breakfast burrito enthusiast
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kev 29 PNW
yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it
no alts, we post like SLUTS
yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it
no alts, we post like SLUTS
that was fighting for gay rights
people died
people died
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM
that was fighting for gay rights
people died
people died
[watching the USA v Canada hockey game] wow it’s just like heated rivalry
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
[watching the USA v Canada hockey game] wow it’s just like heated rivalry
omg Ina garten??
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
omg Ina garten??
on the plus side I won’t be alone on Valentine’s Day!
the down side is that it’s just now occurring to me that I will in fact be 7th wheeling my friends who are together :)
the down side is that it’s just now occurring to me that I will in fact be 7th wheeling my friends who are together :)
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
on the plus side I won’t be alone on Valentine’s Day!
the down side is that it’s just now occurring to me that I will in fact be 7th wheeling my friends who are together :)
the down side is that it’s just now occurring to me that I will in fact be 7th wheeling my friends who are together :)
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Bad Bunny’s #SuperBowl performance is the most-viewed halftime show of 2026 on YouTube, with over 30 million views.
It surpasses the “All-American” halftime show by more than 10 million views and counting.
It surpasses the “All-American” halftime show by more than 10 million views and counting.
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Bad Bunny’s #SuperBowl performance is the most-viewed halftime show of 2026 on YouTube, with over 30 million views.
It surpasses the “All-American” halftime show by more than 10 million views and counting.
It surpasses the “All-American” halftime show by more than 10 million views and counting.
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
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what are you dumb assholes trying to sell now
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
what are you dumb assholes trying to sell now
fine I’ll say it
Sam Darnold sit on my face
Sam Darnold sit on my face
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
fine I’ll say it
Sam Darnold sit on my face
Sam Darnold sit on my face
this is all because Robbie GK rooted for us 🙂↕️
The Seattle Seahawks have won #SuperBowlLX, defeating the New England Patriots (29-13).
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
this is all because Robbie GK rooted for us 🙂↕️
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
the fireworks are GOING my neighbors are CHEERING let’s GO
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the fireworks are GOING my neighbors are CHEERING let’s GO
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okay now take your shirts off and kiss a little
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
okay now take your shirts off and kiss a little
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there’s something wonderfully poetic about the patriots losing!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
there’s something wonderfully poetic about the patriots losing!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The Seattle Seahawks after seeing they were going up against the Patriots tonight:
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The Seattle Seahawks after seeing they were going up against the Patriots tonight:
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
the fireworks have started here let’s finish strong 🙂↕️
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
the fireworks have started here let’s finish strong 🙂↕️
I’m fist pumping over football what is WRONG with me
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I’m fist pumping over football what is WRONG with me
ENOUGH
I wish every company pushing AI products a very perish
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
ENOUGH
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Pokémon is short for pocket monsters which are just Little Monsters if you think about it
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Pokémon is short for pocket monsters which are just Little Monsters if you think about it
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honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
uh oh
amazing half time show AND we’re winning?? is it too early to start celebrating
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
uh oh
amazing half time show AND we’re winning?? is it too early to start celebrating
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
amazing half time show AND we’re winning?? is it too early to start celebrating
I ain’t reading all that when will you *** I hope you choke you fuckass cunt
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I ain’t reading all that when will you *** I hope you choke you fuckass cunt