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clarissa 🎸
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eternally crying about tv, anime, and kpop // she/her // neo got my back 💚
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if there’s one thing I miss about the bad place it’s seeing this video pop up every two weeks and making my day
Making 2026 a Gamer year by jumping back into Animal Crossing, fucking around in Mario Kart World, and enjoying Persona 5.
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is domestic terrorism.
Jessica: The WSJ is reporting that there are incentives for ICE Agents because they need to meet that insane 3,000 people per day quota—they are getting rewarded even if they bring in people who then get released…
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Jesus fucking Christ lady read the goddamn room. The Democratic Party of Minnesota does not need help right now - the actual people of Minnesota do.
I work with state parties every single day. There are only a handful of national leaders who actually raise real money for the year organizing state parties do--Ken Martin (dnc chair), Simon Rosenberg (Hopium), Sen. Warren and Actblue. Come for Simon and you come for all of us.
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.

But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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A Nazi (2026)
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Damn he looks great
Happy 63rd birthday to Otto Mann from ‘THE SIMPSONS.’

According to his driver’s licence, he was born in 1963.
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I finally go around to unlocking all the costumes in Mario Kart World. Won’t use most of them since I tend to go either Luigi, Peach, or Shy Guy, but thought it was time.
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I forgot how relaxing just running around fishing is… I forgot to save before I quit yesterday and the auto save didn’t pick up Blathers plot so now I just have a giant wall of fish waiting outside his empty lot for him to move in.
I restarted ACNH… again. (Last time didn’t stick) I have a yellow airport, cherries, Shari, and Peck. I can just barely see my flowers with the layout I picked, but I think they’re windflowers.
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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this is so dark but also real. and I think the healthcare thing ties into it too. there is such a high chance of us getting shot and also if you DO get shot and manage to survive you may just go bankrupt instead!

we are a traumatized fucking country and I bet it does make us harder to subdue.
I saw this take on TikTok a few days ago and wanted to share it here. I had to truncate it because it's a bit longer than 3 minutes. Her central argument is the US govt has a problem in that decades of stochastic terrorism from gun culture has made us less scared of guns.
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Here’s an idea… don’t for for Newsom in the primary and we won’t have to worry about these hypotheticals.
Answer me this:

You have to choose between Gavin Newsom and Trump or some MAGA chump. No other options. If you're really saying that you wouldn't vote for Newsom in that situation, you're not smart enough do what's best for all Americans. Especially trans people.

You need to think strategically.
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I genuinely hate both these people
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hear me out… now that the Brits are doing celebs and the US is doing normies… The Traitors All Stars jointly hosted by both Alan and Claudia. #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUS
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Put this in the actual Louvre.
ICE: "followed by will stancil"
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Rolling Stone spent the last year building up a reputation of doing good political journalism and then here comes this bozo.
COMMENTARY: Trump’s ‘Year Zero’ Is Over. Now Comes the Reckoning

The president’s terrifying revolution came to Washington in 2025. It will ultimately be the year the revolution was lost.
Trump's 'Year Zero' Is Over. Now Comes the Reckoning
The president’s terrifying revolution came to Washington in 2025. It will ultimately be the year the revolution was lost
rollingstone.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU RESETTI???????
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I restarted ACNH… again. (Last time didn’t stick) I have a yellow airport, cherries, Shari, and Peck. I can just barely see my flowers with the layout I picked, but I think they’re windflowers.
January 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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10 Jan 2026
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Been an anime baby time
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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From "Frieren" Season 2 Opening.
Full video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0BG...
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Animal Crossing
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM