Lance Cartelli
@casuallyginger.bsky.social
Emmy Award Winner | Top 1% Coverfly | Stowe Story Labs Fellow | Originals Bureau S3 & Ballers List | Prev. NFL, CBS, Google, Vox
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Stowe Story Labs Announces Roster for 2025 Remote Retreat — Stowe Story Labs
Stowe Story Labs is pleased to announce the participants and mentors for our 2025 Remote Writers’ Retreat, which will run June 27 - July 1. We look forward to working with this wonderful group of art...
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Happy to announce that I've been selected for Stowe Story Labs' Remote Writer's retreat to continue developing my comedic family sports drama—BOOKIE OF THE YEAR
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i'm ready to go out on a limb and crown the lakers the winner of the Luka-AD trade
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
i'm ready to go out on a limb and crown the lakers the winner of the Luka-AD trade
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Horrendous, awful decision
The layoffs at the Washington Post have begun, with newsroom leaders telling employees its sports and books sections will be 'eliminated in current forms' and its international coverage will be downsized
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Horrendous, awful decision
Holy Industry. What an ep
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Holy Industry. What an ep
not gus bradley, lets goooo
BREAKING NEWS
Schefter: 49ers to hire Raheem Morris as DC.
Schefter: 49ers to hire Raheem Morris as DC.
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
not gus bradley, lets goooo
Wonder Man is delightful
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Wonder Man is delightful
noooooooooooo
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
noooooooooooo
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Apropos of nothing, here's my short about the Revolutionary War that was actually made by humans and didn't use a single ounce of AI
vimeo.com/834538794
#Scriptsky
vimeo.com/834538794
#Scriptsky
DEADCOATS
Among the thousands of British soldiers who died in the Revolutionary War, James and Edmund are the only two (un)fortunate enough to see life after death. At least…
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January 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Apropos of nothing, here's my short about the Revolutionary War that was actually made by humans and didn't use a single ounce of AI
vimeo.com/834538794
#Scriptsky
vimeo.com/834538794
#Scriptsky
spineless
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM
spineless
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Meanwhile Karen Bass is somewhere talking about how great the LA Olympics are going to be.
The City of Philadelphia has introduced legislation to limited ICE in the city. The Federal Agents can not be masked, must have ID visible, must have arrested warrants signed by federal judges. They can't attack people. If they can't do this, they will be arrested.
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WATCH: Philadelphia lawmakers introduce 'ICE Out' legislation to restrict federal operations in city
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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January 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Meanwhile Karen Bass is somewhere talking about how great the LA Olympics are going to be.
go get him 49ers
Garafolo: Browns DC Jim Schwartz "doesn't plan on staying in Cleveland" after being passed over for HC vacancy.
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
go get him 49ers
say what you want about him, Bill Polian is a first-ballot inductee into the Hall of Haters
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
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Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
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January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
say what you want about him, Bill Polian is a first-ballot inductee into the Hall of Haters
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Wemby on shooting in Minneapolis:
“PR has tried but I'm not going to sit here and give osme politcally correct [answer]. Every day I see the news and I'm horrified. It’s crazy that some people might make it seem like or make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable”
“PR has tried but I'm not going to sit here and give osme politcally correct [answer]. Every day I see the news and I'm horrified. It’s crazy that some people might make it seem like or make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable”
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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replacing him with frank reich is quite the choice
The Jets are parting ways with OC Tanner Engstrand, per source.
January 27, 2026 at 7:04 PM
replacing him with frank reich is quite the choice
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Schultz] Browns QB Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement.
Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cant believe i have to root for the patriots in the super bowl smh
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
cant believe i have to root for the patriots in the super bowl smh
that was an insanely bad taunting call
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
that was an insanely bad taunting call
why would the refs blow the whistle?
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
why would the refs blow the whistle?
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign
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Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.
Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.
Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
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Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them
Industry is generational
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Industry is generational
this is just the start. i can be a lot more negative
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
this is just the start. i can be a lot more negative