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ICE, DC Police, Park Police, DHS, and HSI brutally arrested a man who refused to provide identification after being stopped for eating in public. Goons attempted to stop community members from recording his injuries during the incident.
August 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ICE, DC Police, Park Police, DHS, and HSI brutally arrested a man who refused to provide identification after being stopped for eating in public. Goons attempted to stop community members from recording his injuries during the incident.
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Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
April 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
The male desire to have keys jingle around on your belt when you walk.
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The male desire to have keys jingle around on your belt when you walk.
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I wish The Martian had become an entire genre
March 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I wish The Martian had become an entire genre
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House Democrats sing “We Shall Overcome” following Rep. Al Green’s censure:
March 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
House Democrats sing “We Shall Overcome” following Rep. Al Green’s censure:
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I cannot emphasize enough how stupid it is to publicly threaten DOGE employees with violence.
You might think it's fun to blow off steam, but trust me: the FBI raiding your home at 5am is not fun. A federal criminal case will bankrupt you and ruin your life and career.
You might think it's fun to blow off steam, but trust me: the FBI raiding your home at 5am is not fun. A federal criminal case will bankrupt you and ruin your life and career.
February 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I cannot emphasize enough how stupid it is to publicly threaten DOGE employees with violence.
You might think it's fun to blow off steam, but trust me: the FBI raiding your home at 5am is not fun. A federal criminal case will bankrupt you and ruin your life and career.
You might think it's fun to blow off steam, but trust me: the FBI raiding your home at 5am is not fun. A federal criminal case will bankrupt you and ruin your life and career.
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Contrary to some info I've seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer "BigBalls" Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it's just renamed and is private.
Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
/ more for Canadians
Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
/ more for Canadians
February 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Contrary to some info I've seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer "BigBalls" Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it's just renamed and is private.
Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
/ more for Canadians
Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
/ more for Canadians
Had a customer tell me I still had a piece of breakfast on my shirt. Thanks lady, but the joke's on you
That was a booger.
That was a booger.
December 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Had a customer tell me I still had a piece of breakfast on my shirt. Thanks lady, but the joke's on you
That was a booger.
That was a booger.
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The media when a school shooter has a manifesto: "Please take a look into the disturbed mind of this dark individual. Also turn on advertising cookies."
The media after the CEO got Luigi'd: "🥺 guys, this is a tragedy; out of journalistic integrity we won't explain why this happened. 🥺"
The media after the CEO got Luigi'd: "🥺 guys, this is a tragedy; out of journalistic integrity we won't explain why this happened. 🥺"
December 9, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The media when a school shooter has a manifesto: "Please take a look into the disturbed mind of this dark individual. Also turn on advertising cookies."
The media after the CEO got Luigi'd: "🥺 guys, this is a tragedy; out of journalistic integrity we won't explain why this happened. 🥺"
The media after the CEO got Luigi'd: "🥺 guys, this is a tragedy; out of journalistic integrity we won't explain why this happened. 🥺"
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Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?
December 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?
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Dr Oz, Trump's new CMS boss, during height of covid: "Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 3% in terms of total mortality. Any life lost is a life lost, but that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider"
November 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Dr Oz, Trump's new CMS boss, during height of covid: "Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 3% in terms of total mortality. Any life lost is a life lost, but that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider"
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Starting a Dune themed Elton John cover band:
Bene and the Gesserits.
Bene and the Gesserits.
November 11, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Starting a Dune themed Elton John cover band:
Bene and the Gesserits.
Bene and the Gesserits.
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