I could go my entire life without hearing another deep house summer vibes 10 hrs track and be truly happy
September 9, 2023 at 11:39 AM
I could go my entire life without hearing another deep house summer vibes 10 hrs track and be truly happy
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"NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR SKA!" - actual thing I just yelled across the room at karaoke
September 9, 2023 at 5:15 AM
"NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR SKA!" - actual thing I just yelled across the room at karaoke
Well my bathroom scale began showing numbers without anything being put on it. So the vengeful spirit that lives in my home weighs 5.2 kg
September 5, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Well my bathroom scale began showing numbers without anything being put on it. So the vengeful spirit that lives in my home weighs 5.2 kg
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the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident
July 3, 2023 at 5:32 PM
the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident
All of my insides feel like they’re fucking infected
September 5, 2023 at 5:53 AM
All of my insides feel like they’re fucking infected
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it is actually very easy to leave me alone.
September 4, 2023 at 3:08 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it is actually very easy to leave me alone.
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we don’t
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
know how to drive
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we don’t
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
know how to drive
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ask
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
For consent
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ask
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
For consent
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we fuck
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
beans
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we fuck
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
beans
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
August 27, 2023 at 8:46 PM
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we don’t
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
know how to drive
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we don’t
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
know how to drive
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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I wish my trauma still made me funny. Now it just makes me cry when nothing bad is happening.
August 22, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I wish my trauma still made me funny. Now it just makes me cry when nothing bad is happening.
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sex work? I sure hope it does
August 21, 2023 at 2:55 PM
sex work? I sure hope it does
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dudes will look you dead in the eyes and say “i’m a data analyst”
August 21, 2023 at 3:18 PM
dudes will look you dead in the eyes and say “i’m a data analyst”
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for sale: brain cells, never used
July 24, 2023 at 10:21 PM
for sale: brain cells, never used
You will not be spared in the Dance Dance Revolution
August 19, 2023 at 6:07 PM
You will not be spared in the Dance Dance Revolution
*Roger Waters voice* is there anypony out there?
August 19, 2023 at 2:56 PM
*Roger Waters voice* is there anypony out there?
I may look okay but on the inside I have to pee
August 19, 2023 at 1:33 PM
I may look okay but on the inside I have to pee
It is your civic duty to throw stones at cars that run red lights.
August 19, 2023 at 1:28 PM
It is your civic duty to throw stones at cars that run red lights.
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[me if I were a dentist named dan] hello I’m your dantist lol
July 6, 2023 at 6:32 PM
[me if I were a dentist named dan] hello I’m your dantist lol
Last night I spent 4 hours or so writing a six page lore piece for one of my DnD characters, instead of working overtime. Best way to procrastinate.
August 19, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Last night I spent 4 hours or so writing a six page lore piece for one of my DnD characters, instead of working overtime. Best way to procrastinate.
I wish the little light in my brain would go out.
August 18, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I wish the little light in my brain would go out.
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EMS: you've lost a lot of blood.
ME: no, (pointing at the floor) it's right there.
ME: no, (pointing at the floor) it's right there.
August 17, 2023 at 10:35 PM
EMS: you've lost a lot of blood.
ME: no, (pointing at the floor) it's right there.
ME: no, (pointing at the floor) it's right there.
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"you can't be a 99th percentile man without dealing with some 99th percentile bullshit"
August 17, 2023 at 8:08 PM
"you can't be a 99th percentile man without dealing with some 99th percentile bullshit"
Does anyone actually intelligent have an explanation as to why my boyfriend putting his hand on my forehead and pressing my head down into a pillow makes me feel better?
August 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Does anyone actually intelligent have an explanation as to why my boyfriend putting his hand on my forehead and pressing my head down into a pillow makes me feel better?