Casey Wooden
@caseywooden.bsky.social
Moss Bluff ‘77
writer / screenwriter / typewriter
ask me for a zine
writer / screenwriter / typewriter
ask me for a zine
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The usual Rump grimace, and Mamdani... knowing just how he cleared the chessboard without the dotard realizing it.
Let’s be clear.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The usual Rump grimace, and Mamdani... knowing just how he cleared the chessboard without the dotard realizing it.
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I like Pluribus because it’s like the entire cast of Ted Lasso is the antagonist
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I like Pluribus because it’s like the entire cast of Ted Lasso is the antagonist
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Who had Trump crushing hard on a communist on their bingo card?
But for real, we now live in a world where Mamdani is getting more praise from Trump than some in the Democratic Party can muster
But for real, we now live in a world where Mamdani is getting more praise from Trump than some in the Democratic Party can muster
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Who had Trump crushing hard on a communist on their bingo card?
But for real, we now live in a world where Mamdani is getting more praise from Trump than some in the Democratic Party can muster
But for real, we now live in a world where Mamdani is getting more praise from Trump than some in the Democratic Party can muster
calling it, Carol will demand Zosia be pulled from the matrix. hivemind discovers a useful tool. pluribus
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
calling it, Carol will demand Zosia be pulled from the matrix. hivemind discovers a useful tool. pluribus
if K-POP DEMON HUNTERS is the #1 box office hit of the weekend, will that hurt relations with the talent community if Netflix refuses to report the numbers?
TOP 5 DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE*
1. WEAPONS ($15.6M)
2. FREAKIER FRIDAY ($9.2M)
3. FANTASTIC 4 ($5.9M)
4. THE BAD GUYS 2 ($5.1M)
5. NOBODY 2 ($3.7M)
*K-POP DEMON HUNTERS is likely the #1 movie of the weekend, but Netflix has not officially reported this. Update tomorrow.
1. WEAPONS ($15.6M)
2. FREAKIER FRIDAY ($9.2M)
3. FANTASTIC 4 ($5.9M)
4. THE BAD GUYS 2 ($5.1M)
5. NOBODY 2 ($3.7M)
*K-POP DEMON HUNTERS is likely the #1 movie of the weekend, but Netflix has not officially reported this. Update tomorrow.
August 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
if K-POP DEMON HUNTERS is the #1 box office hit of the weekend, will that hurt relations with the talent community if Netflix refuses to report the numbers?
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DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT CHRIS GETHARD IS ON BLUESKY?
Hit the follow button, my Gen X brethren.
Hit the follow button, my Gen X brethren.
Beautiful/Anonymous! 978-965-3692 - call now, talk about anything, happy to hear you.
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT CHRIS GETHARD IS ON BLUESKY?
Hit the follow button, my Gen X brethren.
Hit the follow button, my Gen X brethren.
it is now the year of your lord 2025 and i have accepted that ‘East Williamsburg’ is a real place.
June 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
it is now the year of your lord 2025 and i have accepted that ‘East Williamsburg’ is a real place.
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i hold no value for the opinions of anyone who will comply when they make it illegal to be trans
June 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i hold no value for the opinions of anyone who will comply when they make it illegal to be trans
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—what do we want?
—comedic timing!
—when do we want it?
—comedic timing!
—when do we want it?
June 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
—what do we want?
—comedic timing!
—when do we want it?
—comedic timing!
—when do we want it?
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The jurors who decided Harvey Weinstein’s fate in his New York retrial were ordered to take a break and “cool down” earlier on Wednesday, as their discussions seemingly broke down amid shouting and threats.
Jury in Weinstein Trial Was Ordered to Cool Down Amid Shouting and Threats
Harvey Weinstein said infighting in the jury was denying him a fair trial.
trib.al
June 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The jurors who decided Harvey Weinstein’s fate in his New York retrial were ordered to take a break and “cool down” earlier on Wednesday, as their discussions seemingly broke down amid shouting and threats.
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Everything Trump does is a distraction from everything else Trump does until the "distraction" is your loved one being kidnapped by masked gunmen without due process. I thought the "distraction" claim by some Democratic electeds was pretty stale back in February, and it's definitely absurd now.
June 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everything Trump does is a distraction from everything else Trump does until the "distraction" is your loved one being kidnapped by masked gunmen without due process. I thought the "distraction" claim by some Democratic electeds was pretty stale back in February, and it's definitely absurd now.
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what, is WEEDIATORED taken?
@WSJ: “Barbenheimer”—last year’s “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer” double header—rode a wave of studio promotion, memes, jokes and merchandise sales all the way to the box office.
Now, Hollywood hopes to repeat that with what fans are calling “Glicked.”
Now, Hollywood hopes to repeat that with what fans are calling “Glicked.”
Main link in OG tweet
https://on.wsj.com/3Z0suNF
on.wsj.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
what, is WEEDIATORED taken?
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My man liked to party goddamn
March 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM
My man liked to party goddamn
holy shit im 46 and somebody finally explained it to me…
Lovely moon tonight! and it means Easter is this coming weekend because, for those who do not celebrate or never looked it up, Easter wanders in the calendar because it is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal equinox (love that lunar calendar) unless you're Orthodox 1/2 🧪
March 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
holy shit im 46 and somebody finally explained it to me…
reminds me of that great line from The West Wing: “America spent millions to design a ballpoint pen that would work in zero gravity. Know what the Russians did? Used a pencil.”
February 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
reminds me of that great line from The West Wing: “America spent millions to design a ballpoint pen that would work in zero gravity. Know what the Russians did? Used a pencil.”
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"Let in the migrants, kick out the racists"
Seen in NYC
Seen in NYC
February 16, 2024 at 11:56 PM
"Let in the migrants, kick out the racists"
Seen in NYC
Seen in NYC
did anyone else see the Gaza protester get bodyslammed by security at the Suozzi victory speech? she's gonna win that lawsuit... not a good look my man.
February 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
did anyone else see the Gaza protester get bodyslammed by security at the Suozzi victory speech? she's gonna win that lawsuit... not a good look my man.
lolololol i knew there must be a reason...
February 14, 2024 at 3:51 AM
lolololol i knew there must be a reason...