Captain Beerdo
capnbeerdo.bsky.social
Captain Beerdo
@capnbeerdo.bsky.social
Maybe it's worth considering modern music is easy for AI to imitate because so much of it is produced by an industry that is essentially behaving like algorithms
“It’s beyond imagination because it doesn’t come from one.” great stuff here
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's just not Halloween until Linus gets bodied by a giant pumpkin
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Looking more and more like our best chance at seeing social justice this year is Boy Kavalier might get murked by an eyeball monster
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Let's get the word "quixotic" back in the modern lexicon
Trump: "The windmills are killing are country."
June 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You realize that every open slot in the Trump Cabinet from this point on has a reasonably high chance of being filled by Kanye West, right?
April 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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wanna feel old? shit yourself at the bank
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Does anyone ever wake up on their birthday morning and get excited about all the dumb subscriptions and websites that sent you an auto generated Happy Birthday email? Does anyone get disappointed when their favorite app doesn't?
February 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's the most... wonderful tiiiime... of the year
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
A Charlie Brown Christmas has some of the best stand-alone animated cels ever
December 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Spotify has characterized the three months I spent unemployed, depressed, listening to reggae playing American Truck Simulator to keep existential dread at bay as my "Twinkly Scratch Dub" phase
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Sorry @petermulvey43.bsky.social you got Bronze this year
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Shout out to all my life-is-short brothers busily polishing off all twenty-five whiskeys in their advent calendars
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Prayers up for the AI reeducation team that has to tell it "No, sweetie, only white men can be those things" and then have to explain it
the junktech moguls who fund your party built on pyramid schemes of useless software that can’t go half an hour without a catastrophe? joe biden’s fault. also: woke
February 22, 2024 at 5:03 PM
News today has become indistinguishable from the satirical news bulletins Grand Theft Auto would sneak in between radio songs
December 22, 2023 at 6:05 PM
New holiday troll: "You've heard of Elf on the Shelf... But what about" and then just a picture of something on top of something else that have no rhyming word relationship to each other.
December 13, 2023 at 3:49 PM
The only thing funnier to me than watching social media slowly becoming bots talking to other bots is the possibility it's already happened
December 6, 2023 at 9:34 PM