it is past your bedtime, young man!" stare.
My hot take is that not all horror has to have a bad ending. 🤷♂️
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
My hot take is that not all horror has to have a bad ending. 🤷♂️
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Director Christophe Gans returns to the world of Silent Hill for the first time since 2006 with RETURN TO SILENT HILL, and tickets are now on sale:
‘Return to Silent Hill’ – Tickets On Sale Now for Christophe Gans’ Long-Awaited Sequel
Director Christophe Gans returns to the world of Silent Hill for the first time since 2006 with Return to Silent Hill, and tickets are now on sale! You can check your local listings and grab your tick...
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January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Director Christophe Gans returns to the world of Silent Hill for the first time since 2006 with RETURN TO SILENT HILL, and tickets are now on sale:
I got the platinum trophy for Stellar Blade, hooray!
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I got the platinum trophy for Stellar Blade, hooray!
Started reading Neuromancer by William Gibson. 👍
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Started reading Neuromancer by William Gibson. 👍
My final favorite films of 2025. 🎉 This list order is not necessarily by quality alone, but by my personal enjoyment level. I enjoyed all of these. 15 & 16, I'll call guilty pleasures. 👌😌
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
My final favorite films of 2025. 🎉 This list order is not necessarily by quality alone, but by my personal enjoyment level. I enjoyed all of these. 15 & 16, I'll call guilty pleasures. 👌😌
Happy New Year! 🎉 Let's get through 2026 together, and change what we can for the better. 💪
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Happy New Year! 🎉 Let's get through 2026 together, and change what we can for the better. 💪
Yeah, The Jester and The Jester 2 are heavily influenced by Terrifier, but one could say Terrifier is influenced by 100 Tears which was released one year before the short film. Anyway, I enjoy the Jester movies, Terrifier, and 100 Tears. ❤️❤️❤️ 🤡
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yeah, The Jester and The Jester 2 are heavily influenced by Terrifier, but one could say Terrifier is influenced by 100 Tears which was released one year before the short film. Anyway, I enjoy the Jester movies, Terrifier, and 100 Tears. ❤️❤️❤️ 🤡
Roofman (2025) was labeled as a comedy, yet it kinda wrecked me... I guess I really sympathize with the real guy's situation. I say it's worth a watch.
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Roofman (2025) was labeled as a comedy, yet it kinda wrecked me... I guess I really sympathize with the real guy's situation. I say it's worth a watch.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all! 🎄🎅⛄️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all! 🎄🎅⛄️❤️
Watched One Battle After Another, and Sean Penn's character may be the most quotable ever. Very good film, minor nitpicks, but no spoilers here. It's going on my fave of 2025 list for sure.
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Watched One Battle After Another, and Sean Penn's character may be the most quotable ever. Very good film, minor nitpicks, but no spoilers here. It's going on my fave of 2025 list for sure.
Envy hath arrived. 🤩 Not coming out of his box until I clean the shelves and somehow make more room.
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Envy hath arrived. 🤩 Not coming out of his box until I clean the shelves and somehow make more room.
Re-watched Blood and Bone (2009) with Michael Jai White. Love this movie.
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Re-watched Blood and Bone (2009) with Michael Jai White. Love this movie.
I know he's an awful guy, but we still can't help but enjoy some bad Steven Seagal movies that are streaming for free. This is new to me. We now always joke about how frequently the women die in his films, and anytime he has a wife, we're like "she is so dead, who is Steven gonna piss off?"
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know he's an awful guy, but we still can't help but enjoy some bad Steven Seagal movies that are streaming for free. This is new to me. We now always joke about how frequently the women die in his films, and anytime he has a wife, we're like "she is so dead, who is Steven gonna piss off?"
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Squirrel
Chipmunk
Deer
Skunk
Possum
A little boring, but the possums are always cute.
Squirrel
Chipmunk
Deer
Skunk
Possum
A little boring, but the possums are always cute.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Blue Tit
Great Tit
Coal Tit
Long Tailed Tit
Camel
Blue Tit
Great Tit
Coal Tit
Long Tailed Tit
Camel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Fox
Eurasian lynx
Badger
Wild boar
Moose
Fox
Eurasian lynx
Badger
Wild boar
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Squirrel
Chipmunk
Deer
Skunk
Possum
A little boring, but the possums are always cute.
Squirrel
Chipmunk
Deer
Skunk
Possum
A little boring, but the possums are always cute.
My top films of 2025 (so far). Small list, but good. Wondering which other ones I need to find time for in the next 2 weeks.
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My top films of 2025 (so far). Small list, but good. Wondering which other ones I need to find time for in the next 2 weeks.
Watched Shadow: Dead Riot (2006). Tony Todd plays a serial killer necromancer and it just has to be seen to be believed. Super gory, wild martial arts action scenes, and oh yeah, zombies.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watched Shadow: Dead Riot (2006). Tony Todd plays a serial killer necromancer and it just has to be seen to be believed. Super gory, wild martial arts action scenes, and oh yeah, zombies.
I went to a gachapon store in our nearby mall today and got my favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand on my first try! His name is The Grateful Dead (named after the band of course). I just love his design and ability more than anything.
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I went to a gachapon store in our nearby mall today and got my favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand on my first try! His name is The Grateful Dead (named after the band of course). I just love his design and ability more than anything.