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Captain Buzzkill
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eli, they/void/it, a painter
"we are all just walking each other home" -ram dass
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Ramadan Mubarak!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Laissez bon temps rouler!

Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Exasperatingly frequently necessary reminder that the weaponization of ableism and fatphobia and homophobia and transphobia against your political enemies still works to NORMALIZE those things, thus SYSTEMICALLY HARMING your supposed allies.
July 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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being an artist is just decades of going "ugh I wish I knew how to draw" over and over again until you die
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:
Highlights
Zoobooks
Nat Geo
Horse Illustrated
Newsweek
The Nation
The New Yorker
Harper's
Vogue
The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:
Chickadee
Discover
National Geographic
Psychology Today
Omni

And later on:
Wired

(Yes, I was raised by scientists 😆)
Magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:

Entertainment Weekly (my parents started subscribing in 1997 + it CHANGED MY LIFE)
Rolling Stone
SPIN
Premiere
In Style
Teen People
Seventeen
YM
Vanity Fair
Electronic Gaming Monthly
Redbook (which always had REALLY spicy stuff for a women's mag!)
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Post a banger that's not in English

youtu.be/yRfd7vL8wpc?...
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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a private equity firm has purchased the united states
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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The process of drawing is a split between "it's so over" and "we're so back" and practicing is for the end goal of making the latter feeling greater than 50%.
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Love to go grocery shopping and then realize the next day I don’t want to cook or eat ANYTHING I have planned and so I just make pasta yes I am neurodivergent why do you ask.
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.

It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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If Starbucks won’t respect workers at the bargaining table, they don’t deserve our clicks or orders.

Our call to action is simple:

📱 Delete the Starbucks app. #DeleteTheApp

bit.ly/deletetheapp
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Media coverage of Gaza has plummeted. So today on @thenation.com, we're doing something pretty special: we're only running pieces by people in and from Gaza.

We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...
A Day for Gaza
Today, The Nation is turning over its website exclusively to stories from Gaza and its people. This is why.
www.thenation.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Unfinished.
#LiamRamos
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.

But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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...No idea what to make of this. (9/n)
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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you can't make me post on a new social media site

"upscrolled" "downposted" "sidetabbed" you're making this up, stop it, go outside
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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BOMB CYCLONE
BOMBOGENESIS
EXPLOSIVE CYCLOGENESIS
January 29, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Whenever people try to tell me things were better in ancient or medieval times, there are many reasons I’m skeptical, but the main one is that the most wealthy and powerful person on earth could not possibly have eaten mashed potatoes made with garlic.
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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The pre-2016 idea that being anti-racist was a selfless, charitable position for white people to take was absolute bullshit and I hope we never fall into that fallacy again >
January 28, 2026 at 10:49 AM
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. — Frederick Douglass
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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"Trans people should debate me on why they're allowed to be happy."

No. Fuck off. 🥰
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I want every penny + interest as reparations to a free palestine.
I want every penny back + interest
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 AM