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captnconfusion.bsky.social
the monster under your bed
@captnconfusion.bsky.social
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he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo | furries, gay shit, ttrpgs, ocs & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/monkiart.bsky.social | comms closed

writing: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Erbs

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the monster under your bed @captnconfusion.bsky.social · Sep 30
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yakyuu-yarou.bsky.social
» caught in a place that is in between
who i once was and what i wanna be
trying to find what i need that will set me free «

got to commission @noxachi.bsky.social for some merleaf, and they did such an incredible job auGH
i'm gonna go look at this for five hours now, thank you so so much 🫶
artwork by nox: merle is standing behind leaf, holding both her hands in one of his and covering one of her eyes. the other has a wild red glow.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
"das ist für ne kink party und niemand ist aufgetaucht" normalster shard temple #StrangerTiesDnD
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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galacteddy.bsky.social
got the notes down for the bonus chapter of my fic but I am too busy to write so im drawing them instead... husbands...

#alnst #alienstage #ivantill #tillivan
sketch of till and ivan from alien stage aged up and napping together on a couch chibi of till and ivan from alien stage cudding with till jumping into ivans lap to nuzzle him. text says "just came back from a mission + missed Ivan + needs recharging" with an arrow pointing at till
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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arocalyptic.bsky.social
resting
doodle of vampire marlowe asleep and resting his head on sebastian's leg.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ein königreich für diese eine bloodhunter ability
#StrangerTiesDnD
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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noah.ixnoah.live
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
Thank you Brazil !!! 💚💛💙
Used the colors of the flag + orange
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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silw.bsky.social
SHEEEEEE
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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noxachi.bsky.social
SHEEEEEEEEEEEE *COMBUSTS*
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
wha tthe fuck
screenshot of my "there's no gays in ireland" animatic. for some incomprehensible reason, it has 3k views.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ich bin letztendlich an dem punkt angelangt wo ich dringend neue schuhe brauche und ich bin sehr unglücklich darüber
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social
So the full title is COLOR TASTE TEXTURE: Recipes for Picky Eaters, Those with Food Aversion, and Anyone Who’s Ever Cringed at Food. I know that “picky eaters” is a loaded term, the sole purpose of it in the title is so it can be found by the most people. It’s used sparingly within the book itself.
mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · Aug 1
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques.....
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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galacteddy.bsky.social
Of coursee 💞💞💞 had fun working on it i love drawing butches heheheh
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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galacteddy.bsky.social
Finished comm for @captnconfusion.bsky.social on vgen :3

Tysm honestly had a lot of fun drawing a beautiful butch again hehe

#vgencomm #vgen
commission work, sketch of a butch woman leaning on a walking stick
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
LOOK AT SHEEEEEEE
#DoubleTroublePnP
galacteddy.bsky.social Teddy ✨ now on VGen @galacteddy.bsky.social · 1d
Finished comm for @captnconfusion.bsky.social on vgen :3

Tysm honestly had a lot of fun drawing a beautiful butch again hehe

#vgencomm #vgen
commission work, sketch of a butch woman leaning on a walking stick
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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ela-bambust.bsky.social
i'm gonna lose my mind
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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minascrane.bsky.social
Das passiert, wenn man in unserem Haushalt auf der Couch Filme guckt.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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calwen.bsky.social
When #cosplay meets #photography and becomes #art 💛

#kcd #kingdomcomedeliverance #kcd2
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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eyeofthenewt.bsky.social
"Holy Sacrament"
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[OCs: Nikky (me) & Sister Catherine (@mossborn.bsky.social) #NewtsOCs VtM, 1835 England]
A square digital illustration that consists of a drawing of two figures ont he left and a bold strip of text on the right. It depicts the taking of sacrament, a soft-faced nun in off-white habit is feeding a piece of bread to a more rugged figure, that is kneeling in front of her. They have a straw-coloured hair, dressed in practical but tidy clothing, perhaps their sunday attire, with a couple knives strapped to their hip and boot. They are holding their hands in a prayer, eyes closed and mouth open with the tongue almost touching the nuns fingers as she feeds them the piece of bread. there is a splatter of red down their chin, as if they have previously drank of the communion wine. There is a small crucifix above them. Ont he right, there is a gothic style large decorative text in muted red/orange reading "Eat of His flesh Drink of His blood" there is more text in the border around the drawing, but much smaller, reading: "Sister Catherine Alden & Nikola Graves", "City of Magoth 1835 England", "Vampire the Masquerade", "Created by @Eyeofthenewt & @Mossborn".
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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bramblebug.bsky.social
that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
a screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons, where two characters (a red otter with a white beanie, and the player wearing a striped bathing suit and brown cowboy hat) float in blue water. a white and red chat bubble reads, in blue lettering “Pascal: Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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nataliajagielska.bsky.social
"Cretaceous Thriller"
Sinocalliopteryx: the bird-swallowing dinosaur 🪶
A striped dinosaur with fluffy tail, jumping in front of red moon and catching a long-tailed early bird
October 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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twinfools.bsky.social
Cosplaying in a body: Lets talk about it

In a hobby like cosplay, because our bodies are very much the canvas for our art, body stuff can pop up often. Dysphoria, discomfort, struggles with confidence… you aren’t alone in any of it.

#cosplay #cosplayer #positivecosplay
Cosplaying in a body: Let’s talk about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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nataliajagielska.bsky.social
By "Slavic melancholy" I mean this vibe
Family of wolly mammoths by Zdenek Burian
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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neunhofferart.bsky.social
Treetop meeting~

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Been experimenting with trying to combine my lineart style with this older more abstract painterly style I used to use more. This is also a new print that will be available in my shop soon!
Semi-painterly illustration of three brachiosaurus curiously encountering 2 little pterosaurs perched on a treetop. Parts of the piece are illuminated by a golden morning light
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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tuexplorer1.bsky.social
Motor protein lol
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM