Calum Stewart
@calumstewart.bsky.social
Not me wearing a Billy Joel shirt to a Loyle Carner concert
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Not me wearing a Billy Joel shirt to a Loyle Carner concert
New York has Zohran Mamdani. I have someone who has queue cut me in Jenkins bakery on more than one occasion.
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
New York has Zohran Mamdani. I have someone who has queue cut me in Jenkins bakery on more than one occasion.
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Plaid Cymru GAIN Caerphilly from Labour.
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Plaid Cymru GAIN Caerphilly from Labour.
“Diane Keaton has died” SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Diane Keaton has died” SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
I might levitate hearing Michelangelo Dying live tonight
October 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I might levitate hearing Michelangelo Dying live tonight
I bloody love an American Smooth. I want to become an incredibly minor celeb just so I can do one on Strictly and go home in the first week.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I bloody love an American Smooth. I want to become an incredibly minor celeb just so I can do one on Strictly and go home in the first week.
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My story ‘The Lamplighter Inn‘ is in this play that’s showing in porters Cardiff by the way.
You can buy tickets here if spooky shit is your vibe:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/car...
You can buy tickets here if spooky shit is your vibe:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/car...
September 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My story ‘The Lamplighter Inn‘ is in this play that’s showing in porters Cardiff by the way.
You can buy tickets here if spooky shit is your vibe:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/car...
You can buy tickets here if spooky shit is your vibe:
www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/car...
September 5th 2025. The day I met Whoopi Goldberg 😭😭😭😭😭
September 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
September 5th 2025. The day I met Whoopi Goldberg 😭😭😭😭😭
Lol. I saw a play matinee in London today and this woman shouted RWYN MYND I’R TŶ BACH to her boyfriend who was half way down my row.
July 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Lol. I saw a play matinee in London today and this woman shouted RWYN MYND I’R TŶ BACH to her boyfriend who was half way down my row.
Tourists always take photos outside the most random places. I just saw a family posing for a group pic outside Morfa Morrisons lol.
June 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Tourists always take photos outside the most random places. I just saw a family posing for a group pic outside Morfa Morrisons lol.
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The radio sitcom ‘Gulls’ is now available to listen to on BBC Sounds - you’ll find it tucked inside the latest episode of ‘Kiri’s Comedy Club’ 🦅♥️
May 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The radio sitcom ‘Gulls’ is now available to listen to on BBC Sounds - you’ll find it tucked inside the latest episode of ‘Kiri’s Comedy Club’ 🦅♥️
Happy Swansea Pride. Nia will be on stage at 17:30. Be there or be square mawma.
My drag name would be Nia Swansea
May 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Happy Swansea Pride. Nia will be on stage at 17:30. Be there or be square mawma.
Lol. A fella at the train station just told me to hurry up with the toilet handdryer like it was a pay phone in the slammer.
May 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lol. A fella at the train station just told me to hurry up with the toilet handdryer like it was a pay phone in the slammer.
The Afternoon Josh Tillman Was Super Nice To His Fans But Told Us He Couldn’t Take Selfies Because He Was Late For His Soundcheck Lol
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Afternoon Josh Tillman Was Super Nice To His Fans But Told Us He Couldn’t Take Selfies Because He Was Late For His Soundcheck Lol
How about we put tariffs on comedians who don’t have clear punchlines. Every time there isn’t a punchline where I think there should be one, you have to give me ten percent of the ticket price back lol.
April 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
How about we put tariffs on comedians who don’t have clear punchlines. Every time there isn’t a punchline where I think there should be one, you have to give me ten percent of the ticket price back lol.
When I die spread my ashes in Coryton Asda. It’s up there with Lampeter Co-Op for beautiful Welsh supermarkets.
March 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When I die spread my ashes in Coryton Asda. It’s up there with Lampeter Co-Op for beautiful Welsh supermarkets.
Jennifer Saunders-Foot
My drag name would be Nia Swansea
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Jennifer Saunders-Foot
If I had a quid every time I’ve seen a man in blue jeans and brown shoes today then I’d have thirteen quid 👞
March 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If I had a quid every time I’ve seen a man in blue jeans and brown shoes today then I’d have thirteen quid 👞
I’ve spent this evening making cawl and now I want to start a business called Calum’s Cawls where I sell it door to door like it’s the 1950s
March 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’ve spent this evening making cawl and now I want to start a business called Calum’s Cawls where I sell it door to door like it’s the 1950s
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Hi all, I’ve written a new stand-up show and I’ll be warming it up in all the below places this spring/early summer! Come along!
February 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Hi all, I’ve written a new stand-up show and I’ll be warming it up in all the below places this spring/early summer! Come along!
I’ve moved on from the three pence coin idea. My new single issue political party is about banning food into films that run under 90 minutes.
February 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’ve moved on from the three pence coin idea. My new single issue political party is about banning food into films that run under 90 minutes.
Menna Pause
My drag name would be Nia Swansea
February 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Menna Pause
It isn’t raining in my head because I’ve queued CMAT for a while 🧡
February 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It isn’t raining in my head because I’ve queued CMAT for a while 🧡