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Celaena
@celaena.bsky.social
She/Her, mdni
“Heroes don’t have weak points.”
Magic, Pokémon doubles, stuffies.
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The longer I’m a parent the less I understand the choices mine made
February 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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Artistic growth: Godzilla edition.
2021 vs 2025
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
There’s something making my Alarms app not work…
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Ppl talk about “male socialization” but every trans woman I know was a total milktoast nebbish dork before transitioning. The thing that made us loud assholes taking up too much space was killing god and stealing the gender fire from Olympus.
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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spending my childhood being told my peers and i are the sorts of people who will grow up to be leaders of all sorts of fields and organizations, and then watching as the notion of ‘leadership’ we were taught is revealed to be nothing but hollow cowardice that turns tail at first sign of trouble
February 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Hot coffee is far inferior to cold coffee.
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Incurious people kill people with their ignorance. Not wanting to learn about the world and others is functionally evil imo
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Poison bug

[ #art #pokemon #scolipede ]
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I am such a fan of being in a room with multiple lesbians who all want to see other lesbians come
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I need a King sized bed
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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guy who just watched ping pong the animation voice: you should watch ping pong the animation its really good
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Krystal returns, bet
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I should try making a zine, there are enough zine-fests that a few people must be interested in some pages of doodles and sketches
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Augur of Emptiness
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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wood duck on a big wheel
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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every day i am so grateful to be a dyke, to be a woman, to be queer.
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I left my cream cheese in the work fridge and this tub butter’s aroma is Bad
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The “Goofy Goober Song” is finally removed from my Liked songs.
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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cis women love to compliment my hair in a completely degendered way, it makes me insane.

very specifically what they say is "Look at all that hair!"

like, yes bitch, I have better hair than you.

say it's pretty or hit the road.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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dudes rock
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
“Where there are spaces for them to slip a Caterpillar, they should be”
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Bold move of Baltimore to just wait for all the snow to melt, super effective for literally nobody.
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM