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Cardassian Sauna
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Brings the heat.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Does...does he think people actually think like this?

My coworker: of course she did that. She's a Taurus.

Me:
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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When I see 5 people dress in togas stabbing a guy in the park in full view of 100 people I shoot the bastard
April 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Let it never be forgotten.
March 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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SpongeBob and Patrick sold their Tesla stocks because they are good people who hate Nazis. Squidward, who is still holding, watches like a bitch.
March 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Thank you for giving the frog the ass.
Frog ass.
February 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Icing on this shit cake.
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Did I get a highly contagious infection from my relatives over the holidays? No, it must be the fog that got me sick.
January 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I can't tell if this is a dig at Elon or it's just his face.
November 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 11:00 PM