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Alex Cosmo Carroll
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Huh! I think I’ve concluded I’m not a fan of Giallo! Don’t think the genre is for me.

Should I even stay on for Blood and Black Lace?

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November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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That artist is so disgusting, the only way he can eat pussy is literally…

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November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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If this were made today, these police scientists would totally be asking ChatGPT for help with finding the killer.

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November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Who else was getting REAL nervous that the only woman on the panel wasn’t going to get the chance to chime in about misogyny…

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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Remember kids, when you need your movie to hit a specific time and it’s coming up a little short, you can always run your end credits at .0025 speed.

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October 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Holy shit! I used to go to Theatre Downtown a lot before it shut down (not through any fault of its own, grr…). Had zero clue one of the founders was the dad from Jack-O!!

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October 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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As I’m learning that the Jack-O house is actually about 20 minutes from my home, I wonder if the homeowners are going to suddenly see an influx of curious Central Floridian mutants driving by.

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October 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Wow Robbie’s got one weak-ass arm…

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October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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“Sir, I just asked if you’ve seen my mom…”

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October 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Bet there are a lot of soybean farmers right now WISHING someone would rent their land for “Children of the Soybean”

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October 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Whoa! “Goddamn cat videos”??

You sir truly are the villain…

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October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Guys, how long has it been since you met a girl you like? 😜
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October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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NARRATOR: They were not, in fact, totally safe at their trespassed barn rave.

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October 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Well this IS a teen slasher, so sorry black member of the friend group…

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October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Hey! Disassociating out the kitchen window! He follows my morning routine!!

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October 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Must…resist…He Who Walks Behind The Rows… jokes… during cornfield… scenes…

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October 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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TWENTY MINUTES?!? She did ALL of that in twenty minutes?!?

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October 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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“Do you believe in the Boogyman?”

“No”

Well, the Boogyman believes in you Glen…

Wait, wrong franchise.

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October 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Every time the AMC+ app crashes, the stream loads back with either a Cheddar’s commercial or a Black Phone trailer. This stream is going to brainwash me into dinner and a movie come 10/17.

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October 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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🎶”Oh, what a feeling… Tina’s bleeding on the ceiling…”🎶

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October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Watching this film and trying to stay with it, but even though I don’t think this is my cup of tea, one thought still comes to mind:

Yeah, this is pretty good cinematography…

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October 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Not to be confused with The_Final_Terror_Final_Final_2.

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October 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Someone call Lionel Hutz, because with all the terrors in *gestures everywhere*, there’s nothing Final with these terrors…

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October 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I bet Billy had a blast after Warganes came out calling and asking people if they wanted to play Thermonuclear War…

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October 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM