OLD CRIED PANTS
@captainfartpants.bsky.social
Careless Discharge
I think I used to enjoy - getting foggy... they keep tranquilizing me in this place. Only a blurry old image now.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think I used to enjoy - getting foggy... they keep tranquilizing me in this place. Only a blurry old image now.
Help delivered!
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Help delivered!
There is a huge influx of fake AI sunrise and sunset photos people are paying these days... I only present real AI slop.
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There is a huge influx of fake AI sunrise and sunset photos people are paying these days... I only present real AI slop.
I think AI is going great (as I take down power grids)
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think AI is going great (as I take down power grids)
I bet you are already craving lunch. #ThanksgivingLeftovers
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I bet you are already craving lunch. #ThanksgivingLeftovers
I found the FBI agent, "Cheesy Utah," looking for their supplier.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I found the FBI agent, "Cheesy Utah," looking for their supplier.
I just filed and buffed mine in time for back scratch szn
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I just filed and buffed mine in time for back scratch szn
My immediate future today
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My immediate future today
Turkey day bread basket all finished!
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Turkey day bread basket all finished!
After the pre-bake, we're getting there - I'm gonna slow roast it overnight at 450, and it should be perfect to carve up at noon tomorrow when it pops out of the oven! First try at cooking a bird, and it's going perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
After the pre-bake, we're getting there - I'm gonna slow roast it overnight at 450, and it should be perfect to carve up at noon tomorrow when it pops out of the oven! First try at cooking a bird, and it's going perfect.
Nah, you got time
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Nah, you got time
We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
My tiny fledgling township says no watering until spring.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My tiny fledgling township says no watering until spring.
