Captain Beerdo
@capnbeerdo.bsky.social
Saying "this is not normal and Americans are better than this" in a stern voice hasn't worked up to this point, but I dunno guys, maybe let's keep trying?
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Saying "this is not normal and Americans are better than this" in a stern voice hasn't worked up to this point, but I dunno guys, maybe let's keep trying?
I still get an adrenalin jolt when I hear it
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I still get an adrenalin jolt when I hear it
May you have sixty more
September 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
May you have sixty more
She called you by your govment name
September 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
She called you by your govment name
I'd call it "empathy" which I have always considered a mild form of PTSD.
August 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'd call it "empathy" which I have always considered a mild form of PTSD.
I'm not gonna get involved, but maybe you're eating them wrong
July 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm not gonna get involved, but maybe you're eating them wrong
Videlectrix would have never made this mistake
July 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Videlectrix would have never made this mistake
I would also do that on my manager's desk
June 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I would also do that on my manager's desk
I think if the circumstances of my job ever encouraged me to use a bottle, I'd leave it on my manager's desk at the end of the day.
June 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I think if the circumstances of my job ever encouraged me to use a bottle, I'd leave it on my manager's desk at the end of the day.
Starting a gofundme in memory of the tight five I used to have on gorgons
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Starting a gofundme in memory of the tight five I used to have on gorgons
I never get tired of the "Zorak playing organ" animation
April 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I never get tired of the "Zorak playing organ" animation
Praying that it'll be contagious.
April 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Praying that it'll be contagious.
Aida rethought that joke
March 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Aida rethought that joke
It's not Valentine's Day unless either my wife or I say to one another: "Love... Is a happy time..."
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's not Valentine's Day unless either my wife or I say to one another: "Love... Is a happy time..."
Trump paying back steampunk enthusiasts for their political support
January 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump paying back steampunk enthusiasts for their political support