CaptRATZ🔐
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🔞NSFW ● 🏳️🌈♍️ ● 🎹🎙● Jazz Nerd ● Former Chef 🔪 ● Lover of most things Magic: the Gathering, TTRPG, and Video Gaming ● Likely horny on main ● Pan ● Poly ● Proud ● he/him/she/her
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One day if you work hard enough, you'll get to hold the whip.
That's what landlording is.
Fuck ever being part of that system.
That's what landlording is.
Fuck ever being part of that system.
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
One day if you work hard enough, you'll get to hold the whip.
That's what landlording is.
Fuck ever being part of that system.
That's what landlording is.
Fuck ever being part of that system.
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also this one was a top 5 post ever
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
also this one was a top 5 post ever
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its yum dot com..........🫃
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
its yum dot com..........🫃
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In the same breath some of y'all complain about the deluge of product and spoilers for UB sets that won't come out for literal months, and then use your platform to post every single new card spoiled today from those sets.
Be excited. Sure.
But I also think we should be the change we want to see.
Be excited. Sure.
But I also think we should be the change we want to see.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In the same breath some of y'all complain about the deluge of product and spoilers for UB sets that won't come out for literal months, and then use your platform to post every single new card spoiled today from those sets.
Be excited. Sure.
But I also think we should be the change we want to see.
Be excited. Sure.
But I also think we should be the change we want to see.
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The problem with 21st century politics and government is the extreme lack of consequences for lying, sedition, and corruption.
It's, so often, clearly documented and evidenced, but nothing happens.
Even in NZ, our MPs are treated me harshly for accusing another of lying than for actually lying.
It's, so often, clearly documented and evidenced, but nothing happens.
Even in NZ, our MPs are treated me harshly for accusing another of lying than for actually lying.
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The problem with 21st century politics and government is the extreme lack of consequences for lying, sedition, and corruption.
It's, so often, clearly documented and evidenced, but nothing happens.
Even in NZ, our MPs are treated me harshly for accusing another of lying than for actually lying.
It's, so often, clearly documented and evidenced, but nothing happens.
Even in NZ, our MPs are treated me harshly for accusing another of lying than for actually lying.
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We should keep "Humans dying due to State based actions" to games of Magic: The Gathering amiright gamers??
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We should keep "Humans dying due to State based actions" to games of Magic: The Gathering amiright gamers??
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My favorite thing about Secular American Christmas time is the fact that big band and jazz music start showing up all over the place, and I fucking *love* big band music
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My favorite thing about Secular American Christmas time is the fact that big band and jazz music start showing up all over the place, and I fucking *love* big band music
Work sucked absolute shit. Take me to dinner and fuck me until I forget about it pls
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Work sucked absolute shit. Take me to dinner and fuck me until I forget about it pls
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If you think the best hope for presidential candidates is Gavin Newsom, you are literally proving why the Overton window has been consistently shifting for decades
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If you think the best hope for presidential candidates is Gavin Newsom, you are literally proving why the Overton window has been consistently shifting for decades
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COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
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Correct me if im wrong but is helluva boss rick and morty for nonbinary people
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Correct me if im wrong but is helluva boss rick and morty for nonbinary people
Most of my listening is on vinyls and youtube. However, despite using Rom, the Vacuous Spider as boss battle music for a 3-session boss fight I GMed, Florence still reigns supreme 😎 ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Most of my listening is on vinyls and youtube. However, despite using Rom, the Vacuous Spider as boss battle music for a 3-session boss fight I GMed, Florence still reigns supreme 😎 ❤️
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Spotify serves ICE ads, Apple removed ICE Tracker apps from the app store, YouTube is a series of algorithmic rabbit holes designed to turn young men into fascists, Tidal is owned by Jack Dorsey now... pick your poison
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Spotify serves ICE ads, Apple removed ICE Tracker apps from the app store, YouTube is a series of algorithmic rabbit holes designed to turn young men into fascists, Tidal is owned by Jack Dorsey now... pick your poison
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Listen. If we plan something in advance, I expect to be TOPPED; doing side stuff is nice foreplay but if I’m cleaning out and we end up JUST side play, I do get disappointed. Granted. If you cruise me IRL, side is all you’re gonna get. I’m not walking around always douched; not good for your gut.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Listen. If we plan something in advance, I expect to be TOPPED; doing side stuff is nice foreplay but if I’m cleaning out and we end up JUST side play, I do get disappointed. Granted. If you cruise me IRL, side is all you’re gonna get. I’m not walking around always douched; not good for your gut.
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I love that there's a circle within the Magic community of Jace guys.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I love that there's a circle within the Magic community of Jace guys.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
Want to talk about Jace? The Jace guys love that.
Theories about Jace? Gotta tell the Jace guys.
New Jace art? Jace guys. They gotta see it.
No other character gets that in Magic.
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(dis)respectfully what’s the point of going to work this week at all, like no one’s gonna be productive just give us the whole week off why not
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
(dis)respectfully what’s the point of going to work this week at all, like no one’s gonna be productive just give us the whole week off why not
Hrmm, got a couple more ways to Bingo to work on...
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hrmm, got a couple more ways to Bingo to work on...
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I would have you remember that there are trans people alive who need your action now, not your reflective words later.
Remembering us is not enough.
Remembering us is not enough.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I would have you remember that there are trans people alive who need your action now, not your reflective words later.
Remembering us is not enough.
Remembering us is not enough.
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Okay, so, we’re all going to have to agree that it’s wrong to have sex with children. Like, if you don’t agree with me inside your own head, you should keep that inside until you tell a therapist. Also, people who defend pedophiles can not be trusted with your children. At all. AT ALL. EVERRRRRRRRR.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Okay, so, we’re all going to have to agree that it’s wrong to have sex with children. Like, if you don’t agree with me inside your own head, you should keep that inside until you tell a therapist. Also, people who defend pedophiles can not be trusted with your children. At all. AT ALL. EVERRRRRRRRR.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that
“.. Epstein wrote in a 2019 email to Michael Wolff … ‘[O]f course he knew about the girls as he asked ghislaine to stop.’”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that