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Casey Schreiner
@caseyschreiner.bsky.social
Long-time television comedy writer, journalist, outdoor author; lately, copywriter for 💸, poet for ❤️. 🏳️‍🌈

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I really need this checkbox option in more areas of my life.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Ok let’s calm down, @nytimes.com recipes
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Being Sleepytime Bear for Halloween was a true delight.
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Bread Loaf 2025
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hell yeah! My first *published* poem will be out in the wild soon! Watch for it at @whaleroadreview.bsky.social!
July 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.
March 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social — Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Take up some “useless” hobbies. Learn things for the sake of learning them. Be an unabashed generalist.
March 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You really can’t beat Raymond Chandler for similes and descriptions. Even if you go into these books thinking you know what hardboiled sounds like, he will consistently surprise you:
February 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The market would kill us all to increase profits.
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is a great combination of corporate-speak nonsense and #enshittification from @disneyplushelp.bsky.social
February 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The 70s were wild.
February 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You guys miss this from Trump’s Covid days? It’s back!
February 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is also just great advice for lots of situations. Big "Bartleby the Scrivener" energy here.
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
January 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mount Hood Meadows has a ski hut where they sell a hot dog with mac and cheese. It is literally a plain hot dog plopped into a cup of mediocre mac.

The taco hut at Timberline is unfathomably better than this.
January 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ski day
January 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the storefront of my guitar school.
January 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Tonight’s poetry haul from @powells.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Another great day on the slopes (even with crummy weather)
January 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
End of year Goodreads:
December 18, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Meet me in the poetry section at Powell’s
December 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Portland commute scene: car with strong anti-farmed fish bumper sticker directly behind commercial fish truck.
December 12, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Behind the sign
December 10, 2024 at 6:19 PM