Bart Carly Jarvis
@carlyjennifer.bsky.social
Marketing person, tv watcher and proud library cardholder. 📚
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Someone on tt just said that Barney’s addiction to suits is actually about being addicted to ❄️ and my mind is blown. I don’t know how I didn’t realize that after religiously watching #HIMYM for 9 seasons and as a go-to comfort show since. It totally tracks, too.
May 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Someone on tt just said that Barney’s addiction to suits is actually about being addicted to ❄️ and my mind is blown. I don’t know how I didn’t realize that after religiously watching #HIMYM for 9 seasons and as a go-to comfort show since. It totally tracks, too.
Ok I got to the end of episode three, I get it now.
It’s really just a long pilot with three parts.
It’s really just a long pilot with three parts.
I really want to like #andor but these first three episodes are slow, please tell me it picks up.
May 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ok I got to the end of episode three, I get it now.
It’s really just a long pilot with three parts.
It’s really just a long pilot with three parts.
And they’re always so tone deaf in their timing, too. Like “the Senate just approved the nominee…”
Like ok? Tell your friends in Congress to do something about that, my $5 doesn’t do anything.
Like ok? Tell your friends in Congress to do something about that, my $5 doesn’t do anything.
I hate that the thanks for donating to a Democratic candidate is having my phone number sold on a list to a hundred other campaigns, all of whom send me passive-aggressive texts asking for my donation, often weirdly attempting a guilt trip, as though I knew them. I really don’t like that.
May 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And they’re always so tone deaf in their timing, too. Like “the Senate just approved the nominee…”
Like ok? Tell your friends in Congress to do something about that, my $5 doesn’t do anything.
Like ok? Tell your friends in Congress to do something about that, my $5 doesn’t do anything.
I STILL cannot get over some of Jack O’Connell’s line readings in #SINNERS.
When he goes “Sir” in faux offense when he can’t go in the juke joint?
And yes “SAMMAYYY” is hammy but also so menacing and seductive.
I’m just gonna say it: I would have been out there.
When he goes “Sir” in faux offense when he can’t go in the juke joint?
And yes “SAMMAYYY” is hammy but also so menacing and seductive.
I’m just gonna say it: I would have been out there.
a group of people are standing in a dark room with a lantern .
ALT: a group of people are standing in a dark room with a lantern .
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May 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I STILL cannot get over some of Jack O’Connell’s line readings in #SINNERS.
When he goes “Sir” in faux offense when he can’t go in the juke joint?
And yes “SAMMAYYY” is hammy but also so menacing and seductive.
I’m just gonna say it: I would have been out there.
When he goes “Sir” in faux offense when he can’t go in the juke joint?
And yes “SAMMAYYY” is hammy but also so menacing and seductive.
I’m just gonna say it: I would have been out there.
Saw the Worcester video. I’m just saying these ICE people are going to FAFO with the wrong group very soon and it’s going to be a tipping point. Add the heat of summer and watch what happens when a neighborhood is that activated.
May 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Saw the Worcester video. I’m just saying these ICE people are going to FAFO with the wrong group very soon and it’s going to be a tipping point. Add the heat of summer and watch what happens when a neighborhood is that activated.
Done with job search for now. This market is too volatile and recruiters are even more awful than usual. Too many inexperienced recruiters looking for candidates for roles they do not understand. Too many spam requests. Too many fake listings. Not worth the heartache.
May 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Done with job search for now. This market is too volatile and recruiters are even more awful than usual. Too many inexperienced recruiters looking for candidates for roles they do not understand. Too many spam requests. Too many fake listings. Not worth the heartache.
My husband, visibly confused just now, “Garfield… assassination?”
We just had a (too) long conversation to affirm that Jim Davis, creator of Garfield the Cat, is alive and not assassinated.
We just had a (too) long conversation to affirm that Jim Davis, creator of Garfield the Cat, is alive and not assassinated.
Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
May 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My husband, visibly confused just now, “Garfield… assassination?”
We just had a (too) long conversation to affirm that Jim Davis, creator of Garfield the Cat, is alive and not assassinated.
We just had a (too) long conversation to affirm that Jim Davis, creator of Garfield the Cat, is alive and not assassinated.
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i dont believe any of you care about the pope this much
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i dont believe any of you care about the pope this much
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
Whatever my sense of humor is, Michael Longfellow is definitely it.
May 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Whatever my sense of humor is, Michael Longfellow is definitely it.
Instead of telegraphing how you, the company, feels about something, maybe explain about how the customers should feel about it or why it’s exciting.
Look at this press release by Apple for the first iPhone.
Not a thrilled to be seen.
Look at this press release by Apple for the first iPhone.
Not a thrilled to be seen.
May 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Instead of telegraphing how you, the company, feels about something, maybe explain about how the customers should feel about it or why it’s exciting.
Look at this press release by Apple for the first iPhone.
Not a thrilled to be seen.
Look at this press release by Apple for the first iPhone.
Not a thrilled to be seen.
Stop. Using. Thrilled. In your corporate announcements.
No new product announcement has been *thrilling* since the iPhone and even then they did not use that word in the press release.
There is no corporate announcement that fits the definition of thrilling. It is my BIGGEST copy pet peeve.
No new product announcement has been *thrilling* since the iPhone and even then they did not use that word in the press release.
There is no corporate announcement that fits the definition of thrilling. It is my BIGGEST copy pet peeve.
May 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Stop. Using. Thrilled. In your corporate announcements.
No new product announcement has been *thrilling* since the iPhone and even then they did not use that word in the press release.
There is no corporate announcement that fits the definition of thrilling. It is my BIGGEST copy pet peeve.
No new product announcement has been *thrilling* since the iPhone and even then they did not use that word in the press release.
There is no corporate announcement that fits the definition of thrilling. It is my BIGGEST copy pet peeve.
A reminder that the #MetGala is a fundraiser for the Met’s Costume Institute which preserves historical costumes. This year’s theme is Superfine: Tailoring Black Style. It’s an event supporting arts and culture. When did we start hating the arts so much?
May 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
A reminder that the #MetGala is a fundraiser for the Met’s Costume Institute which preserves historical costumes. This year’s theme is Superfine: Tailoring Black Style. It’s an event supporting arts and culture. When did we start hating the arts so much?
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Heard on TikTok “Sesame Street and the rest of the world didn’t get woke, you just grew up into a terrible person” like GYAAAAAAAAATDAMNNNN 😂😂😂
May 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Judy Gemstone experiencing character growth while having a heart to heart with a helper monkey is exactly what Righteous Gemstones is about. Jesse walking away from a duel, Kelvin finding happiness out of the closet in a treehouse, Eli finally healing from Amy Leigh’s death - It was a great finale.
a man in a suit says " praise be to he " in a scene from the righteous gemstones
ALT: a man in a suit says " praise be to he " in a scene from the righteous gemstones
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May 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Judy Gemstone experiencing character growth while having a heart to heart with a helper monkey is exactly what Righteous Gemstones is about. Jesse walking away from a duel, Kelvin finding happiness out of the closet in a treehouse, Eli finally healing from Amy Leigh’s death - It was a great finale.
Unpopular opinion: kind of want to see this Alcatraz thing play out. 🍿
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Unpopular opinion: kind of want to see this Alcatraz thing play out. 🍿
I could be wrong but is that the first time we see Kelvin, Judy and Jessie actually pray on #RighteousGemstones? Anyway, I thought it was the perfect finale for a bonkers show, and a good bookend to the season opener.
May 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I could be wrong but is that the first time we see Kelvin, Judy and Jessie actually pray on #RighteousGemstones? Anyway, I thought it was the perfect finale for a bonkers show, and a good bookend to the season opener.
It will never fail to amaze me how delulu these people are. George Lucas is not a conservative, you idiots.
May 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It will never fail to amaze me how delulu these people are. George Lucas is not a conservative, you idiots.
I’m in good standing with my loans and I STILL got notified today that this is happening.
Starting May 5, the Department of Education announced, the Office of Federal Student Aid will initiate the collections process for debtors who’ve defaulted on their student loans.
What to Know About the Trump Admin’s New Student Loan Collection Policy
If you haven’t been paying your federal student loans, read this.
www.teenvogue.com
May 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m in good standing with my loans and I STILL got notified today that this is happening.
Please please check your credit reports - either Credit Karma or Credit Sesame or your credit card’s default monitoring tool. Don’t be blindsided by this collection report.
May 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Please please check your credit reports - either Credit Karma or Credit Sesame or your credit card’s default monitoring tool. Don’t be blindsided by this collection report.
Prediction: Don’s approval rating is about to nosedive even more. Student loans start collections tomorrow. I’m dealing with a nightmare right now and I found out it’s because of that and an old loan.
Wasn’t just us blue folks that borrowed money, GOP.
Wasn’t just us blue folks that borrowed money, GOP.
May 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Prediction: Don’s approval rating is about to nosedive even more. Student loans start collections tomorrow. I’m dealing with a nightmare right now and I found out it’s because of that and an old loan.
Wasn’t just us blue folks that borrowed money, GOP.
Wasn’t just us blue folks that borrowed money, GOP.
