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Brings the heat.
No court reporter!?!? WTF
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The president LITERALLY boasts about all the extra money from tarriffs going to the government. It's a tax.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How far until it mentions the Holocaust?
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We have it cornered! Kill it now!!
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The show with characters doing black face aged better than Parks and Rec? Yeah, I don't think so
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Backwards chair. Perfection.
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"legal" synthetic drugs for every American.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The best part is, even if all the Sliwa voters voted for Cuomo, he still would have lost
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
3rd in line for President
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Unexpectedly horny response
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I love it. The whole right wing media ecosystem tried to cleanse his image but Trump comes out and is like "he was kinda an asshole tho...."
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"THE ONCOLOGIST HAD NO CLUE WTF I WAS TALKING ABOUT"

I'm sure they didn't.
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Social media isn't good at doing that anymore. Id rather engage with friends/family directly than through ad filled garbage like FB
October 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Why is there a period? Lol
August 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cause someone put up a stained glass of dockworkers in the church.
August 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
If you didn't go outside wearing a hat people would lose their goddamn minds.
August 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Jesus. Put that wallpaper over his face. Not even the bronzer can cover up the fact he looks near 80.
August 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yeah that's BS, he doesn't wear a seatbelt cause he's a moron.

His tacti-cool lizard brain told him he needs to be able to roll out his car at any moment.
August 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I mostly jumped ship after Microsoft's role in Gaza genocide. Linux is not that hard. You can copypaste command lines from reddit when you run into problems. Gaming is getting easier. The music players SUCK.
August 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Does...does he think people actually think like this?

My coworker: of course she did that. She's a Taurus.

Me:
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I still have yet to see an explanation on how the super intelligence AI god will be able to reach into the past and revive the dead that makes any goddamn fucking sense.
August 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Buy some Mrs. T's bitch
August 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM