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breakfast burrito enthusiast
@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
kev 29 PNW

yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it

no alts, we post like SLUTS
people will finally realize her power 🙂‍↕️
February 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
[watching the USA v Canada hockey game] wow it’s just like heated rivalry
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
omg Ina garten??
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
on the plus side I won’t be alone on Valentine’s Day!

the down side is that it’s just now occurring to me that I will in fact be 7th wheeling my friends who are together :)
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
LOVE to see it
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Bad Bunny’s #SuperBowl performance is the most-viewed halftime show of 2026 on YouTube, with over 30 million views.

It surpasses the “All-American” halftime show by more than 10 million views and counting.
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it’s a gorgeous mug!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
sorry I WORKED today and didn’t stay glued to my phone 😤
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
are you reading the book or are you finally watching the series 🔫
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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what are you dumb assholes trying to sell now
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
fine I’ll say it

Sam Darnold sit on my face
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
this is all because Robbie GK rooted for us 🙂‍↕️
The Seattle Seahawks have won #SuperBowlLX, defeating the New England Patriots (29-13).
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
the fireworks are GOING my neighbors are CHEERING let’s GO
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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okay now take your shirts off and kiss a little
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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there’s something wonderfully poetic about the patriots losing!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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The Seattle Seahawks after seeing they were going up against the Patriots tonight:
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
you’re so good at it 🤭
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
the fireworks have started here let’s finish strong 🙂‍↕️
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I’m fist pumping over football what is WRONG with me
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
ENOUGH
I wish every company pushing AI products a very perish
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM