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I love caterpillars because they basically live on their food. That's like if your house was made of pizza.
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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A convicted felon who had also been found liable for sexual assault and committed additional crimes in plain sight was close with a notorious child sex trafficker and likely participated in some of those crimes too got elected with much of that known and spent his presidency railing against “crime.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Love that idea that when you die you can get your stats: How many kilograms of poop, how many times you ate mcdonalds, how many total minutes did you hear C3PO's dialogue.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Elon could get 2 pay packages each worth 50 trillion dollars and he still wouldn't be able to wash the cringe away.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ICE agents just want to follow orders from a man and want to be surrounded by men. That's all. This is what they live for.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Breaking! Prince Andrew has been downgraded to "bloody cunt".
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Seeing the USA die from its own racism is an impressive sight to behold.
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The East Wing was woke
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A very hungry caterpillar ravaged a leaf from my geranium! 🥰
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
These days reading the news isn't quite worth what it was because it's just an endless litany of "that thing you thought they would never do? Yeah they did that. Guess what? It gets worse tomorrow".
October 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
America's entire existence is now dependent on a sacred fighting match fought in some kind of universal octagon ALA Dragon Ball Z but the fighters are straight up Nazis vs. Grandma
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
They can finally wear the KKK hoods at Walmart without being discriminated. Thank you MAGA.
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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When asked about any leads, capital police responded: “Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!”
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cruelty as a new dopamine industry for the wealthy.
October 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ruled by clowns. Living in a circus. Sadistic ringmasters crack their whip.
October 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Omar Yaghi, the new Nobel Laureate, was born to a Palestinian refugee family.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 8
Susumu Kitagawa, Richard Robson and Omar M. Yaghi will share the prize. Their structures can "capture carbon dioxide, store toxic gases or catalyse chemical reactions," the committee said. n.pr/4nOvwQs
Research on metal-organic frameworks gets the chemistry Nobel Prize
Susumu Kitagawa, Richard Robson and Omar M. Yaghi will share the prize. Their structures can "capture carbon dioxide, store toxic gases or catalyse chemical reactions," the committee said.
n.pr
October 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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AI slop is ruining our lives. Do not be a part of the problem.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Just finished watching all of Dark Winds and man, Zahn McClarnon should be in Predator 3, the real sequel to Predator 2 that starred Danny Glover. In this one, Zahn is a gang member seeking revenge that somehow latched onto the Predator ship. YEA TAKE THAT FOR A SPIN HOLLYWOOD
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I WAS planning on seeing Tron Ares, until learning that;
A. The story has pretty much no connection to the previous two,
B. Pretty much only exists because of Jared Leto funding it
C. Is directed by the same guy who did the worst Pirates of the Caribbean movie

Ill just listen to NIN's OST, thanks
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Remember, a major component of the MAGA cult establishing an alternate reality—a term I use here literally rather than figuratively—is getting Trump supporters to *actually* (not merely rhetorically) believe that Joe Biden was president in 2020, when the pandemic started.

This cannot be overstated.
Tommy Tuberville on the 2020 census: "The Democrats were letting illegals come in for a different count. They obviously had a census going that was all rigged. The 2020 election basically was rigged."

(Believe it or not, Donald Trump was president in 2020.)
October 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
October 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM