breakfast burrito enthusiast
@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
kev 29 PNW
yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it
no alts, we post like SLUTS
yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it
no alts, we post like SLUTS
I need Jacob Tierney to know that my future happiness depends ENTIRELY on who he casts as Harris in season 2
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I need Jacob Tierney to know that my future happiness depends ENTIRELY on who he casts as Harris in season 2
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Beep beep
Who got the keys to the jeep?
Vroooommmm
Who got the keys to the jeep?
Vroooommmm
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Beep beep
Who got the keys to the jeep?
Vroooommmm
Who got the keys to the jeep?
Vroooommmm
allegedly
February 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
allegedly
incidentally wore my red briefs today without realizing it’s lunar new year
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
incidentally wore my red briefs today without realizing it’s lunar new year
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in the mood to be seen for who I am and accepted with my flaws
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
in the mood to be seen for who I am and accepted with my flaws
anyways back to my whoreish antics
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
anyways back to my whoreish antics
im alive! (survived a day without cell service)
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
im alive! (survived a day without cell service)
the gay flight attendant introduced himself as Matthew and I said oh I’m sure
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
the gay flight attendant introduced himself as Matthew and I said oh I’m sure
also happy Valentine’s Day but only to the other singles!!
to all the partnered people..you’re on thin ice
to all the partnered people..you’re on thin ice
February 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
also happy Valentine’s Day but only to the other singles!!
to all the partnered people..you’re on thin ice
to all the partnered people..you’re on thin ice
the Denver airport bathroom is calling to me like the green goblin mask to take selfies
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the Denver airport bathroom is calling to me like the green goblin mask to take selfies
this woman at my boarding gate just wrapped a pancake from her McDonald’s breakfast around a hash brown and ate it as a taco
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
this woman at my boarding gate just wrapped a pancake from her McDonald’s breakfast around a hash brown and ate it as a taco
‼️ Slimey has arrived in Milan ‼️
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
‼️ Slimey has arrived in Milan ‼️
someone lost their avocado at the airport :(
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
someone lost their avocado at the airport :(
I hope the cashier who complimented my skin has a FANTASTIC day 🙂↕️🙂↕️
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I hope the cashier who complimented my skin has a FANTASTIC day 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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me: I hate drama can’t we all just get along?
[BREAKING NEWS] CURLING DRAMA
me: 👁️👄👁️
[BREAKING NEWS] CURLING DRAMA
me: 👁️👄👁️
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
me: I hate drama can’t we all just get along?
[BREAKING NEWS] CURLING DRAMA
me: 👁️👄👁️
[BREAKING NEWS] CURLING DRAMA
me: 👁️👄👁️
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
oh I have a MIGHTY need
Bringing some very limited run prints with me to IBC. Every 8x10” print pictured will only have 5 copies, signed on front, numbered on back. I may do additional runs with different colors/shapes, but these may be it.
Note, the two on the far left (blue and yellow circles) will have 10 copies each.
Note, the two on the far left (blue and yellow circles) will have 10 copies each.
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
oh I have a MIGHTY need
what do you mean this guy is doing a conclave themed routine
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
what do you mean this guy is doing a conclave themed routine
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I lied, we're not having sex, we're actually just gonna be assembling these Lego sets
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I lied, we're not having sex, we're actually just gonna be assembling these Lego sets
[while rotting on the couch] yknow if i was a figure skater i would do a routine with kh music why has no one done this yet
imagine making it to the Olympics and the commentators describe you as “a middle of the road guy both in terms of artistry and technicality”
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
[while rotting on the couch] yknow if i was a figure skater i would do a routine with kh music why has no one done this yet
imagine making it to the Olympics and the commentators describe you as “a middle of the road guy both in terms of artistry and technicality”
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
imagine making it to the Olympics and the commentators describe you as “a middle of the road guy both in terms of artistry and technicality”
not to be dramatic but idk how many more failed talking stages I have in me
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
not to be dramatic but idk how many more failed talking stages I have in me
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Wait. How many of you are short kings/monarchs? I’ve seen multiple people says that are 5’5” or shorter today… I need to pick you up and put you on my lap. Repeatedly.
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Wait. How many of you are short kings/monarchs? I’ve seen multiple people says that are 5’5” or shorter today… I need to pick you up and put you on my lap. Repeatedly.
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization