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Candy | Slime Goblin Vtuber
@candymancriminal.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin
Pixel Artist, Programmer, Pain-haver
Progenitor of Bopp Bipp
He/They
🔗: https://candygooblin.carrd.co
Pinned
Trans rights are human rights
Respect people's pronouns

If your family doesn't accept you I'm your family now
Wishing you the best, cousin
Fish are ignorant of my existence, I'm scared of women
February 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Should be able to stream again in the next few days 😩
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The universe does not want me to be able to stream 😩

(I'm getting sick again)
January 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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not well-done. undercooked, even
January 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
So I was listening to Ghost and wanting to draw

Thus PapaDoodles was brought upon this weary world

@cbeedoodles.com *is* the reason I fell down this rabbit hole, after all :)

(Go follow CB, they're cool as fuck and an amazing artist)
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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y’know what that one guy did to his brother in the bible was pretty Ableist ngl
January 23, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Wow, rude! 👿
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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❄️🐑WOOLHAVEN EARLY ACCESS TODAY! 🐑❄️

Come to the pulpit for #Twitch drops, giveaways & a sneak peak at the new #CultOfTheLamb content coming out tomorrow!
Live NOW!

twitch.tv/grinninghazard

#twitch #twitchpartner #livestream #cotl
@massivemonster.bsky.social
@devolverdigital.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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🐐🐑 Lo, my most worthy of cultists! 🐑🐐

A host! A HOST for you on tomorrows blessed stream where we will plumb the depths of #Woolhaven together!

Gather at the pulpit. The sermon begins tomorrow at Noon
Will you be counted among the c̶u̶r̶s̶e̶d̶ blessed??

#twitch #twitchpartner #livestream #CultOfTheLamb
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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🐐🐑HELLO oh blessed followers.🐑🐐
Are you as excited for #Woolhaven as I am?

The folks at #DevolverDigital and #MassiveMonster have graciously given me (among others) early access!

I'll have early looks, and #Twitch Drops starting Wednesday 12pm ET

More details and sneak peeks to follow!
a cartoon character with horns is holding a sword and a skull .
ALT: a cartoon character with horns is holding a sword and a skull .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
So I somehow injured the inside of my mouth
Talking too much hurts

So no streams til that heals up 💀

I am REALLY skilled at this whole "being a person" thing
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Hey. Hey hey hey. Y'all should go commission @cbeedoodles.com because like. YO. CHECK THIS OUT. they took ME and asked "how much body horror" and then did the COOLEST SHIT WITH IT.

The little details are great, the SHADOW BEING SPACE, the EYES. The little shit smirk. Everything! It's too cool.
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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BUILD-A-BOT LAUNCHES JANUARY 23rd!

Create VRM models of screen-face robots for vtubing and online personas! Enjoy extensive usage rights!

Launching into early access at $40 USD!

RAFFLE: Three lucky folk who like and repost this will receive a free copy on release day!
#vtuberassets #vrchat #robot
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
bruh, Hytale is so good
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Maybe I stream tomorrow?
Maybe Friday?

soon??? 😩
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Through a calamity of errors my computer died today
and then was also revived

but I already crashed out about it

uwu
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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"How could you turn on this game you liked just because you found out it used AI!?"

Because i can enjoy a cake too but if i discover a cockroach in it, im going to feel sick and disgusted. Especially more so if it tasted good, because i had a GOOD EXPERIENCE ruined.
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
👉👈
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I don't shy away from talking about my mental health struggles
One of the most nagging of which is the feeling of being like...
"Fifth choice out of three" is the best way I've put it into words

So when friends message me out of no where, for any reason
It genuinely brightens my day beyond words 💜
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
aaaand I failed at sleep
I'll try again tomorrow 😭
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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mpreg (molar preg)
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I think I'm finally ready to stream again and BAM

depression hits me like a truck
hopefully I'll feel better tomorrow when I try to stream 😩
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM