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the monster under your bed
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he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo | furries, gay shit, ttrpgs, ocs & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/monkiart.bsky.social | comms closed

writing: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Erbs

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warum auti kaputti wenn ich will heimi heimi 🥲
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
i made it
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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smoke break.
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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more MISHA!!!
i love this man *mwd

Jester is her hero name!
January 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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we are radiostatic
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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"Datenschutz wird bei uns groß geschrieben."

Datenschutz wird immer groß geschrieben?!? Das ist ein Nomen!?!
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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bitte auf dem staubsaugerroboter nicht breakdancen
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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warmth
© 2023
February 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
heute Going Apeshit teil 1 von 2
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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타협당하신분
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
die singende säge ist das coolste instrument und ich brauche einen oc der das spielen kann
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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My first book, Darwin and the Queer Origins of Life, will be published by Yale University Press on 11 August (UK) and 8 September (US). Please help spread the word! 🙏

UK: yalebooks.co.uk/book/9780300... @yalebooks.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈📚🐵

US: yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300... @yalepress.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ 🗃️🦋
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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con war so "da ging die ganze prep rein" was ich als dreiste lüge empfinde /j #StarryNightDnD
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i love the new mercenaries, *looks at smudged writing on hand* Liesel, Minus, Ina und Dog
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i love the new mercenaries, *looks at smudged writing on hand* Liesel, Minus, Ina und Dog
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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lyra "ich werde nicht ausatmen, weil dann entspann ich mich" barklay, you are so stupid #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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nicht leslie der misery als seinen freund bezeichnen o<-< #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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LESLIE: Ich hatte in letzter Zeit wirklich genug von Flüchen.
INK: Bist du verflucht?
MINAS: Ink... [Wir fragen Leute nicht danach, ob sie verflucht sind.]

#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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man ich adore leslie so bad... i missed him... #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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"ink ist nicht nur ein pilz, sondern manchmal auch eine zwiebel." - nova, 2026

#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Ship ship ship ship ship!!!! #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
MINAS: Lachen ist ansteckend
INK: Wie eine Krankheit
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
ship ship ship ship ship ship!!
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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krowe
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
ich glaub zum geburtstag schenk ich mir actually eine nebula subscription
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM