CaptainWonkoTheSane
@captainles.bsky.social
Avid sailor. Pirate by ancestry.
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.
If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.
If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
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Of this you can be certain:
If Democrat lawmakers treated Republican voters the way Republican lawmakers are treating Democrat voters there would already be gun battles in the streets.
This simple fact is *the* reason they're doing what they're doing. Because they know they can.
If Democrat lawmakers treated Republican voters the way Republican lawmakers are treating Democrat voters there would already be gun battles in the streets.
This simple fact is *the* reason they're doing what they're doing. Because they know they can.
"Pluribus", ep. 1
So... it's basically "The Omega Man".
So... it's basically "The Omega Man".
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Pluribus", ep. 1
So... it's basically "The Omega Man".
So... it's basically "The Omega Man".
I'm not advocating violence against these people.
But I'm also not not advocating violence against these people.
But I'm also not not advocating violence against these people.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm not advocating violence against these people.
But I'm also not not advocating violence against these people.
But I'm also not not advocating violence against these people.
Manti T’eo is doing an NFL pregame show and NOBODY HAS ASKED HIM WHERE’S HIS GIRLFRIEND
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Manti T’eo is doing an NFL pregame show and NOBODY HAS ASKED HIM WHERE’S HIS GIRLFRIEND
If something is $100 marked down to $13, that's an 87% discount, not "700%". All these idiots need to be left on the side of a dark road.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If something is $100 marked down to $13, that's an 87% discount, not "700%". All these idiots need to be left on the side of a dark road.
JD Vance essentially launching his campaign over the last week is nothing less than a meticulous construct. The Inner Circle knows that Trump is done. He won't make it to '28. Vance wants to run as the sitting president.
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
JD Vance essentially launching his campaign over the last week is nothing less than a meticulous construct. The Inner Circle knows that Trump is done. He won't make it to '28. Vance wants to run as the sitting president.
The internet is typically over-rotating on this, but anyone who actually reviewed the Epstein flight manifests has know this since ~2017.
LATEST: Donald Trump was listed as a passenger on eight flights on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet, according an email in the latest document release
Donald Trump listed as passenger on eight flights on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet
www.thenational.scot
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The internet is typically over-rotating on this, but anyone who actually reviewed the Epstein flight manifests has know this since ~2017.
Finally, someone calls out the Trump kids for what they are.
Stephen Miller Cites Children of Immigrants as a Problem www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Stephen Miller Cites Children of Immigrants as a Problem
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Finally, someone calls out the Trump kids for what they are.
This is the Navy's FF(X) small frigate, previously announced.
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is the Navy's FF(X) small frigate, previously announced.
It's important that everyone understand - there are no "battleships" in the current fleet. Large naval guns - the very reason for battleships - are obsolete.
Trump’s about to unveil a new “Golden Fleet” battleship program...a navy centerpiece named for himself...while ordinary Americans are reminded how Washington spends billions on symbols instead of solutions.
He destroys everything he touches or has anything to do with.
He destroys everything he touches or has anything to do with.
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's important that everyone understand - there are no "battleships" in the current fleet. Large naval guns - the very reason for battleships - are obsolete.
If you mock nothing else today, make sure you mock the Trump-enabling WaPo and NYT for dog-piling CBS because they're enabling Trump.
December 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you mock nothing else today, make sure you mock the Trump-enabling WaPo and NYT for dog-piling CBS because they're enabling Trump.
Reposted by CaptainWonkoTheSane
That's not what the Fairness Doctrine required.
December 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
That's not what the Fairness Doctrine required.
Maybe there simply shouldn’t be Starbucks.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Maybe there simply shouldn’t be Starbucks.
Eddie would go.
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Eddie would go.
Yale Law, folks. You don’t need to be smart.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yale Law, folks. You don’t need to be smart.
A few years back NJ was on the verge of a Spotted Lanternfly invasion so the state organized a media campaign instructing people to stomp on every one they saw. It worked. They’re all but gone.
Yes, this is a post about presidential politics.
Yes, this is a post about presidential politics.
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A few years back NJ was on the verge of a Spotted Lanternfly invasion so the state organized a media campaign instructing people to stomp on every one they saw. It worked. They’re all but gone.
Yes, this is a post about presidential politics.
Yes, this is a post about presidential politics.
Just give me this on repeat.
Turtle Bay, Oahu
Turtle Bay, Oahu
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just give me this on repeat.
Turtle Bay, Oahu
Turtle Bay, Oahu
where’s waldo…
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
where’s waldo…
This has been floating around for a while and it's totally fabricated. The Salvation Army does not spend any money on political activities of any sort. Their financial statements affirm that.
And there are 200 soup kitchens in NYC, not tens of thousands.
The guy who posted this got real mad tho.
And there are 200 soup kitchens in NYC, not tens of thousands.
The guy who posted this got real mad tho.
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This has been floating around for a while and it's totally fabricated. The Salvation Army does not spend any money on political activities of any sort. Their financial statements affirm that.
And there are 200 soup kitchens in NYC, not tens of thousands.
The guy who posted this got real mad tho.
And there are 200 soup kitchens in NYC, not tens of thousands.
The guy who posted this got real mad tho.
All hat, no cattle.
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All hat, no cattle.
The distance between evangelism and psychological dysfunction is ever so slight.
White nationalist Lauren Witzke claims that God had to destroy the world with Noah's Flood because fallen angels and the Nephilim "brought pharmaceuticals to the world": "It's a form of witchcraft."
December 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The distance between evangelism and psychological dysfunction is ever so slight.
Love Actually is one of my all-time favorite holiday movies.
Sadly, no more. Hugh, Emma, Colin, Keira, Bill... I'm sorry, but I can't watch your film anymore. Liam Neeson done fucked it all up.
Sadly, no more. Hugh, Emma, Colin, Keira, Bill... I'm sorry, but I can't watch your film anymore. Liam Neeson done fucked it all up.
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Love Actually is one of my all-time favorite holiday movies.
Sadly, no more. Hugh, Emma, Colin, Keira, Bill... I'm sorry, but I can't watch your film anymore. Liam Neeson done fucked it all up.
Sadly, no more. Hugh, Emma, Colin, Keira, Bill... I'm sorry, but I can't watch your film anymore. Liam Neeson done fucked it all up.
How is this not an implicit threat? In the Before Times, the FBI would be knocking on Derrick's trailer door.
Nothing says Republican and Christian values like decorating a Christmas tree with effigies of people you want to murder and then posting it on social media.
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
How is this not an implicit threat? In the Before Times, the FBI would be knocking on Derrick's trailer door.
The late night Truth Social Tantrum is gonna be lit.
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The late night Truth Social Tantrum is gonna be lit.
The state of Indiana are having themselves a year.
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The state of Indiana are having themselves a year.