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“Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without."
For once, maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
“Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without."
For once, maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
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JUST ANNOUNCED! I’m hosting and producing a two-night, seven-course dinner event inside Portland International Airport, presented by Alaska Airlines.
The Greatest Airline Meals of the 20th Century! Tix at www.eventbrite.com/e/bill-oakle...
The Greatest Airline Meals of the 20th Century! Tix at www.eventbrite.com/e/bill-oakle...
Bill Oakley Presents: The Greatest Airline Meals of the 20th Century
Alaska Airlines and Loyal Legion bring you a first class culinary entertainment experience from Portland's own Bill Oakley!
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January 20, 2026 at 11:43 PM
JUST ANNOUNCED! I’m hosting and producing a two-night, seven-course dinner event inside Portland International Airport, presented by Alaska Airlines.
The Greatest Airline Meals of the 20th Century! Tix at www.eventbrite.com/e/bill-oakle...
The Greatest Airline Meals of the 20th Century! Tix at www.eventbrite.com/e/bill-oakle...
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January 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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RALEIGH, NC! Valentine's Day weekend! Let's share the love and laugh it off together and whatnot. Tickets at
improv.com/raleigh/comi...
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George Wallace at Raleigh Improv
George Wallace biography and upcoming performances at Raleigh Improv. By the age of six, George Wallace knew he wanted to be a comedian. He always enjoyed making people laugh, but he also knew the imp...
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January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
RALEIGH, NC! Valentine's Day weekend! Let's share the love and laugh it off together and whatnot. Tickets at
improv.com/raleigh/comi...
improv.com/raleigh/comi...
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For those who've missed "Cannon Fodder," we've fired it back up after losing the dulcet tones of @michaelarace1.bsky.social as host. Yours truly & Dispatch sportswriter Dan Aulbach will chop it up re: all things #CBJ ... including this coaching switch.
Listen/watch -> youtu.be/mzEVotPIx4M?...
Listen/watch -> youtu.be/mzEVotPIx4M?...
I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
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January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
For those who've missed "Cannon Fodder," we've fired it back up after losing the dulcet tones of @michaelarace1.bsky.social as host. Yours truly & Dispatch sportswriter Dan Aulbach will chop it up re: all things #CBJ ... including this coaching switch.
Listen/watch -> youtu.be/mzEVotPIx4M?...
Listen/watch -> youtu.be/mzEVotPIx4M?...
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Go to bettybrownbook.com and enter the code PLANNER15 at checkout—valid through tomorrow—to get 15% off your copy of The Complete Betty Brown, Ph.G. in paperback or hardcover.)
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Go to bettybrownbook.com and enter the code PLANNER15 at checkout—valid through tomorrow—to get 15% off your copy of The Complete Betty Brown, Ph.G. in paperback or hardcover.)
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I will have a story posted on my Substack tomorrow morning that I think Ohio State fans will be interested in. It'll be for subscribers only. Here's the link to subscribe: bit.ly/45Id5FO
Subscribe to Bill on the Buckeyes Substack
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January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I will have a story posted on my Substack tomorrow morning that I think Ohio State fans will be interested in. It'll be for subscribers only. Here's the link to subscribe: bit.ly/45Id5FO
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And yes, we have copies remaining at the original price! Just hop on over to www.hoganmag.com/stores/hogan...
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
And yes, we have copies remaining at the original price! Just hop on over to www.hoganmag.com/stores/hogan...
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This is the last week players can enter the transfer portal, but it's already clear how different OSU's roster will be in 2026. I had some thoughts on what it means and how my book on the 2024 championship team feels like it's from a different era. bit.ly/4sEjP1h
Thoughts on NIL, transfers and why my book feels like history already
Ohio State’s roster remains in flux as we begin the final few days of the open transfer portal window.
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January 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This is the last week players can enter the transfer portal, but it's already clear how different OSU's roster will be in 2026. I had some thoughts on what it means and how my book on the 2024 championship team feels like it's from a different era. bit.ly/4sEjP1h
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We were very gratified to see that Hogan's Alley #24 was Bud Plant Comic Art's number two best seller for 2025 in the Comics Reference category! You can get your own copy now at www.hoganmag.com/stores/hogan... (and don't forget to use the code TOONINTALK10 at checkout for 10% off)!
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
We were very gratified to see that Hogan's Alley #24 was Bud Plant Comic Art's number two best seller for 2025 in the Comics Reference category! You can get your own copy now at www.hoganmag.com/stores/hogan... (and don't forget to use the code TOONINTALK10 at checkout for 10% off)!
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January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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I was a guest on the ToonInTalk podcast, and I’m offering listeners a 10% discount on purchases from our shop (single issues, subscriptions, Betty Brown, digital editions). But it’s also available to you! Go to www.hoganmag.com/stores and enter the code TOONINTALK10 at checkout to get the discount.
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I was a guest on the ToonInTalk podcast, and I’m offering listeners a 10% discount on purchases from our shop (single issues, subscriptions, Betty Brown, digital editions). But it’s also available to you! Go to www.hoganmag.com/stores and enter the code TOONINTALK10 at checkout to get the discount.
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After the rally tonight, we will be setting up with free vegan meals & supplies for anyone who wants to show up.
Got loads of fresh produce tonight, come on down & get a bag!
Got loads of fresh produce tonight, come on down & get a bag!
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
After the rally tonight, we will be setting up with free vegan meals & supplies for anyone who wants to show up.
Got loads of fresh produce tonight, come on down & get a bag!
Got loads of fresh produce tonight, come on down & get a bag!
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If you’d like a hardcover, signed copy of “The Complete Betty Brown” with an exclusive 8x10 print, you can order here: www.hoganmag.com/stores/the-c...
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
If you’d like a hardcover, signed copy of “The Complete Betty Brown” with an exclusive 8x10 print, you can order here: www.hoganmag.com/stores/the-c...
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Also, also ... I'm reviving the Dispatch Cannon Fodder Podcast with help from fellow sports staffer Dan Aulbach, who filled in for me while I was on a European holiday the past two-plus weeks.
Take a listen ->
omny.fm/shows/cannon...
Take a listen ->
omny.fm/shows/cannon...
Planes, trades and more blown leads - Cannon Fodder
Planes, trades and more blown leads
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January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Also, also ... I'm reviving the Dispatch Cannon Fodder Podcast with help from fellow sports staffer Dan Aulbach, who filled in for me while I was on a European holiday the past two-plus weeks.
Take a listen ->
omny.fm/shows/cannon...
Take a listen ->
omny.fm/shows/cannon...
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College football is full of chaos right now in the midst of the transfer portal window. I talked to an insider about what programs are trying to navigate. "Insanity" is a word I heard more than once. I'm making this link on my Substack accessible to non-paying subscribers.
The link: bit.ly/49idz6s
The link: bit.ly/49idz6s
College football insanity: 'Nothing to hang your hat on'
Ohio State's season is over, but the Buckeyes, like all programs, are scrambling to navigate the NIL/transfer portal era
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January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
College football is full of chaos right now in the midst of the transfer portal window. I talked to an insider about what programs are trying to navigate. "Insanity" is a word I heard more than once. I'm making this link on my Substack accessible to non-paying subscribers.
The link: bit.ly/49idz6s
The link: bit.ly/49idz6s
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Join me and the awesome guys from @foundfootagefest.com on VCR PARTY LIVE tonight at 6:20 pm pacific as we discuss fast food videos www.youtube.com/live/5LEjSCn...
VCR Party Live! Ep 404 - The Fast Food Episode with Bill Oakley
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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January 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Join me and the awesome guys from @foundfootagefest.com on VCR PARTY LIVE tonight at 6:20 pm pacific as we discuss fast food videos www.youtube.com/live/5LEjSCn...
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Heavy boots of lead? Check! Filling his victims full of dread? Check and double-check! New in the Hogan's Alley online shop (20% off): www.zazzle.com/retro_robot_...
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Heavy boots of lead? Check! Filling his victims full of dread? Check and double-check! New in the Hogan's Alley online shop (20% off): www.zazzle.com/retro_robot_...
This is what happens when a 3 loss team is gifted into the playoffs. Alabama is garbage and never should have been in the mix.
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This is what happens when a 3 loss team is gifted into the playoffs. Alabama is garbage and never should have been in the mix.
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If adding joy to your life is among your New Year's resolutions, we humbly suggest ordering a copy of Hogan's Alley #24. It won't help you lose weight or become more organized, but we can guarantee it will enhance your appreciation of comics! Just head to: www.hoganmag.com/stores/hogan...
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
If adding joy to your life is among your New Year's resolutions, we humbly suggest ordering a copy of Hogan's Alley #24. It won't help you lose weight or become more organized, but we can guarantee it will enhance your appreciation of comics! Just head to: www.hoganmag.com/stores/hogan...