Casey Schreiner
@caseyschreiner.bsky.social
Long-time television comedy writer, journalist, outdoor author; lately, copywriter for 💸, poet for ❤️. 🏳️🌈
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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If only Leonardo were alive to see how they've put Mona Lisa in a pond.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If only Leonardo were alive to see how they've put Mona Lisa in a pond.
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I really need this checkbox option in more areas of my life.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I really need this checkbox option in more areas of my life.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ok let’s calm down, @nytimes.com recipes
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ok let’s calm down, @nytimes.com recipes
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
Being Sleepytime Bear for Halloween was a true delight.
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Being Sleepytime Bear for Halloween was a true delight.
Bread Loaf 2025
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Bread Loaf 2025
Hell yeah! My first *published* poem will be out in the wild soon! Watch for it at @whaleroadreview.bsky.social!
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hell yeah! My first *published* poem will be out in the wild soon! Watch for it at @whaleroadreview.bsky.social!
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It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.
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The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.
March 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.
Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social — Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social — Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live
Take up some “useless” hobbies. Learn things for the sake of learning them. Be an unabashed generalist.
March 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Take up some “useless” hobbies. Learn things for the sake of learning them. Be an unabashed generalist.
You really can’t beat Raymond Chandler for similes and descriptions. Even if you go into these books thinking you know what hardboiled sounds like, he will consistently surprise you:
February 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You really can’t beat Raymond Chandler for similes and descriptions. Even if you go into these books thinking you know what hardboiled sounds like, he will consistently surprise you:
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Quit buying shit, write poems, live más
February 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Quit buying shit, write poems, live más
The market would kill us all to increase profits.
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The market would kill us all to increase profits.
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The firing of National Park Rangers and the implications for park visitor safety and land use/misuse has me incandescent with rage. These tech fascist motherfuckers are taking a sledgehammer to the things we love; because they’re empty inside and all they can do is break things.
February 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The firing of National Park Rangers and the implications for park visitor safety and land use/misuse has me incandescent with rage. These tech fascist motherfuckers are taking a sledgehammer to the things we love; because they’re empty inside and all they can do is break things.
I wrote a big ol newsletter this time … oh and I also shared a poem!
It's time for a new Modern Hiker Newsletter! Learn how one of the country's biggest ski resorts might be going indie. Plus, the true cost of PCT dirtbagging, fire followers in SoCal, executive orders causing chaos in national parks, a poem by me (!) and lots more! https://buff.ly/3Qh0f9y
Fighting Back Against Outdoor Resort Companies
Will one of our biggest ski mountains go indie? Plus, the cost of dirtbagging, confusion at Yosemite (and everywhere, really), a propane upgrade, a POEM, fire followers, and lots more!
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February 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I wrote a big ol newsletter this time … oh and I also shared a poem!
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Oh so we're BONED boned, got it.
In response to RFK Jr. & Tulsi Gabbard's Senate confirmations, Mikki Willis, the conspiracy theorist behind the viral COVID misinfo "Plandemic" video, wrote that he's "been working with RFK Jr. & Tulsi Gabbard for over a decade, collaborating on media productions," & "travel[ed] with both" of them.
February 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh so we're BONED boned, got it.