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icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
breakfast burrito enthusiast
@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
kev 29 PNW

yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it

no alts, we post like SLUTS
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Y’all I have GOT to get just a lil bit hotter, I fear. Like dump truck ass type vibes. Watch this space.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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penising it up, cockily
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I dunno guys I’m bored and lonely and want to break these earthly bonds
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Just the tip from Tom Hardy would help me sleep too
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
he doesn’t want to cuddle :(
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I ate a bag of takis for brunch who wants me 😍
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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“I don’t kiss and tell” okay can you film it then or
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
wearing a jockstrap to Trader Joe’s as is my right
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
wood morning happy Sunday 🤗
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I miss chicago :((
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
so many options for underwear night 😇
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
maybe I should just pop some Tylenol and hope for the best
Getting ready to go out for underwear night
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was so ready to Go Out tonight but I have a headache and I’m not being brave about it 😔
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I had to spend money my day is ruined
already went to the gym and nutted (unrelated) and it’s not even 8:30 today’s off to a good start! 🙂‍↕️
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
already went to the gym and nutted (unrelated) and it’s not even 8:30 today’s off to a good start! 🙂‍↕️
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
cloak and dagger, my beloved
The Art of Marvel Rivals $44 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/uBkC50Xs4IB
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
which is to say, if some mysterious wealthy benefactor wants to slide into my DMs…
for the first time in a long time I have more money in my savings account than my checking account 😭

(I don’t have a lot in my checking account)
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
for the first time in a long time I have more money in my savings account than my checking account 😭

(I don’t have a lot in my checking account)
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Gay powers restored IF you even care
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
this but instead of a cum vid or frotting with the bro and cumming at the same time, it’s italian beefs
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
that’s oomf!!
@bearybrian.bsky.social
Thank you for the following!!! what!! a!! sexy!! bubba!!! rub run this awesome belly and awesome butt😉
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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@bearybrian.bsky.social
Thank you for the following!!! what!! a!! sexy!! bubba!!! rub run this awesome belly and awesome butt😉
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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🍰
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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My third Rawhide poster. Thanks to @musclepupzagreus.bsky.social for posing for me! 💦
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
impulse bought a mug for $60 including shipping because I love the artist oops
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM