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@carrion.bsky.social
· Oct 20
the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
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The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway
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"The chronology is very suspicious," U.S. District Judge Michael H. Simon said Tuesday.
Judge grills feds over timing of investigation into Portland police handling of ICE protests
"The chronology is very suspicious," U.S. District Judge Michael H. Simon said Tuesday.
www.oregonlive.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
"The chronology is very suspicious," U.S. District Judge Michael H. Simon said Tuesday.
wait what if trump fell for the ol’ Iceland/Greenland name switcheroo, have we considered that
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
wait what if trump fell for the ol’ Iceland/Greenland name switcheroo, have we considered that
It is extremely goofy to openly identify as neocon in 2026 and it’s extremely goofy that they feel comfortable posting on here, lol rot in piss forever
Neoconservative foreign policy was good, actually. And Trump just killed it dead.
By putting neocon means to colonialist ends and untethering them from democracy promotion, Trump has ushered America into an era of domination in which...
By putting neocon means to colonialist ends and untethering them from democracy promotion, Trump has ushered America into an era of domination in which...
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
It is extremely goofy to openly identify as neocon in 2026 and it’s extremely goofy that they feel comfortable posting on here, lol rot in piss forever
Do you remember when both parties voted to ban tik tok and the sole reason was that china owned it, with no further explanation
A growing number of women and girls have been digitally “undressed” by X’s Grok as users prompt the chatbot to show subjects in lingerie, covered in liquid, with black eyes or fearful expressions.
X users tell Grok to undress women and girls in photos. It’s saying yes.
The site is filling with AI-generated nonconsensual sexualized images of women and children. Owner Elon Musk responded with a laughing emoji.
wapo.st
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Do you remember when both parties voted to ban tik tok and the sole reason was that china owned it, with no further explanation
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
The White House put up this J6 page complete with list of people who offed themselves in the funniest ways possible, lol
The White House put up this J6 page complete with list of people who offed themselves in the funniest ways possible, lol
January 6: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Discover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.
www.whitehouse.gov
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
The White House put up this J6 page complete with list of people who offed themselves in the funniest ways possible, lol
The White House put up this J6 page complete with list of people who offed themselves in the funniest ways possible, lol
“On Jan 6th we didn’t know if we’d make it home to see our families ever again. That being said and in the spirit of bipartisanship, I will vote yea to confirm Joseph “Atomwaffen” Hitler Jr as assistant secretary of war
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“On Jan 6th we didn’t know if we’d make it home to see our families ever again. That being said and in the spirit of bipartisanship, I will vote yea to confirm Joseph “Atomwaffen” Hitler Jr as assistant secretary of war
“the work of democracy could continue”
January 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
“the work of democracy could continue”
I assumed there were already laws on the books covering the CSAM on X but the most specific and recent law being sponsored by one of the CSAM machines most addicted users definitely falls under pedocon theory for real
TIL that a deepfake nude ban, sponsored by none other than Ted Cruz, was signed into law last May www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I assumed there were already laws on the books covering the CSAM on X but the most specific and recent law being sponsored by one of the CSAM machines most addicted users definitely falls under pedocon theory for real
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Not crazy to say there was a much clearer criminal case against MBS, who ordered the murder of an American newspaper columnist, than there is against Maduro.
BARTIROMO: With all due respect, I think the goal here is to stop the drug and human trafficking into America, and I don't think Saudi Arabia is sending fentanyl into America
RAND PAUL: Well, neither does Venezuela
RAND PAUL: Well, neither does Venezuela
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Not crazy to say there was a much clearer criminal case against MBS, who ordered the murder of an American newspaper columnist, than there is against Maduro.
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catching a lifetime ban from femboy hooters for ear tagging the waitstaff
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
catching a lifetime ban from femboy hooters for ear tagging the waitstaff
“Oh fuck I’m about to cu-“
[fumbles phone as I connect via bluetooth, eiffel 65’s I’m blue starts playing through my HomePod full volume]
[fumbles phone as I connect via bluetooth, eiffel 65’s I’m blue starts playing through my HomePod full volume]
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
“Oh fuck I’m about to cu-“
[fumbles phone as I connect via bluetooth, eiffel 65’s I’m blue starts playing through my HomePod full volume]
[fumbles phone as I connect via bluetooth, eiffel 65’s I’m blue starts playing through my HomePod full volume]
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You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You’re a
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
TAINT ZAPPER
QUAINT FLAPPER
SAINT SLAPPER
Don’tyoumessaroundwithme
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For future updates reply BLOODAPP
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
For future updates reply BLOODAPP
Make this 2026’s hottest new fashion trend for dem members of congress
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Make this 2026’s hottest new fashion trend for dem members of congress
“Dems don’t currently hold any power, what do you expect them to do”
Well I expect one brave, sacrificial lamb to use their access and proximity to the president to the thing. You know exactly what the thing is.
Well I expect one brave, sacrificial lamb to use their access and proximity to the president to the thing. You know exactly what the thing is.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
“Dems don’t currently hold any power, what do you expect them to do”
Well I expect one brave, sacrificial lamb to use their access and proximity to the president to the thing. You know exactly what the thing is.
Well I expect one brave, sacrificial lamb to use their access and proximity to the president to the thing. You know exactly what the thing is.
Is there a duolingo but for people that want to speak english but sound canadian?
asking for my upcoming europe trip.
asking for my upcoming europe trip.
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Is there a duolingo but for people that want to speak english but sound canadian?
asking for my upcoming europe trip.
asking for my upcoming europe trip.
there was never any real establishment pushback for US extrajudicial boat bombings and killings so it’s really not any surprise this escalated to just wiping out 80 civilians, we are the baddies
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
there was never any real establishment pushback for US extrajudicial boat bombings and killings so it’s really not any surprise this escalated to just wiping out 80 civilians, we are the baddies
libs 2002: “NO WAR FOR OIL”
libs 2026: “OK, but you should have asked first”
libs 2026: “OK, but you should have asked first”
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
libs 2002: “NO WAR FOR OIL”
libs 2026: “OK, but you should have asked first”
libs 2026: “OK, but you should have asked first”
It’s time to fess up: I am furryphobic mostly because it seems hot and stuffy (bad) in a fur suit
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It’s time to fess up: I am furryphobic mostly because it seems hot and stuffy (bad) in a fur suit
[logging in to the automated child porn machine]
“Uh, actually well there is no ethical consumption under capitalism so”
“Uh, actually well there is no ethical consumption under capitalism so”
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
[logging in to the automated child porn machine]
“Uh, actually well there is no ethical consumption under capitalism so”
“Uh, actually well there is no ethical consumption under capitalism so”
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"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers like why does this square peg not fit in a round hole, do you really disappear when blinking, how do trains work, where is Omaha, does the love you take equal the love you make, have you ever seen a horse, will season 3
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers like why does this square peg not fit in a round hole, do you really disappear when blinking, how do trains work, where is Omaha, does the love you take equal the love you make, have you ever seen a horse, will season 3