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Cat Waller
@catwaller.bsky.social
Hetrosexual European American guy/dude.

I identify as bitchin.

Net slang, gifs, and memes are for squares.

Media geek. Mudblood Ravenclaw. Knight of the Lepus.

catwallerstunetown.blogspot.com
How old will you be when you start talking like an adult?
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Since so many people on Threads misunderstand my posts, I've been advised to add a symbol or emoji or something to indicate I'm being sarcastic. But I won't because of, I guess, professional pride? It feels like adding a laugh track to a sitcom.
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Whatever one thinks of the attack on Venezuela, you have to admire the skill and strategic precision of the military forces that stormed Madura's fortress and so effectively removed the Epstein Files from the headlines.
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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made the mistake of trying to buy a small tin of tea from a french company online (for my wife for Christmas) and was contacted by fedex to register an account with the FDA and create a government account and associated paperwork to get a fucking tin of tea and now i understand the revolutionary war
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It’s 2026 and I’m still writing, “The prez sucks.” on my checks.
January 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Happy New Year everybody!
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Don’t care what the headlines on your phone say, I don’t think it’s possible to marry your daughter. Not these days.

#tcmparty
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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SNL Star Sarah Sherman Tested Out Our Most Comically Cringey Gifts | Reviews by Wirecutter www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
SNL Star Sarah Sherman Is the Queen of Gross. So We Had Her Try Out Our Most Comically Cringey Gifts.
Comedian Sarah Sherman is an aficionado of all things ick, so who better to weigh in on some of Wirecutter’s most outlandish present picks.
www.nytimes.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Everything lives rent free in your head.
December 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is there anything better than letting people know that you think that what is happening in Washington is just like an #SNL “skit“ every fucking day? Here’s a clue: learn how to scroll down.
December 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I love this SO much. The original SNL cast, plus Candice Bergen. So much talent!
www.dailymotion.com/video/xbkfgs
Winter Wonderland
Dailymotion video by kapann
www.dailymotion.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Merry Christmas, you psychotronic maniacs!

#tcmunderground
#tcmparty
Oh my GOD. It’s the horror of SANTA IN ANIMAL LAND! Noooooo! #TCMParty
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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I find it moving that David Lynch loved IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE so much he couldn't talk about it without crying. His sincere belief in the redemptive possibilities contained in that film and what it said about people seems to me like a key element of understanding his own work.
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How can you tell if someone doesn’t know shit about SNL?

When they call sketches “skits”.

#SNL
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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One of the funniest SNL sketches ever
Home Alone - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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If you’re traveling this holiday season, please wear a mask.

Flu and Covid are both surging. No one wants to be sick for the holidays.

A well fitted respirator like an N95 protects you and those around you.

Give yourself (and others!) the gift of good health this year!
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I woke up thinking of a movie called “NecroComicCon” but I don’t remember what it was about.
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Happy Holidays from Sparks! 🎄✨
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Shout out to all the folks donning gay apparel and whatnot.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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👏SOMEONE 👏TELL👏THOSE👏FOUR 👏CALLING👏BIRDS👏THEIR👏FEATHERED👏ASSES👏COULDA👏JUST👏TEXTED👏I👏DON'T👏NEED👏TEN👏MINUTES👏OF👏SQUAWKIN'👏ON👏MY👏DAMN👏VOICEMAIL👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sarah did Kate!!!

#SNL
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM