Alex Cosmo Carroll
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Alex Cosmo Carroll
@capncosmo.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If your beard lines are that sharp, you know how to properly groom your facial hair. And if you know how to groom your hair, that means the unibrow is a choice you have made. AND THAT PROVES THIS MAN IS EVIL.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CoffinJoe
September 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Why they got to make it all about them?
August 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
THAT IS CLEARLY AN EMPTY GURNEY PEOPLE ARE HAVING HORRIFIED REACTIONS TO.

What is up with you movie?!??

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
And remember you two, this carnage is technically ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Piranha
August 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“Lady, Jason JUST drowned yesterday. It’s too soon…”

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August 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Whether I end up liking this movie or not, I will always respect this film for getting John Sayles in the movie business, so 2 years later he could deliver the script to the amazing ALLIGATOR.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Piranha
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Next movie is Bad Moon. Didn’t really dig it when I first saw it, but like it or not, you will agree:

Thor is the goodest of boys.

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July 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Googling images of The Beast of Bodwin Moor and AWW LOOK AT THIS CUTIE. HE BABY!

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July 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yeah, I have no fear of Spider-women…

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July 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
HUGE THANK YOU to @kaithorrorbreak.bsky.social for sending along this awesome print by @tdenton.bsky.social (who I must also give big props to not only for their artistic skills, but for the highly professional packaging job). Now to just find a good spot on the wall to hang! #TheLastDriveIn
June 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hell yeah! I’m placing my order tonight!
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh! The rope bridge! The spider took her dad to the play area cave in Tom Sawyers Island at Disneyland!

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #EarthVSTheSpider @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Christopher Lee’s greatest role?

Stefan Crosscoe in The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf

Totally elevates that movie.

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May 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Johnny to that ranger station door.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #InAViolentNature
April 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“We’ve agreed to sell the store. We’re turning this into a Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market and you’re all being replaced by self-checkout machines.

#TheLastDriveIn #Intruder #MutantFam
April 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Long day is starting to catch up with me. Trying to get through the second film. May have to resort to those eye needles to stay awake…

#TheLastDriveIn #Opera #MutantFam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
March 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
DARKMAN?!?

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March 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Feel like I can turn off my closed captioning at this point….

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March 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As I’m usually terrible writing these down, I’m logging movies I watched in 2025.

#1: Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears
January 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Me, on my phone at lunch break, frantically looking up the tracking numbers for all the Christmas presents that should have been here by now.
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Here comes the flood of Sprite Boy pics. Terrifying.

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December 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM