Jef O'Clock
@capitalf.bsky.social
Creature from the Pine Barrens of New Jersey (a clean place, reasonably priced.)
Why does he say he toured "from London to the Bay?" Maybe the tour started in London, but he lived in Oakland. Any trip starts there. The lyric should be:
I toured around the world
From the Bay to London Town
It's "Hammer!" "Go Hammer!" "MC Hammer!" "Yo Hammer!"
"We're glad that you're around!"
I toured around the world
From the Bay to London Town
It's "Hammer!" "Go Hammer!" "MC Hammer!" "Yo Hammer!"
"We're glad that you're around!"
June 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why does he say he toured "from London to the Bay?" Maybe the tour started in London, but he lived in Oakland. Any trip starts there. The lyric should be:
I toured around the world
From the Bay to London Town
It's "Hammer!" "Go Hammer!" "MC Hammer!" "Yo Hammer!"
"We're glad that you're around!"
I toured around the world
From the Bay to London Town
It's "Hammer!" "Go Hammer!" "MC Hammer!" "Yo Hammer!"
"We're glad that you're around!"
LAPD in their Chicago 1968 bag
June 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
LAPD in their Chicago 1968 bag
We need to get @jadomian.bsky.social and @therealtony.bsky.social Elon v Trump Battle rolling YESTERDAY. I'm first in line for tickets.
June 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We need to get @jadomian.bsky.social and @therealtony.bsky.social Elon v Trump Battle rolling YESTERDAY. I'm first in line for tickets.
Wow. Friendship was possibly even more crazy than I expected. Top shelf. It could have been an "I Think You Should Leave" movie, honestly, it was so thematically on point with that show. And it was only like 1.5hrs! 10/10 No notes.
May 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wow. Friendship was possibly even more crazy than I expected. Top shelf. It could have been an "I Think You Should Leave" movie, honestly, it was so thematically on point with that show. And it was only like 1.5hrs! 10/10 No notes.
What is the "cream of" soup nomenclature about? How is it cream OF chicken? Are you trying to tell me that a chicken produced that cream? I have cream, Greg, can you of soup me?
May 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What is the "cream of" soup nomenclature about? How is it cream OF chicken? Are you trying to tell me that a chicken produced that cream? I have cream, Greg, can you of soup me?
I think my only discernible skill is making mixtapes. And I always think the most recent one is the best, until I listen to the older ones. The fact is just that I'm in love with my own taste in music, and that is not actually a skill at all.
May 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I think my only discernible skill is making mixtapes. And I always think the most recent one is the best, until I listen to the older ones. The fact is just that I'm in love with my own taste in music, and that is not actually a skill at all.
I don't really gamble, but I'd like to see what kind of odds Pete Rose is giving for Pete Rose's chances of making the Hall of Fame this year
May 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don't really gamble, but I'd like to see what kind of odds Pete Rose is giving for Pete Rose's chances of making the Hall of Fame this year
I haven't had a "my cast" SNL cast since I was in high school. But the last couple seasons have really felt like My Cast. I love these kids, and many of them I've been following since before they got the show. And they consistently make me ”laugh aloud” as the people say. Great Job.
May 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I haven't had a "my cast" SNL cast since I was in high school. But the last couple seasons have really felt like My Cast. I love these kids, and many of them I've been following since before they got the show. And they consistently make me ”laugh aloud” as the people say. Great Job.
I've had "Your Wildest Dreams" by the Moody Blues stuck in my head for like a week now, and somehow I've managed to (barely) hold on to my will to live. There should be a parade or a statue for heroes like me.
May 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've had "Your Wildest Dreams" by the Moody Blues stuck in my head for like a week now, and somehow I've managed to (barely) hold on to my will to live. There should be a parade or a statue for heroes like me.
Do not take Ebglyss™️ if you are allergic to Ebglyss ™️
April 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Do not take Ebglyss™️ if you are allergic to Ebglyss ™️
What I'm Talking About When I'm Talking About Duke
Stephen Miller wrote this piece for the Duke student newspaper TWENTY YEARS AGO. You won't find a single talking point in here that a) wasn't already a stale Limbaugh-esque talking point in 2005 and b) isn't also the cutting edge of GOP messaging about universities today.
April 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What I'm Talking About When I'm Talking About Duke
This place sucks, but, man. I am DONE. with Facebook. I'm beginning to think I might have to start emailing and calling the people I actually want to be in contact with. Has it come to this?
April 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This place sucks, but, man. I am DONE. with Facebook. I'm beginning to think I might have to start emailing and calling the people I actually want to be in contact with. Has it come to this?
"Heed my words, Finn. As the miller's wheel forever outrages the seed, so the good apple boringly receives his neighbor's worm. And all the corn gets smooshed to grease—to grease! under the miller's fleaping wheel."
- Tiffany (Adventure Time)
- Tiffany (Adventure Time)
April 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
"Heed my words, Finn. As the miller's wheel forever outrages the seed, so the good apple boringly receives his neighbor's worm. And all the corn gets smooshed to grease—to grease! under the miller's fleaping wheel."
- Tiffany (Adventure Time)
- Tiffany (Adventure Time)
April 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hey! I'm done with Facebook. Be seein' ya 👁️
April 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Hey! I'm done with Facebook. Be seein' ya 👁️
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amazon delivering a package to your mom’s house
March 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
amazon delivering a package to your mom’s house
I'm thinking about completely disengaging with the world around me and becoming a fitness guy. Go to the gym. Get up and run at 6am. Maybe that will finally change my opinion on suicide.
March 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm thinking about completely disengaging with the world around me and becoming a fitness guy. Go to the gym. Get up and run at 6am. Maybe that will finally change my opinion on suicide.
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The global community of the mediocre decided “why should I have to learn and perfect a skill or art to be treated like a genius when I could simply boil off the planet’s oceans and plagiarize other people’s hard-earned achievements to make Wolverine appear in an 80s Old El Paso salsa commercial.”
March 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The global community of the mediocre decided “why should I have to learn and perfect a skill or art to be treated like a genius when I could simply boil off the planet’s oceans and plagiarize other people’s hard-earned achievements to make Wolverine appear in an 80s Old El Paso salsa commercial.”
Do you think Spider Hole Saddam started the beard trend in the US? Some say it was Baron Davis, what was the timeline there? Damn, if this were like 10 years ago there were 10 websites I could have pitched this article to. As it stands I have no incentive to investigate further.
March 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do you think Spider Hole Saddam started the beard trend in the US? Some say it was Baron Davis, what was the timeline there? Damn, if this were like 10 years ago there were 10 websites I could have pitched this article to. As it stands I have no incentive to investigate further.
I feel like every weekend I'm staking out the laundry room. Got my snacks and coffee. Binocs. Lining up empty creamers on my dashboard. We got like 30+ units in this building and currently only 2 working washers. It's ruthless out here.
March 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I feel like every weekend I'm staking out the laundry room. Got my snacks and coffee. Binocs. Lining up empty creamers on my dashboard. We got like 30+ units in this building and currently only 2 working washers. It's ruthless out here.
Cotton candy grapes are great if you want a bunch of tiny sacks of sugar water that taste nothing like grapes.
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Cotton candy grapes are great if you want a bunch of tiny sacks of sugar water that taste nothing like grapes.