Kurt Kringle 🎅
@cenobitekurt.bsky.social
Horror is my obsession. Everything else is alright, I guess.
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Want to share once again that BLAME! is one of the best manga ever created, my personal all-time fave, and I highly recommend reading all 10 volumes if you haven't. It's very visual, with little dialogue, so just soak in the atmosphere. ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Want to share once again that BLAME! is one of the best manga ever created, my personal all-time fave, and I highly recommend reading all 10 volumes if you haven't. It's very visual, with little dialogue, so just soak in the atmosphere. ❤️
Watched The Retreat (2021). Very anxiety-inducing to see these characters in this situation, but at the same time, tense throughout and ultimately cathartic. F**k homophobes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Watched The Retreat (2021). Very anxiety-inducing to see these characters in this situation, but at the same time, tense throughout and ultimately cathartic. F**k homophobes.
If you see this, QTP with your top Legend of Zelda games!
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you see this, QTP with your top Legend of Zelda games!
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
We watched two Steven Seagal movies over the weekend. Under Siege (1992) and Vengeance is Mine (2012). The former was of course much more competently made, with Tommy Lee Jones as a wild villain, but the latter film made me laugh a lot more. So, which was more enjoyable? 🤷♂️
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We watched two Steven Seagal movies over the weekend. Under Siege (1992) and Vengeance is Mine (2012). The former was of course much more competently made, with Tommy Lee Jones as a wild villain, but the latter film made me laugh a lot more. So, which was more enjoyable? 🤷♂️
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I beat Stellar Blade! This was quite a challenge, even on normal difficulty, but I persevered. Now to try new game plus on hard mode...
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I beat Stellar Blade! This was quite a challenge, even on normal difficulty, but I persevered. Now to try new game plus on hard mode...
Got a good haul the other day.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Got a good haul the other day.
Watching A Nightmare on Elm Street outside. 😁
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Watching A Nightmare on Elm Street outside. 😁
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Better lighting. Hell yes! Love this. 😀
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Better lighting. Hell yes! Love this. 😀
I framed my giant Smile 2 poster. 😍
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I framed my giant Smile 2 poster. 😍
🎃1️⃣5️⃣: Kristy (2014)
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎃1️⃣5️⃣: Kristy (2014)
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back.
🎃1️⃣4️⃣: Hellbender (2021)
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🎃1️⃣4️⃣: Hellbender (2021)
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
A teen and her mother live simply in a home in the woods, spending their time making metal music. A chance encounter with a fellow teen causes her to uncover a connection between her family and witchcraft, which causes a rift with her mother.
🎃1️⃣3️⃣: It Lives Inside (2023)
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🎃1️⃣3️⃣: It Lives Inside (2023)
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
Desperate to fit in at school, Sam rejects her Indian culture and family to be like everyone else. However, when a mythological demonic spirit latches onto her former best friend, she must come to terms with her heritage to defeat it.
This does sound exactly like me, but rather than "pretending to be dumb," I'm just way too quiet. I find peace in solitude, but I love the people who take the time to break through my wall.
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This does sound exactly like me, but rather than "pretending to be dumb," I'm just way too quiet. I find peace in solitude, but I love the people who take the time to break through my wall.
🎃1️⃣2️⃣: The Witch in the Window (2018)
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🎃1️⃣2️⃣: The Witch in the Window (2018)
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.
When Simon brings his 12-year-old son to rural Vermont to help flip an old farmhouse, they soon learn that the house is already occupied by the malicious spirit of a previous owner.
🎃1️⃣1️⃣: The Gravedancers (2006)
After a night of drunken exploits, Allison, Harris, and Kira are chased and terrorized by three murderous ghosts.
After a night of drunken exploits, Allison, Harris, and Kira are chased and terrorized by three murderous ghosts.
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
🎃1️⃣1️⃣: The Gravedancers (2006)
After a night of drunken exploits, Allison, Harris, and Kira are chased and terrorized by three murderous ghosts.
After a night of drunken exploits, Allison, Harris, and Kira are chased and terrorized by three murderous ghosts.
🎃🔟: The Hangman (2024)
A troubled father, Leon, takes his son camping in Appalachia. When his son goes missing, Leon must confront a cult and a demon called The Hangman.
A troubled father, Leon, takes his son camping in Appalachia. When his son goes missing, Leon must confront a cult and a demon called The Hangman.
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🎃🔟: The Hangman (2024)
A troubled father, Leon, takes his son camping in Appalachia. When his son goes missing, Leon must confront a cult and a demon called The Hangman.
A troubled father, Leon, takes his son camping in Appalachia. When his son goes missing, Leon must confront a cult and a demon called The Hangman.
Some Kurt movie reviews, using only two emojis each:
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Some Kurt movie reviews, using only two emojis each:
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅
Beezel (2024) - 😱👍
Rats! (2024) - 🤣👌
Ash (2025) - 😴🤯
The Hangman (2024) - 🫤😅
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
I know FvJ isn't perfect, but it's an annual October tradition by this point, and I love it.
#LastFourWatched
I know FvJ isn't perfect, but it's an annual October tradition by this point, and I love it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
I know FvJ isn't perfect, but it's an annual October tradition by this point, and I love it.
#LastFourWatched
I know FvJ isn't perfect, but it's an annual October tradition by this point, and I love it.
🎃9️⃣: The Pact (2012)
Following her mother's death, recovering drug addict Annie reluctantly returns to the family home to care for her sister. The place holds many unpleasant memories from her childhood, but what greets her this time is far worse.
Following her mother's death, recovering drug addict Annie reluctantly returns to the family home to care for her sister. The place holds many unpleasant memories from her childhood, but what greets her this time is far worse.
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🎃9️⃣: The Pact (2012)
Following her mother's death, recovering drug addict Annie reluctantly returns to the family home to care for her sister. The place holds many unpleasant memories from her childhood, but what greets her this time is far worse.
Following her mother's death, recovering drug addict Annie reluctantly returns to the family home to care for her sister. The place holds many unpleasant memories from her childhood, but what greets her this time is far worse.
🎃8️⃣: The Curse of Kazuo Umezu (1990)
Two stories of the consequences that descend upon humans who venture beyond the safe confines of their ordinary worlds.
Two stories of the consequences that descend upon humans who venture beyond the safe confines of their ordinary worlds.
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🎃8️⃣: The Curse of Kazuo Umezu (1990)
Two stories of the consequences that descend upon humans who venture beyond the safe confines of their ordinary worlds.
Two stories of the consequences that descend upon humans who venture beyond the safe confines of their ordinary worlds.
🎃7️⃣: Amsterdamned (1988)
Amsterdam is paralysed with fear after an aquatic killer moves into the murky waters of the city's canal system.
Amsterdam is paralysed with fear after an aquatic killer moves into the murky waters of the city's canal system.
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🎃7️⃣: Amsterdamned (1988)
Amsterdam is paralysed with fear after an aquatic killer moves into the murky waters of the city's canal system.
Amsterdam is paralysed with fear after an aquatic killer moves into the murky waters of the city's canal system.
🎃6️⃣: The Boneyard (1991)
Children turned into zombies wreak havoc in a coroner’s building with just a burned-out psychic, an experienced cop, and two coroners to stop the madness.
Children turned into zombies wreak havoc in a coroner’s building with just a burned-out psychic, an experienced cop, and two coroners to stop the madness.
October 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
🎃6️⃣: The Boneyard (1991)
Children turned into zombies wreak havoc in a coroner’s building with just a burned-out psychic, an experienced cop, and two coroners to stop the madness.
Children turned into zombies wreak havoc in a coroner’s building with just a burned-out psychic, an experienced cop, and two coroners to stop the madness.
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM