I hear the Pope forgot to say thank you
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I hear the Pope forgot to say thank you
Forgetting to bring your headphones to the gym is the 9th circle is hell.
March 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Forgetting to bring your headphones to the gym is the 9th circle is hell.
Laughs are cheap. JD Vance is going for gasps.
March 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Laughs are cheap. JD Vance is going for gasps.
TSLA up today because our president decided to become a used car salesman today. I'm sure that's legal and ethical.
March 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
TSLA up today because our president decided to become a used car salesman today. I'm sure that's legal and ethical.
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President Trump to Chief Justice Roberts, author of the presidential immunity decision: “Thank you again. I won’t forget.” Slaps him on the shoulder.
March 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
President Trump to Chief Justice Roberts, author of the presidential immunity decision: “Thank you again. I won’t forget.” Slaps him on the shoulder.
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@aoc.bsky.social CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DEMS TO START WALKING OUT HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE WITH FUCKING SIGNS WHILE TRUMP SPEWS LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE, TELL THEM TO STEAL HIS THUNDER AND BOO UNITL THEY GET KICKED OUT 😔😔😔😔😔😔
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
@aoc.bsky.social CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DEMS TO START WALKING OUT HOW CAN THEY JUST SIT THERE WITH FUCKING SIGNS WHILE TRUMP SPEWS LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE, TELL THEM TO STEAL HIS THUNDER AND BOO UNITL THEY GET KICKED OUT 😔😔😔😔😔😔
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Call it by its name: Trumpcession
March 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Call it by its name: Trumpcession
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Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jefferies know that it’s a bad idea to stand up to Trump. Why doesn’t Zelensky?
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jefferies know that it’s a bad idea to stand up to Trump. Why doesn’t Zelensky?
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
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I voted for Trump. But when he said he was going to let Elon fire federal workers, I didn't know that meant Elon would fire me.
February 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I voted for Trump. But when he said he was going to let Elon fire federal workers, I didn't know that meant Elon would fire me.
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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
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Put me out of my misery.
February 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Put me out of my misery.
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Yosemite National Park workers hang distress flag to protest Trump and Musk coming for their jobs.
February 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yosemite National Park workers hang distress flag to protest Trump and Musk coming for their jobs.
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Also, this is a *perfect example* of the kind of bureaucratic layer that makes actually doing things in government sometimes hard! Do you a VA nurse spending her time providing health care or writing Elon an email about “What I Did Last Week”?
I don’t know how many different ways to say that agency personnel don’t work for Elon. They don’t have to report to Elon. They report to their agency leadership, which reports to the President.
February 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Also, this is a *perfect example* of the kind of bureaucratic layer that makes actually doing things in government sometimes hard! Do you a VA nurse spending her time providing health care or writing Elon an email about “What I Did Last Week”?
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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Whether it's Bill Clinton meeting with Loretta Lynch on the tarmac in Phoenix or J.D. Vance meeting with German neo-Nazis in Munich, leaders of both parties have initiated controversial meetings.
February 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whether it's Bill Clinton meeting with Loretta Lynch on the tarmac in Phoenix or J.D. Vance meeting with German neo-Nazis in Munich, leaders of both parties have initiated controversial meetings.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]
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February 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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We’re done here. Right?
February 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We’re done here. Right?
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Has anyone explained to the Eagles that they have a DEI quarterback so they're supposed to lose?
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Has anyone explained to the Eagles that they have a DEI quarterback so they're supposed to lose?
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Enjoy the last-ever Super Bowl, folks. Next year it will be the Donald Trump America Bowl, and the team’s will come from whichever two cities purchase the most TrumpCoin.
February 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Enjoy the last-ever Super Bowl, folks. Next year it will be the Donald Trump America Bowl, and the team’s will come from whichever two cities purchase the most TrumpCoin.