CandyManCriminal | Slime Goblin Vtuber
@candymancriminal.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin
Pixel Artist, Programmer, Pain-haver
Progenitor of Bopp Bipp
He/They
🔗: candymancriminal.carrd.co
Pixel Artist, Programmer, Pain-haver
Progenitor of Bopp Bipp
He/They
🔗: candymancriminal.carrd.co
Pinned
Trans rights are human rights
Respect people's pronouns
If your family doesn't accept you I'm your family now
Wishing you the best, cousin
Respect people's pronouns
If your family doesn't accept you I'm your family now
Wishing you the best, cousin
Gunna take this time to call out some people~
@cbeedoodles.com You're my favorite artist, and watching you get even better has been so inspiring
@itseggsbenedict.bsky.social You're the funniest person I know, and your streams are a fuckin vibe
@cbeedoodles.com You're my favorite artist, and watching you get even better has been so inspiring
@itseggsbenedict.bsky.social You're the funniest person I know, and your streams are a fuckin vibe
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Gunna take this time to call out some people~
@cbeedoodles.com You're my favorite artist, and watching you get even better has been so inspiring
@itseggsbenedict.bsky.social You're the funniest person I know, and your streams are a fuckin vibe
@cbeedoodles.com You're my favorite artist, and watching you get even better has been so inspiring
@itseggsbenedict.bsky.social You're the funniest person I know, and your streams are a fuckin vibe
A simple thought on genAI in game dev:
If you couldn't be assed to put in the effort to make the game, why should I put in the effort to buy and play it?
If you couldn't be assed to put in the effort to make the game, why should I put in the effort to buy and play it?
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
A simple thought on genAI in game dev:
If you couldn't be assed to put in the effort to make the game, why should I put in the effort to buy and play it?
If you couldn't be assed to put in the effort to make the game, why should I put in the effort to buy and play it?
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'Disclosing how much poo is in our food makes no sense' says restaurant owner 'since nearly all our food has poo in it' 🙄
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
r/pcgaming
www.reddit.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
'Disclosing how much poo is in our food makes no sense' says restaurant owner 'since nearly all our food has poo in it' 🙄
You see this post, do it!
💀Pronouns: He/They
💀Height: 5'6"
💀Zodiac: Aries ♈
💀Smoke: Jazz Cabbage 👁️👄👁️
💀Tattoos: None (yet)
💀Piercings: One (for now)
💀Fav Drinks: Arizona Arnold Palmer, Root Beer, Monster Rehab Tea + Lemonade flavor, and Coffee
💀Pronouns: He/They
💀Height: 5'6"
💀Zodiac: Aries ♈
💀Smoke: Jazz Cabbage 👁️👄👁️
💀Tattoos: None (yet)
💀Piercings: One (for now)
💀Fav Drinks: Arizona Arnold Palmer, Root Beer, Monster Rehab Tea + Lemonade flavor, and Coffee
You see this post, do it!
✖️Pronouns: They/Them
✖️Height: 6ft
✖️Zodiac: Virgo ♍️
✖️Smoke: weed eryday 😎
✖️Tattoos: 1
✖️Piercings: 11
✖️Fav Drinks: Mtn Dew Zero, Strawberry dreams Monster, Arizona Arnold Palmer, and Southern peach lemonade Calypso 😋
✖️Pronouns: They/Them
✖️Height: 6ft
✖️Zodiac: Virgo ♍️
✖️Smoke: weed eryday 😎
✖️Tattoos: 1
✖️Piercings: 11
✖️Fav Drinks: Mtn Dew Zero, Strawberry dreams Monster, Arizona Arnold Palmer, and Southern peach lemonade Calypso 😋
you see this post, do it too!
🌴pronouns: he/they
🌴height: 5'3
🌴zodiac: Taurus
🌴smoke: nah
🌴tattoos: Not Yet
🌴piercings: Nah
🌴favorite drinks: Coke Zero, Pepsi Cherry Vanilla, Dr.Pepper Strawberries and Cream, Water
🌴pronouns: he/they
🌴height: 5'3
🌴zodiac: Taurus
🌴smoke: nah
🌴tattoos: Not Yet
🌴piercings: Nah
🌴favorite drinks: Coke Zero, Pepsi Cherry Vanilla, Dr.Pepper Strawberries and Cream, Water
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You see this post, do it!
💀Pronouns: He/They
💀Height: 5'6"
💀Zodiac: Aries ♈
💀Smoke: Jazz Cabbage 👁️👄👁️
💀Tattoos: None (yet)
💀Piercings: One (for now)
💀Fav Drinks: Arizona Arnold Palmer, Root Beer, Monster Rehab Tea + Lemonade flavor, and Coffee
💀Pronouns: He/They
💀Height: 5'6"
💀Zodiac: Aries ♈
💀Smoke: Jazz Cabbage 👁️👄👁️
💀Tattoos: None (yet)
💀Piercings: One (for now)
💀Fav Drinks: Arizona Arnold Palmer, Root Beer, Monster Rehab Tea + Lemonade flavor, and Coffee
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PSA: If you buy ANY streaming assets from ANYWHERE (primarily Etsy), CHECK IF IT'S AI. Ask your art friends to verify it for you cause they probably know the signs. Etsy and Fivver are the biggest sources of this stuff. I've seen too many people paying money for ai garbage.
Support Human Artists!
Support Human Artists!
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
PSA: If you buy ANY streaming assets from ANYWHERE (primarily Etsy), CHECK IF IT'S AI. Ask your art friends to verify it for you cause they probably know the signs. Etsy and Fivver are the biggest sources of this stuff. I've seen too many people paying money for ai garbage.
Support Human Artists!
Support Human Artists!
I was touching up my nail polish and dropped the brush onto my phone after it bounced off my hand lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I was touching up my nail polish and dropped the brush onto my phone after it bounced off my hand lmao
Man, we got Silksong
Hytale was brought back from the dead
What's next?
New Half-Life game???
👀
Hytale was brought back from the dead
What's next?
New Half-Life game???
👀
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Man, we got Silksong
Hytale was brought back from the dead
What's next?
New Half-Life game???
👀
Hytale was brought back from the dead
What's next?
New Half-Life game???
👀
Travel
Friends
Boyfriend
I guess I'm going on a trip to see friends and get a boyfriend?
Friends
Boyfriend
I guess I'm going on a trip to see friends and get a boyfriend?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Travel
Friends
Boyfriend
I guess I'm going on a trip to see friends and get a boyfriend?
Friends
Boyfriend
I guess I'm going on a trip to see friends and get a boyfriend?
No stream today
Could not stay asleep last night
Just kept waking up to my heart pounding for no reason
Also I think there's a cut on my tongue?
Could not stay asleep last night
Just kept waking up to my heart pounding for no reason
Also I think there's a cut on my tongue?
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No stream today
Could not stay asleep last night
Just kept waking up to my heart pounding for no reason
Also I think there's a cut on my tongue?
Could not stay asleep last night
Just kept waking up to my heart pounding for no reason
Also I think there's a cut on my tongue?
An hour and a half left on the clock, will day 11 be the last day of the fundathon?
Let's find out while I mess around with this Minceraft datapack where there's... no ground???
AND the goals have been *lowered!*
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
Let's find out while I mess around with this Minceraft datapack where there's... no ground???
AND the goals have been *lowered!*
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
CandyManCriminal - Twitch
Hallo! I'm CandyManCriminal Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin! I like a wide variety of games, and sometimes I program on stream! Come on in and join the slimy chaos!
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
An hour and a half left on the clock, will day 11 be the last day of the fundathon?
Let's find out while I mess around with this Minceraft datapack where there's... no ground???
AND the goals have been *lowered!*
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
Let's find out while I mess around with this Minceraft datapack where there's... no ground???
AND the goals have been *lowered!*
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
...Has it really been like 5 days since I streamed last? 💀
Things need to stop happening
Things need to stop happening
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
...Has it really been like 5 days since I streamed last? 💀
Things need to stop happening
Things need to stop happening
I sense a disturbance in the fundathon
The goal post has been moved... closer? 👀
The goal post has been moved... closer? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I sense a disturbance in the fundathon
The goal post has been moved... closer? 👀
The goal post has been moved... closer? 👀
Mental health tanked today, I'll try to be a streamer tomorrow instead 💀
Got just an hour and half left on the fundathon clock
Offline donations will be honored
And orders on my VGen count, once payment goes through
vgen.co/CandyManCrim...
Got just an hour and half left on the fundathon clock
Offline donations will be honored
And orders on my VGen count, once payment goes through
vgen.co/CandyManCrim...
CandyManCriminal (@CandyManCriminal)
Check out CandyManCriminal's commissions and portfolio! | Hallo! I'm CandyManCriminal Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin! ...
vgen.co
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Mental health tanked today, I'll try to be a streamer tomorrow instead 💀
Got just an hour and half left on the fundathon clock
Offline donations will be honored
And orders on my VGen count, once payment goes through
vgen.co/CandyManCrim...
Got just an hour and half left on the fundathon clock
Offline donations will be honored
And orders on my VGen count, once payment goes through
vgen.co/CandyManCrim...
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no wait
tomorrow is my partner's birthday
...sunday? 💀
tomorrow is my partner's birthday
...sunday? 💀
No stream
So wiped out
Still pain
Tomorrow hopefully 😭
So wiped out
Still pain
Tomorrow hopefully 😭
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
no wait
tomorrow is my partner's birthday
...sunday? 💀
tomorrow is my partner's birthday
...sunday? 💀
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November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
No stream
So wiped out
Still pain
Tomorrow hopefully 😭
So wiped out
Still pain
Tomorrow hopefully 😭
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No stream
So wiped out
Still pain
Tomorrow hopefully 😭
So wiped out
Still pain
Tomorrow hopefully 😭
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November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
No stream again today
Woke up feeling like I was falling down the up escalator all night
Manageable amount of pain, but not an amount I can focus on stream with 🙃
Woke up feeling like I was falling down the up escalator all night
Manageable amount of pain, but not an amount I can focus on stream with 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No stream again today
Woke up feeling like I was falling down the up escalator all night
Manageable amount of pain, but not an amount I can focus on stream with 🙃
Woke up feeling like I was falling down the up escalator all night
Manageable amount of pain, but not an amount I can focus on stream with 🙃
Fundathon day 10 complete!
hour and 30 left on the clock
will the next be the last?
will we hit the next goal?
WHO KNOWS!
Thank you for supporting your friendly local gooblin 💜💜💜
hour and 30 left on the clock
will the next be the last?
will we hit the next goal?
WHO KNOWS!
Thank you for supporting your friendly local gooblin 💜💜💜
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Fundathon day 10 complete!
hour and 30 left on the clock
will the next be the last?
will we hit the next goal?
WHO KNOWS!
Thank you for supporting your friendly local gooblin 💜💜💜
hour and 30 left on the clock
will the next be the last?
will we hit the next goal?
WHO KNOWS!
Thank you for supporting your friendly local gooblin 💜💜💜
I have one again survived some bullshit
now it's time to survive some vampires!
Fundathon day 10 starting NOW with Vampire Survivors!
A little over 6 hours left on the clock, and closing in on the next goal!
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
now it's time to survive some vampires!
Fundathon day 10 starting NOW with Vampire Survivors!
A little over 6 hours left on the clock, and closing in on the next goal!
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I have one again survived some bullshit
now it's time to survive some vampires!
Fundathon day 10 starting NOW with Vampire Survivors!
A little over 6 hours left on the clock, and closing in on the next goal!
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
now it's time to survive some vampires!
Fundathon day 10 starting NOW with Vampire Survivors!
A little over 6 hours left on the clock, and closing in on the next goal!
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...
Still can't believe I slept for 14 fucking hours
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Still can't believe I slept for 14 fucking hours
aaaaaand pain spike
maybe tomorrow I can be a person 😭
maybe tomorrow I can be a person 😭
Hey so like
I just woke up
stream gunna be late
I just woke up
stream gunna be late
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
aaaaaand pain spike
maybe tomorrow I can be a person 😭
maybe tomorrow I can be a person 😭