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captnconfusion.bsky.social
the monster under your bed
@captnconfusion.bsky.social
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he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo | furries, gay shit, ttrpgs, ocs & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/monkiart.bsky.social | comms closed

writing: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Erbs

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the monster under your bed @captnconfusion.bsky.social · Sep 30
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captnconfusion.bsky.social
warum auti kaputti wenn ich will heimi heimi 🥲
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
i made it
Screenshot einer Tidal playlist namens "not safe for work", Untertitel "do NOT connect to the speakers". Die sichtbaren Einträge sind: Ich kündige - Grossstadtgeflüster Herr Dokter - The Butcher Sisters Bück dich hoch - Deichkind Der Chef ist tot - Mittel Alta Halt dein Maul - Y-Titty Career Boy - Dorian Electra
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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glacierclear.bsky.social
smoke break.
a grainy, environmental snapshot capturing the life of mod. some tucked away corner of the city, shadowed beneath an overhead walkway, nestled along a strip of barbershops and corner stores. mod sits perched on a mailbox—entirely nude, save for a pair of white sneakers. she dangles a joint between two fingers, and casts a long glance ahead. the streets are empty. devoid of the urban hustle one would expect. smoke curls wistfully from the burning tip of her joint, and a haze of it coils around her like a veil. the sun is lowering against the horizon, slowly finalizing the end of a long day.
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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princelingdante.bsky.social
more MISHA!!!
i love this man *mwd

Jester is her hero name!
oc misha in a party setting brownish red hair shoulder length brownish red eyes clown make up
January 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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abzjharding.bsky.social
a bloke that looks suspiciously like rufus sewell in a top hat saying 'bollocks'
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
we are radiostatic
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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herrinderwespen.bsky.social
"Datenschutz wird bei uns groß geschrieben."

Datenschutz wird immer groß geschrieben?!? Das ist ein Nomen!?!
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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haemophagie.bsky.social
bitte auf dem staubsaugerroboter nicht breakdancen
foto eines grünen staubsaugerroboters mit einem kleinen warnschild, auf dem eine person dramatisch auf dem roboter ausrutscht(?)
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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tserra.bsky.social
warmth
© 2023
February 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
heute Going Apeshit teil 1 von 2
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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rukan2468.bsky.social
타협당하신분
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
die singende säge ist das coolste instrument und ich brauche einen oc der das spielen kann
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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rossbrooks.co.uk
My first book, Darwin and the Queer Origins of Life, will be published by Yale University Press on 11 August (UK) and 8 September (US). Please help spread the word! 🙏

UK: yalebooks.co.uk/book/9780300... @yalebooks.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈📚🐵

US: yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300... @yalepress.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ 🗃️🦋
Jacket design for Darwin and the Queer Origins of Life: A History of Sex and Science by Ross Brooks. It features a historic, drawn image of a gynandromorph gypsy moth, with distinctive female patterning on its left side and male on its right. Against a black background, the image and text (title and author's name) are brightly rendered in a spectrum of colours resonant of the Progress Pride Flag.
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
con war so "da ging die ganze prep rein" was ich als dreiste lüge empfinde /j #StarryNightDnD
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i love the new mercenaries, *looks at smudged writing on hand* Liesel, Minus, Ina und Dog
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
i love the new mercenaries, *looks at smudged writing on hand* Liesel, Minus, Ina und Dog
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
lyra "ich werde nicht ausatmen, weil dann entspann ich mich" barklay, you are so stupid #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
nicht leslie der misery als seinen freund bezeichnen o<-< #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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minascrane.bsky.social
LESLIE: Ich hatte in letzter Zeit wirklich genug von Flüchen.
INK: Bist du verflucht?
MINAS: Ink... [Wir fragen Leute nicht danach, ob sie verflucht sind.]

#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
man ich adore leslie so bad... i missed him... #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
"ink ist nicht nur ein pilz, sondern manchmal auch eine zwiebel." - nova, 2026

#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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textualpoacher.bsky.social
Ship ship ship ship ship!!!! #StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
MINAS: Lachen ist ansteckend
INK: Wie eine Krankheit
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ship ship ship ship ship ship!!
#StarryNightDnD
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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tilkidud.bsky.social
krowe
silly bird i drew at a cafe
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ich glaub zum geburtstag schenk ich mir actually eine nebula subscription
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM