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Carolita Johnson
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Cartoonist at The New Yorker, writer everywhere else, caregiver, she/her/they/them/ma’am
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CAJ. on Instagram: "My cashmere heist @newyorkermag cartoon is available as a beautiful handmade (by me, personally) print at the @nyplshop in the beautiful @nyplshop where the lions will protect you ...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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“I bruise easy,” is another great line! #filmnoirclub #Noirvember #mildredpierce
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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“I feel sticky,” is a line that always feels sticky! 😂

#filmnoirclub #Noirvember #mildredpierce
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Someone might have to get me one of these: size small hahaha! Love.
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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In Texas, ICE agents are arresting immigrants at construction sites, even those showing valid work permits.

#BlueCrew #Resist #ProudBlue #ResistTrump #ICE #AbolishICE #ImmigrantRights #ImmigrationPolicy
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Since it’s @scaramucci.bsky.social talking about how Tim Mellon is the “Epstein connection you don’t know about,” I kinda wish I’d made the connection 11 days ago. But alas, it was two weeks ago.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie
A bunny in their bedroom has their laptop in bed, fully lit, but with all the other lights in the room turned off. They are sitting up in bed watching. A cat sleeps in a cat bed next to theirs.
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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This is good, and should actually make us feel better.

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson temporarily blocked a ruling that required Trump to fully fund SNAP because she’s playing chess, not checkers. She sent it back to the lower courts for a reason. 👀
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Ha! True... 🩷✊️
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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If you’re screaming about the violence being enacted on tax payers by the United States government, you are not overreacting.

You are not overreaching.
You are not overstating.
You are not alone.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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“He never belonged in this business in the first place,” THE END! Thank you for a great night!!!
#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
a man in a suit and hat stands in front of a wilsh house sign
ALT: a man in a suit and hat stands in front of a wilsh house sign
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November 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Quick reminder: NYC’s new First Lady, Rama Duwaji, is a cartoonist!

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Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator
Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator. Check out her work here at Comics Beat!
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November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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“It’s been a long time since I murdered my mother,” and “that was certainly a fast honeymoon,” are a couple of the best throwaway lines Shelly ever uttered.

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Help her mash the “petaydez”

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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What a way to start the year! 😂😱 with Dan Duryea glaring at you #filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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“Would I like a million dollars?” Mmmhmmm!

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Secretary making glasses sexy again!

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I’d love Judy Holliday to show up in this film as Joan Caulfield’s fun trashy sister

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
a black and white photo of a man and a woman dancing in a room .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man and a woman dancing in a room .
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November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Thank god Shelly is so fun to watch because Payne is a wet blanket with her, just one big frown and no real passion— maybe they should’ve switched his role with Dan’s!

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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No chemistry between these two
🫩 #filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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John Payne is looking a little worn around the edges in HD tho

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Could Charley be creepier? “Why don’t you two take a drive?” Wink wink nod nod.

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Ahhhh sneaky (pilfering the watch to give it back)

#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Could that pocket watch be any bigger and still be a watch?
#filmnoirclub #noirvember #filmnoir
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM