Becca Davis
@calymene425.bsky.social
💜 Pirates 🏴☠️Demons 😈Angels 🪽 Vampires🩸 Bugs 🪲 Fossils 🐚
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Morning Captain! ❦ Hm,no it isn't.
July 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Morning Captain! ❦ Hm,no it isn't.
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I like the name Jeff and accounting sounds fancy as fuck.
June 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I like the name Jeff and accounting sounds fancy as fuck.
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They must be really into geometry.
June 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
They must be really into geometry.
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Look, Lucius, here's the book I sought for so
Julius Caesar IV, 3
#ShakespeareSunday BOOKS & LIBRARIES #ofmd
Julius Caesar IV, 3
#ShakespeareSunday BOOKS & LIBRARIES #ofmd
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Look, Lucius, here's the book I sought for so
Julius Caesar IV, 3
#ShakespeareSunday BOOKS & LIBRARIES #ofmd
Julius Caesar IV, 3
#ShakespeareSunday BOOKS & LIBRARIES #ofmd
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A c u r s e
is a c u r s e.
And once it takes hold...
Well. It takes hold.
is a c u r s e.
And once it takes hold...
Well. It takes hold.
June 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A c u r s e
is a c u r s e.
And once it takes hold...
Well. It takes hold.
is a c u r s e.
And once it takes hold...
Well. It takes hold.
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And what makes Ed happy?
June 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
And what makes Ed happy?
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Oh Godfrey stop fingering my dents and lets get back to some accounting!
June 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Oh Godfrey stop fingering my dents and lets get back to some accounting!
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What the h e l l is going on in towels?
June 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What the h e l l is going on in towels?
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you’re asking for help?
“The Princess Bride is a massively over-rated film in desperate need of a fresh take”
“The Princess Bride is a massively over-rated film in desperate need of a fresh take”
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you’re asking for help?
“Actually I think OFMD Series 2 was really shit”
“Actually I think OFMD Series 2 was really shit”
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing that you're asking for help?
“eh, iwtv amc 2022 louis de pointe du lac is a fine character i guess”
“eh, iwtv amc 2022 louis de pointe du lac is a fine character i guess”
May 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you’re asking for help?
“The Princess Bride is a massively over-rated film in desperate need of a fresh take”
“The Princess Bride is a massively over-rated film in desperate need of a fresh take”
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May 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you see this, post your get away vehicle.
May 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If you see this, post your get away vehicle.
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Keep it straight! If you can...
April 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Keep it straight! If you can...
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
April 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
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Three years of Our Flag Means Death
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Three years of Our Flag Means Death
There once was a big man called Wee John
The most beautiful garments he did don.
As Queen Calypso she reigned
La Vie en Rose unchained
No one noticed the captains had gone.
#OFMDAUpril
The most beautiful garments he did don.
As Queen Calypso she reigned
La Vie en Rose unchained
No one noticed the captains had gone.
#OFMDAUpril
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
There once was a big man called Wee John
The most beautiful garments he did don.
As Queen Calypso she reigned
La Vie en Rose unchained
No one noticed the captains had gone.
#OFMDAUpril
The most beautiful garments he did don.
As Queen Calypso she reigned
La Vie en Rose unchained
No one noticed the captains had gone.
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a rich man called Stede
Who wished from his life to be freed
He gathered a crew
Who all talked it through
And at bedtime for stories did plead.
#OFMDAUpril
Who wished from his life to be freed
He gathered a crew
Who all talked it through
And at bedtime for stories did plead.
#OFMDAUpril
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There once was a rich man called Stede
Who wished from his life to be freed
He gathered a crew
Who all talked it through
And at bedtime for stories did plead.
#OFMDAUpril
Who wished from his life to be freed
He gathered a crew
Who all talked it through
And at bedtime for stories did plead.
#OFMDAUpril
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a pirate named Fang
Who with Lucius did let it all hang
A cute little sketch
That made Izzy retch
By showing his impressive wang
There once was a pirate named Fang
Who with Lucius did let it all hang
A cute little sketch
That made Izzy retch
By showing his impressive wang
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a pirate named Fang
Who with Lucius did let it all hang
A cute little sketch
That made Izzy retch
By showing his impressive wang
There once was a pirate named Fang
Who with Lucius did let it all hang
A cute little sketch
That made Izzy retch
By showing his impressive wang
#OFMDAUpril
A pirate turned into the Kraken
His eyes, his face he did blacken
When hope it did fade
There came a mermaid
And the ropes, they started to slacken.
A pirate turned into the Kraken
His eyes, his face he did blacken
When hope it did fade
There came a mermaid
And the ropes, they started to slacken.
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#OFMDAUpril
A pirate turned into the Kraken
His eyes, his face he did blacken
When hope it did fade
There came a mermaid
And the ropes, they started to slacken.
A pirate turned into the Kraken
His eyes, his face he did blacken
When hope it did fade
There came a mermaid
And the ropes, they started to slacken.
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Doug’s a bit bland but he’s arty
He almost got knifed at a party
Grabbed the shoulder of Stede
“Unhand me or bleed”
A fuckery was sorted real smartly
He almost got knifed at a party
Grabbed the shoulder of Stede
“Unhand me or bleed”
A fuckery was sorted real smartly
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Doug’s a bit bland but he’s arty
He almost got knifed at a party
Grabbed the shoulder of Stede
“Unhand me or bleed”
A fuckery was sorted real smartly
He almost got knifed at a party
Grabbed the shoulder of Stede
“Unhand me or bleed”
A fuckery was sorted real smartly
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a pirate named Swede
Whose help his crew mates did need.
Performed husbandly duty
As they nicked the booty
While he carried on doing the deed
There once was a pirate named Swede
Whose help his crew mates did need.
Performed husbandly duty
As they nicked the booty
While he carried on doing the deed
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a pirate named Swede
Whose help his crew mates did need.
Performed husbandly duty
As they nicked the booty
While he carried on doing the deed
There once was a pirate named Swede
Whose help his crew mates did need.
Performed husbandly duty
As they nicked the booty
While he carried on doing the deed
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a princeling called Ricky
Who was finding the pirates quite tricky
At Jackie’s bar,
Lost his nose to the jar,
And now when he sneezes it’s sticky.
There once was a princeling called Ricky
Who was finding the pirates quite tricky
At Jackie’s bar,
Lost his nose to the jar,
And now when he sneezes it’s sticky.
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a princeling called Ricky
Who was finding the pirates quite tricky
At Jackie’s bar,
Lost his nose to the jar,
And now when he sneezes it’s sticky.
There once was a princeling called Ricky
Who was finding the pirates quite tricky
At Jackie’s bar,
Lost his nose to the jar,
And now when he sneezes it’s sticky.
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a woman called Mary
Who’s marriage had gotten quite hairy
Stabbed with a knife
By her wonderful wife
She torched the whole thing, which was scary
There once was a woman called Mary
Who’s marriage had gotten quite hairy
Stabbed with a knife
By her wonderful wife
She torched the whole thing, which was scary
Day 27! The poetic form best known for filthy jokes and absurdity: the limerick! 🕺🏻
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
AABBA rhyme scheme
5 lines
bouncy rhythm – off we go!
Quote w/ fills, reply w/ recs!
#OFMDAUpril
April 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
#OFMDAUpril
There once was a woman called Mary
Who’s marriage had gotten quite hairy
Stabbed with a knife
By her wonderful wife
She torched the whole thing, which was scary
There once was a woman called Mary
Who’s marriage had gotten quite hairy
Stabbed with a knife
By her wonderful wife
She torched the whole thing, which was scary
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Hey Bluesky, I need some fresh, raw Warner Bros. Slander for my next video. Give me your best legit problems with the company. Don’t disappoint.
#Film
#Television
#Cartoonnetwork
#Adultswim
#HBO
#DCcomics
#Film
#Television
#Cartoonnetwork
#Adultswim
#HBO
#DCcomics
April 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hey Bluesky, I need some fresh, raw Warner Bros. Slander for my next video. Give me your best legit problems with the company. Don’t disappoint.
#Film
#Television
#Cartoonnetwork
#Adultswim
#HBO
#DCcomics
#Film
#Television
#Cartoonnetwork
#Adultswim
#HBO
#DCcomics