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breakfast burrito enthusiast
@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
kev 29 PNW

yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it

no alts, we post like SLUTS
me: I hate drama can’t we all just get along?

[BREAKING NEWS] CURLING DRAMA

me: 👁️👄👁️
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
oh I have a MIGHTY need
Bringing some very limited run prints with me to IBC. Every 8x10” print pictured will only have 5 copies, signed on front, numbered on back. I may do additional runs with different colors/shapes, but these may be it.

Note, the two on the far left (blue and yellow circles) will have 10 copies each.
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
what do you mean this guy is doing a conclave themed routine
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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I lied, we're not having sex, we're actually just gonna be assembling these Lego sets
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
[while rotting on the couch] yknow if i was a figure skater i would do a routine with kh music why has no one done this yet
imagine making it to the Olympics and the commentators describe you as “a middle of the road guy both in terms of artistry and technicality”
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
imagine making it to the Olympics and the commentators describe you as “a middle of the road guy both in terms of artistry and technicality”
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
not to be dramatic but idk how many more failed talking stages I have in me
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Wait. How many of you are short kings/monarchs? I’ve seen multiple people says that are 5’5” or shorter today… I need to pick you up and put you on my lap. Repeatedly.
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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"I asked AI to-" the only you should be asking AI is to kill itself
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Ryan Murphy:
“why he kinda?” And it’s a serial killer who hacks you to pieces
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
oh this is incredible
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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islands in the stream… no like that is what we are fr fr…..
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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why yes, I do consider myself an appreciator of the arts
February 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
the two really hot ones on the US men’s team are both from Washington iktr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
so is it a rule that all the Olympic curlers have to be hot or—
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Set 23 years after Castlevania Dracula's Curse, Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse follows a young Belmont through an all new 2D action-exploration journey.
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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real friends send each other nudes during the workday
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
oh thank god I can play on switch
Castlevania: Belmont‘s Curse Coming to All Modern Platforms. https://ow.ly/tWms50YeF6q
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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it happened
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
at least we have new Castlevania 🙂‍↕️
wait that was it?

yeah that went as expected huh
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Here's how Kingdom Hearts 4 can still get announced
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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state of dookie as always
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
what if we just killed ourselves
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
wait that was it?

yeah that went as expected huh
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM