Casey Schreiner
@caseyschreiner.bsky.social
Long-time television comedy writer, journalist, outdoor author; lately, copywriter for 💸, poet for ❤️. 🏳️🌈
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-humans-happiest-when-rest-of-family-1819579602/
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Study: Majority Of Humans Happiest When Rest Of Family Still Asleep https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-humans-happiest-when-rest-of-family-1819579602/
Though I will say, this is the second consecutive trip to @moviemadness.org where someone had checked out the two classic screwball comedies I was looking for (Easy Living and Ball of Fire). WHO ARE YOU, FELLOW SCREWBALL FAN?!?
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Though I will say, this is the second consecutive trip to @moviemadness.org where someone had checked out the two classic screwball comedies I was looking for (Easy Living and Ball of Fire). WHO ARE YOU, FELLOW SCREWBALL FAN?!?
It’s a Hepburn and Grant weekend at @moviemadness.org
February 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It’s a Hepburn and Grant weekend at @moviemadness.org
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Really enjoying the discussion and comments on this post so far.
What’s With That Voice People Use When Reciting Poetry?
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Really enjoying the discussion and comments on this post so far.
Really enjoyed this this morning.
Oh, Fascinating by Anya Johnson
I make of myself an island on a sea of other people’s lives.
open.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Really enjoyed this this morning.
Are you the person who rented the blu-ray of Palm Beach Story from @moviemadness.org the same weekend I was planning on grabbing it? I feel like we should be friends.
January 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Are you the person who rented the blu-ray of Palm Beach Story from @moviemadness.org the same weekend I was planning on grabbing it? I feel like we should be friends.
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Another Modern Hiker Newsletter is en route to your inbox. I hope you got your America the Beautiful pass early ... but if not, the internet will help you keep that calm you're aiming for when you're out using it. Also, updates on desert wildflowers, SoCal waterfalls, a lawn swap, and lots more.
Face Cards
You Know Who can't stop putting his face on things, plus, Rain in the Southwest, Flower Forecasts, Lawn Swaps, and more
open.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Another Modern Hiker Newsletter is en route to your inbox. I hope you got your America the Beautiful pass early ... but if not, the internet will help you keep that calm you're aiming for when you're out using it. Also, updates on desert wildflowers, SoCal waterfalls, a lawn swap, and lots more.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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If only Leonardo were alive to see how they've put Mona Lisa in a pond.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If only Leonardo were alive to see how they've put Mona Lisa in a pond.
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I really need this checkbox option in more areas of my life.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I really need this checkbox option in more areas of my life.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ok let’s calm down, @nytimes.com recipes
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ok let’s calm down, @nytimes.com recipes
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
Being Sleepytime Bear for Halloween was a true delight.
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Being Sleepytime Bear for Halloween was a true delight.
Bread Loaf 2025
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Bread Loaf 2025
Hell yeah! My first *published* poem will be out in the wild soon! Watch for it at @whaleroadreview.bsky.social!
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hell yeah! My first *published* poem will be out in the wild soon! Watch for it at @whaleroadreview.bsky.social!
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It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.
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The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.
March 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.
Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social — Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social — Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live