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Mike B
@cbj4ever.bsky.social
A Yinzer trapped in Columbus, Ohio. Pirates, Steelers, Manchester United, Ohio University, Blue Jackets (Recovering ex Penguins fan since 2000). Go Argos go! AEW: for the sickos! Rolling Stones. Welcome Columbus Aviators!
Five Classes from college:

1. Comparative Arts
2. Constitutional Law
3. Geography
4. Quantitative Methods
5. Argumentation and Debate
Five Classes from college:

1. The Crusades
2. Introduction to the Andes
3. Human Evolution (with a real white nationalist- Henry Harpending)
4. Honors Calculus
5. Merovingian studies
Five Classes from college:

1. Chemical Reaction Kinetics
2. Nanotechnology
3. Differential Equations and Linear Algebra
4. Greek Literature
5. Astrophysics
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 AM
#CBJ win over Chicago regardless of how much I bitched about Elvis
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January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Coyle with the hat trick
4-2 #CBJ
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January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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facing the final frame 😤
📺 Watch LIVE on @FanduelSN_CBUS and @cwcolumbus
🎧 Listen live: @971thefan & the CBJ App
CBJ x @moomoocarwash #CBJ
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Charlie Coyle with his second

2-1 #CBJ
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January 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
…and Elvis gives up a horrible goal. He has zero rebound control

Tied 1-1
#CBJ
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January 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
1-0 #CBJ on a pp goal by Charlie Coyle
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January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Da Elvis = Da Loss #CBJ
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
#CBJ win

I’ve also concluded if Rick Bowness loves Elvis so freaking much he ought to marry him 😡
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January 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
5-3 #CBJ with 1:06 left

I still only give the Jackets a 50-50 chance of winning. Remember, Elvis is still in goal.
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
BRIAN KNORR????

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😳

His only other head coaching job was at my alma mater Ohio University

Oh Michigan…

Enjoy being in the bottom of the Big Ten for the next 4 to 5 years
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
3-3

I blame poor defense by Sillinger combined with the fact that Elvis has no effing idea what he’s doing in goal

#CBJ now needs to concentrate on going for the loser point
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January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
3-2 Flyers score

Elvis can’t stop any shot from 25 feet or more from the goal
.866 SV%. #CBJ
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January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Grubranson with the Chili Goal

3-1 #CBJ
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January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Skenes, Law and Drabek
Paul Skenes, because Paul Skenes.

John Candelaria, because one time at PiratesFest my dad told him "I was at your no hitter" and Candelaria's deadpanned response was, "Yeah, I was too."

Dock Ellis, because if you can throw a no hitter on LSD, you can do anything.
It’s a best-of-seven playoff series.

You can only start 3 former #Pittsburgh #Pirates pitchers since 1950, which ones do you choose?

Please quote

#LetsGoBucs
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Marchenko makes it 2-1 #CBJ late in the first
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January 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
2 shots for Philly
Elvis gives up his typical “bad” goal
God he’s terrible
1-1

#CBJ
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January 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Coyle scores at 19:22 of the first

2-0 #CBJ
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January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
1) Who did he piss off?
2) Going forward NO other coaches should get in until he gets in
I don’t like the guy. I will never will like the guy, but how can you deny putting him in? He is the greatest NFL coach of all time. Him and Sir Alex Ferguson are probably the greatest coaches of all time
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
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January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The Rams should have kicked a FG. Why? It would’ve been a one point game, you hold Seattle on three downs you get the ball back and a field goal sends you the Super Bowl. As a career data analyst, sometimes you have to use your brain to logically make a decision and not be a slave to the numbers
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
…and I have the sound off and I amlistening to music
#RomoSucks
Jim Nantz and Tony Romo have the Patriots-Broncos AFC Championship Game call for CBS. 🏈📺🎙️ #NFL
January 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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You have all kinds of bad news. But do you have slo-mo video of my dog running in today’s snow? #toronto #snowmageddon
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
United 3 Arsenal 2
Full time

Arsenal Fan TV is going to be 😡😡😡

#MUFC
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January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It’s a final

8-5 #CBJ

5-1-0 under Rick Bowness

6-1-0 in their last seven

LA at Nationwide on Monday
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January 25, 2026 at 2:46 AM