OLD CRIED PANTS
@captainfartpants.bsky.social
Careless Discharge
Ronald Reagan, the guy that created the wage and wealth disparity? The criminal, who's crusty wife would blow any hobo wandering by? Newsome is a wolf in sheep's clothes, but we all knew that
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Ronald Reagan, the guy that created the wage and wealth disparity? The criminal, who's crusty wife would blow any hobo wandering by? Newsome is a wolf in sheep's clothes, but we all knew that
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Wow, I never knew that.
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Wow, I never knew that.
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prime directive rules about sex
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
prime directive rules about sex
Tech sector tanked on the news
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Tech sector tanked on the news
He fell off a cliff and died on impact. He got better though.
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
He fell off a cliff and died on impact. He got better though.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
It's to show off a crotch bulge, or CT
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
It's to show off a crotch bulge, or CT
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We would all be geniuses if we didn't need oxygen.
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
We would all be geniuses if we didn't need oxygen.
Post a tree you photographed.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Post a tree you photographed.
It's John Quincy Adams
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's John Quincy Adams
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
It's trying to get my left side as well!
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
It's trying to get my left side as well!
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
I found the enemy!
a person is holding a heart shaped balloon that says i love you .
ALT: a person is holding a heart shaped balloon that says i love you .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I found the enemy!
I just weld...
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I just weld...
Well, my name is Mozart
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Well, my name is Mozart
People literally have to treat him like a 4 year old
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
People literally have to treat him like a 4 year old
Global warming evaporated it.
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Global warming evaporated it.