Alex Cosmo Carroll
@capncosmo.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Yeah. Probably how my birthday party’s gonna end this year too…
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Yeah. Probably how my birthday party’s gonna end this year too…
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
“You see, they’re loaded.”
“WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!”
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
“WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!”
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
“You see, they’re loaded.”
“WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!”
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
“WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!”
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
Or DO if you’re indifferent to her and you know she put you in the will.
Safety tip: don't let YOUR blind granny rollerskate in the basement near the acid pit
@princetonvice.bsky.social
#thelastdrivein
#mutantfam
@princetonvice.bsky.social
#thelastdrivein
#mutantfam
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Or DO if you’re indifferent to her and you know she put you in the will.
Two minutes into this search I’d be screaming from the melted wax on my hand.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Two minutes into this search I’d be screaming from the melted wax on my hand.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
And uh… you still have all the acid in there Pritchard? Never thought about draining that sucker?
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
And uh… you still have all the acid in there Pritchard? Never thought about draining that sucker?
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
Feel like there’s far too many people these days who are practiced in Gaslighting Fu…
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Feel like there’s far too many people these days who are practiced in Gaslighting Fu…
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill
Thundercats premiered on this date 41 years ago and my back hurts now.
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Thundercats premiered on this date 41 years ago and my back hurts now.
If you ever need a stark reminder on the subjective nature of film as an art form, just log on the day Oscar nominations are announced to hear people whine about why this film or person didn’t deserve the nom they got.
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
If you ever need a stark reminder on the subjective nature of film as an art form, just log on the day Oscar nominations are announced to hear people whine about why this film or person didn’t deserve the nom they got.
To everyone who made it through the entire film, I’m proud of you. We got through it.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
a man with a beard and long hair is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
To everyone who made it through the entire film, I’m proud of you. We got through it.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Dear movie. If you’re not going to have your establishing shot on screen for more than .75 seconds, maybe just don’t have it at all?
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Dear movie. If you’re not going to have your establishing shot on screen for more than .75 seconds, maybe just don’t have it at all?
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
Music by John Carpenter. Oh wait… I mean music by John, the carpenter hired to renovate the room next door who wandered in and just started pressing keys on a synth.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Music by John Carpenter. Oh wait… I mean music by John, the carpenter hired to renovate the room next door who wandered in and just started pressing keys on a synth.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods
Reposted by Alex Cosmo Carroll
Everybody knows Luigi's the only one who should be going into haunted houses alone. #TheLastDriveIn
a cartoon character with a green hat and mustache is holding a vacuum
ALT: a cartoon character with a green hat and mustache is holding a vacuum
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Everybody knows Luigi's the only one who should be going into haunted houses alone. #TheLastDriveIn
If this was remade today, at least three cars would have stopped… to record her dying on their phones.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
If this was remade today, at least three cars would have stopped… to record her dying on their phones.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
In this house we only recognize one Italian witch: La Befana.
#MerryChristmas #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#MerryChristmas #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
In this house we only recognize one Italian witch: La Befana.
#MerryChristmas #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#MerryChristmas #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
J&B Scotch: the liquor of choice for suspicious Italian women and RJ Macready.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
J&B Scotch: the liquor of choice for suspicious Italian women and RJ Macready.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
WE HAVE BLACK GLOVES! It is now a PROPER Giallo film!
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
WE HAVE BLACK GLOVES! It is now a PROPER Giallo film!
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling
To be fair, if I was that kid, my hands would be shaking that tray like I was in a 8.7 earthquake.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
To be fair, if I was that kid, my hands would be shaking that tray like I was in a 8.7 earthquake.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
No ducklings were harmed in the making of this picture.
Lizards? Not so much.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
Lizards? Not so much.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
No ducklings were harmed in the making of this picture.
Lizards? Not so much.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
Lizards? Not so much.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight
Reposted by Alex Cosmo Carroll
Do you ever feel like the best Christmas present would be sleep?
Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?
Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Do you ever feel like the best Christmas present would be sleep?
Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?
Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?