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@carrion.bsky.social
· Oct 20
the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
I’m actually doing the one month student loan (thats when I pay one month and say fuck it, maybe you shouldn’t have given that dumb loan asshole)
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’m actually doing the one month student loan (thats when I pay one month and say fuck it, maybe you shouldn’t have given that dumb loan asshole)
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stop saying great britain is "pedophile island"
they spell it paedophile over there
they spell it paedophile over there
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
stop saying great britain is "pedophile island"
they spell it paedophile over there
they spell it paedophile over there
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As a guy, I can no longer read books in public without being sus, so I will stick to my other hobby - clubbing woman with big stick
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
As a guy, I can no longer read books in public without being sus, so I will stick to my other hobby - clubbing woman with big stick
I was in downtown Portland this weekend and I had goth frozen custard from the goth frozen custard shop
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was in downtown Portland this weekend and I had goth frozen custard from the goth frozen custard shop
before they give you a job with the bulwark, bill krystol gets to hit you in the temple 7 times with a sledgehammer
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
before they give you a job with the bulwark, bill krystol gets to hit you in the temple 7 times with a sledgehammer
pontiac did this with aztek, and we all love the pontiac aztek
Tesla's latest gambit: become a rental car company. As cars pile up in showrooms and storage lots, Elon is trying to rent his way out of a crisis. Good luck, bud. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall electrek.co/2025/11/10/t...
Tesla can’t sell its cars anymore so it is renting them now
Tesla is launching a new car rental program out of its stores in the US, as sales are crashing due...
electrek.co
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
pontiac did this with aztek, and we all love the pontiac aztek
me: “man fuck chuck schumer, that guy needs to get mur-“
coworker: “primaried”
me: “uh yeah, primaried, that’s what I umm, was about to say”
coworker: “primaried”
me: “uh yeah, primaried, that’s what I umm, was about to say”
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
me: “man fuck chuck schumer, that guy needs to get mur-“
coworker: “primaried”
me: “uh yeah, primaried, that’s what I umm, was about to say”
coworker: “primaried”
me: “uh yeah, primaried, that’s what I umm, was about to say”
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
do you know who should also go to prison? @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social you should also go to prison.
ALL REPUBLICANS SHOULD ROT BEHIND BARS
ALL REPUBLICANS SHOULD ROT BEHIND BARS
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
do you know who should also go to prison? @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social you should also go to prison.
ALL REPUBLICANS SHOULD ROT BEHIND BARS
ALL REPUBLICANS SHOULD ROT BEHIND BARS
clippers missed a few hairs this am, so just shaved em off with a pocket knife in the office shitter in case you’ve ever questioned my dudeness
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
clippers missed a few hairs this am, so just shaved em off with a pocket knife in the office shitter in case you’ve ever questioned my dudeness
No ice agent from the start of the agency to today has a physique like this
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
No ice agent from the start of the agency to today has a physique like this
every personal injury lawyer alive
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
every personal injury lawyer alive
I actually think we need more women in the workplace because I like flirting and being real creepy
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I actually think we need more women in the workplace because I like flirting and being real creepy
I had “never been rude online” as my bio on twitter for 7 years, bluesky having a “rude” content moderation setting actually feels like targeted harassment against me
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I had “never been rude online” as my bio on twitter for 7 years, bluesky having a “rude” content moderation setting actually feels like targeted harassment against me
this beats my 401k’s performance by uh… 819%
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this beats my 401k’s performance by uh… 819%
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if he doesn't do it i genuinely think we should at least attempt to have him arrested. i know he's the president. i'm saying we should arrest the president
HAPPENING NOW: Judge McConnell is sharply rebuking the Trump administration for what he said was defying his order to make full SNAP payments by Nov. 5. He has ordered USDA to make the *full* payment to states by tomorrow.
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
if he doesn't do it i genuinely think we should at least attempt to have him arrested. i know he's the president. i'm saying we should arrest the president
816% return are you fucking kidding me
By the numbers: Nancy Pelosi's net worth is an estimated $279 million.
Investor bros, you might wanna take note, bro.
www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
Investor bros, you might wanna take note, bro.
www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
816% return are you fucking kidding me
using standard subway items what is the most noxious combination of ingredients you could make a sub with
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
using standard subway items what is the most noxious combination of ingredients you could make a sub with
